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Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
April Showers, Mallory Flowers by Kyllex reviews
Mallory Flowers hates the month of April. Too much rain, she thinks. Not enough sun. But Connor, he loves the rain – he says the heat makes him cranky. “Then why do you carry around that umbrella?” she asks. “In case I run into you.” ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Fluffy Pillows by strawberry-express reviews
She looks at him while the ice cream drips down his face. It is this moment she realizes she is in love with him. She hears no soft music, sees no flying angels but she hears only one word echoing in the air. Oops. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Dear God, by kiwi.boba reviews
Dear God: Mind telling me why the fudge I fell in love with a mentally underdeveloped idiot?...but he's a good-looking, so that makes it okay. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
To Be a Pansy by its.Nothing.Special reviews
But most of all, if he loved her, then certainly he wouldn’t have had the gall to show up at her doorstep three hours and sixteen minutes late for their dinner date with neither an excuse nor a drop of remorse. Yet there he was, so ha! Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
I Love it When She Lies by its.Nothing.Special reviews
You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by Quill-and-Blood reviews
Grant and Tabby have always been a 'best friends with benefits' kind of couple and they like things the way they are. But what happens when Tabby meets a guy who can give her what Grant is too afraid to? -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Bring In the Clowns by found.eventually reviews
First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was ‘as boring as a flower’-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Our Memories by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Be Mine by LiME-GREEN-CAPES reviews
He kissed me harshly on the lips. “I will miss you, but I won’t want to go back to the way things are now, you’re my past, not my future.” One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Why Can't we be Friends? by Sally Can Wait reviews
[ONE SHOT] Cady & Hayden had been friends forever. So when Hayden realizes he might have feelings for her, he enlists his ladies' man poet friend to help him win her over. Sadly, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Simplicity Always Leads to Drama by jennycraig10 reviews
I wanted simplicity. But then I fell in love, confessed out of nowhere, and walked away. Guess being simple doesn't mean you can't have drama. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete