WingsofHaine
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Joined 06-30-08, id: 619222, Profile Updated: 07-23-08

YO! nice to somehow meet you. feel free to do whatever you want (though i'm not really sure there's anything to DO... but yeaaaaaah...)! anyways! i guess i should put up some info on me right? alright.. here we go...

name: it's "one" in korean... literally... seriously... -.-

age: 16 (sadly... i do not know how to drive...)

nationality: korean all the way! though... i AM kinda whitewashed... -shifts eyes-

random facts about me! (please note... the embarrasing stuff when i was a kid! meaning below 6)

1) i have once stuck a lego up my nose long, long ago... (true story)

2) i cried while watching Jurassic Park thoroughly embarassing my brother! (hell ya!)

3) i once squeezed hot sauce from Taco Bell so hard it exploded on me while i was watching a movie

4) i've fallen out of a two story window and lived to tell the tale... (though... i did get a concussion... -sweatdrop-)


ah... stories... they're good for the soul and mind... not for the eyes...

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Whipped by a Kiss by jellybeancurd reviews
Ethan Blake took orders from no one. But apparently, my kisses have a taming effect on him. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Demons of the Heart by RoughDraftHero reviews
Set in a Prep School, this story revolves around the integration of Demon Students into the Human Student population. This will set off a few problems however considering humans carry what Demons call Scent Triggers. COMPLETE m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,805 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Proud to fight like a GIRL by Pinkamoo reviews
She fought evil by moonlight, she won love, or she tried to win love, by daylight. She was the one named...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
French Kisses by Jerk-me-around reviews
It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
It's Carly, not Carla by 06-Alexandria-03 reviews
Carly, was an average normal girl. The only thing non-ordinary thing about her was her boyfriend. He works in the army… or so Carly thinks. So… why did he break up with her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Nude Model Needed by MaeMaes reviews
What's a girl to do when she wants to get her crush's attention? Dress up like a boy? Sneak into his shower stall? Pray for divine intervention? /One-Shot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Sweet Little Lies by The Toothpaste Fiend reviews
She’s been dumped by her boring boyfriend, well, ex boyfriend for another girl. And now, she was wants revenge. How? Well, she’s going to seduce the other girl. There’s only one snag, his hot older brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,381 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit of Everything by Master of the Chimps reviews
Jordans has liked her best friend forever, yet he has a perfect girlfriend. Enter Warrick, their schools resident 'bad boy'. What happens? Well... a little bit of everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,237 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Being with You by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Sweet, Sweet Custard by xoxluurveR reviews
“Oh,” he said, and then shrugged at me. “Nevermind, I just thought you’d like to know something.” "What?" I said. “Your boobs are leaking.” He gestured towards my front. “What is that, anyway? Is that, is that custard?” Oh, shit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Candid Moments by found.eventually reviews
“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Dip 'n Dots by idream reviews
[Oneshot] Kathryn never really expected to spear Gabriel Shyer worldclass businessman with a vanilla icecream cone right smack dab in the face. But, little does she know that Gabriel has a thing for chocolate and his own 'sweet' revenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Peppermint Gum by Sour Lullaby reviews
[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Jilted by serako reviews
Sayuri was the perfect woman. Beautiful, charming, and a successful interior decorator, to boot. So why did Eric leave her at the altar for her best friend? And why is Sayuri sleeping with Eric's sexy older brother Vincent? The story of a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,854 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
Typical, I wish by Bottled reviews
She was a nobody, he was the most popular guy... yet somehow love found them together...' Sound familiar? Well, I'm obsessed with those stories, and would die to be one of those girls. But when my love story did begin, I found it to be... quite different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
Sweets by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Because Hello Kitty and chocolate always make a relationship worth trying. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Not What It Seems by cassandra26 reviews
She wasn't leaving home, but he made her. She wasn't accepting some pretend girlfriend, but he made her. She was definitely not letting herself cross dress into 'Christopher', but he made her. She was not going to fall in love- that he didn't make her do.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,554 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 11/7/2003
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
The Formula for Many Reviews by Silver Sorrow reviews
How do they do it? Those stories with 2000+ reviews? Why, a formula, of course. The arrogant guy. The ordinary girl. The endless bickering. Explained in detail in this nifty little package!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004