I Live in Tattered Dreams
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Hi, my name is Kathryn, most people who actually know me call me Emmalie (pronounced Emily, just spelled oddly), though and I'm a bit... Um... Crazy? When people say that they're crazy, they may just be saying that they act really giddy or hyper all the time with the occasional random outburst. I act like a three year old sometimes, I say random things and talk about really weird subjects in front of random people that I don't know.

On a hike once summer, I randomly burst out with 'never go to WalMart after midnight,' and of course everyone looked at me oddly and asked me where that came from. I, of course, had no idea why that popped into my mind. Mind you, I hadn't known any of these people for more than two days, so they had no idea that I was like this. I then went off into detail as to why never to go into WalMart after midnight. I don't really remember what I said.

I am a dancer; ballet mostly. I know what your thinking; how lame is that?! Ballet? Yep, ballet. Occasionally I do contemporary and other types, but ballet is my major.

Well, my stories probably suck majorly, but you're welcome to read them anyway...

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I Love Arrogance by kanders reviews
I have this problem: I love arrogant guys. I can't help it! I will be so wrapped up in a new crush that I wouldn't know if that right guy came along if he punched me in the face...which he did. It was an accident, he didn't actually mean to...COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Deep Embrace by Eliuma reviews
*Removed* She found him washed upon the shore bloody and bruised. His long fish like tail was incredibly stunning, as was his face, but when she took him home to nurse him, he thanked her by trying to drag her under the waves and make her his mate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Warning: I SUCK! by Guilty Angel reviews
Maybe I should have tattooed a parental advisory on my forehead...maybe then you'd stay away
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010
the telling of a story by whispered-insanities reviews
*slash* jacobs life is hard but when kaden comes into the mix things get even harder
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Burnt by jessxreality reviews
The hot new surfer. The shy girl. The hated jerk. His best friend. The flirty girl. A crush. Or six. An English assignment. A party. Three weeks. High school, right?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,875 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Caramel Macchiato by Walking in Xanadu reviews
I lied to my penpal, okay? He sent me a picture, he was hot, I'm a closet case...I told him I was a girl so I could flirt shamelessly with him. And now he's coming to visit for a month. I've got this sinking feeling everything is going to go wrong.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,818 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
I WAS Only Famous Outside of the US reviews
Damien Alexander Ashton-Kristopher Adrian Summers is a male model, very famous across the world, somehow managing to keep his fame from the people populating the US where he lives and tries to maintain a normal life. Until Adrienna Klein entered his life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010