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Joined 07-09-08, id: 620698, Profile Updated: 05-21-10
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural.

These things are practically required, aren't they?

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (Does it count if it's dye?)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay...
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (Ermm, I'm from Washington, and a LOT of people do that there (in WA))
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.(Well...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Didn't they have this one up there?)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (If mixed means Caucasian 'mutt'...I think I'm mostly Irish...)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.(...That one doesn't make much sense.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Not while they're drinking...)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (cough um...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (What about reading porn? Is that the same thing?)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Deep, deep down inside...)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (X-D lol right...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (Um, actually, I mostly am... (Depending on the circumstances.) (Yes, I am liberal & conservative both))
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a SINGER so I MUST want to show off.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (Well, kind of...I'm either really upset over every mistake I make, or I just don't care. There's no inbetween for me.)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Just a Mistake by The Original Psycho reviews
Having sex with my best friend's ex on the day they broke up perhaps wasn't the most intelligent thing I've done. Nor was realising I loved him just before he told me it was a mistake. SLASH. Discontinued :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 2/11/2010
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The Cynical Ranting of Hayden Paretski by The Original Psycho reviews
I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,130 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 4/10/2009
A Balance of Harmonies by frogs of war reviews
Kurt is sleeping with Emil's lover, but Emil won't give Peregrine up. He has a unique solution for when one true love isn't enough. "All was fair in love and war and Emil was waging both." Threesome. Triple Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 398,486 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Cattails reviews
-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,906 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2008
The Monster in Me by effay reviews
slash. you're only half the monster you think you are.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,234 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/12/2009
Know Your Place SLASH by bandgirlz reviews
Brick is an antisocial bully who wears his chains like a security blanket. Jace is a too social jock who can't go a day without his mouth getting him in trouble. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object...something's gotta give. SLASH. M/M.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,738 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Intrusive and Arrogant by Calico Trayce reviews
Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Finding out that the brother you hate is moving back into your life is tough. We know. INCEST/LEMON! COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,226 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
Remember Me by writtenbyrandom reviews
New chapter up! -collaboration- Two pairs of lovers, two different stories, two different versions of what love is m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,975 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/5/2005
Black Rainbows by 0ri reviews
“So,” his therapist's voice was thick, yet unruly, like a chocolate that had once been smooth and delicious but had now gone stale and tasteless. “How was your day today, Daniel?” /contains slash MxM FxF and other naughty things, beware.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 175,123 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by aishling-stone reviews
Every night comes with its pros and cons. The bad news: Val is blindfolded, dragged from his bed, stripped, bound, and forced to submit. The good news: that really turns him on. Sexual content, BDSM.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
I Am by The Sham reviews
An anaphoric poem about a boy who becomes a man and everything that happens in between. Strong M warning, implied Slash/MxM
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Pet Shop Boys by frenchmartini reviews
Get a pet they said, and that was how Damon ended up with Marcus the cat. Marcus was why he found himself in the pet shop almost every day, annoying Luke. MxM Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/16/2010
A River in Egypt by frenchmartini reviews
Denial is an awkward obstacle to come across, as Jonty McPhee found out recently. Fortunately, fantastic and flamboyant Gareth Pedder finds all the drama quite amusing. Given the way he’s dressed, that’s to be expected! Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,139 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
Tomorrow by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Just a cheerful little song I wrote about child abuse. It's dark. I don't usually write such dark things. I mean, for me it's dark, for My Chem it's like standing in the shade kinda sorta. Anyway.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Reason Why by The Sham reviews
Slash/mm There are hundreds of reasons why I avoid Erick while we're in public. The fact that he just jacked me off under the table should be one, but really I just can't wait for him to do it again... Slash, short oneshot, smut.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Less Than Three by kazoua reviews
m/m oneshot. August is the sincerely happy, closet gay, resident AZN-pride boy of this suburban town. He enjoys thinking about the sex he doesn't plan to engage in, building his collection of Yoshi plushies, and annoying the living heck out of Andrew.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Crossroads by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Jeremy and Zack have always been best friends. Jeremy and Anna have always been together. Now Jeremy's at a crossroads... and doesn't know which direction to take. Maybe always is over. Slash oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Can't Have Both by My Dear Adora reviews
Lee is in love with his boyfriend. He always has been. Adrian seems to fall in and out of love far easier. Slash. Angst alert!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Dress in Drag by rentedspace reviews
Disney and ice cream and crying and kissing. Sequel to Ticket to hell. M/M slash oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Double or Nothing or Something by kazoua reviews
m/m pedo one-shot. I like polka dotted cardigans, reminiscing about my ex-lover, and cooking. Dustin likes fire, trouble, and dry ice bombs. He spends the night every weekend to avoid his parents. I try not to statutory rape him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
What a Lovely Scarf, Seth by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. I swear, this boy’s the definition of calm and collected. I doubt he even knows how to be angry. Even when he found out his boyfriend was cheating on him, he was all suave and cool about it. Seriously? Hell! Nana would love him...Oh...Nana...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,930 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Hypothetically Being by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Almost As Much As I Love Pickles by Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom reviews
Eli lives with three perfect roommates. Even though they all seem to like and accept him, what happens when you just don't think you're good enough? [slash and some mild het][WIP]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,714 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/15/2007
Two Days Ago by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Two days ago my life was normal. But that was before I met her. If I hadn't met her, I would've been saved from several migraines. Though, I probably would've never met him if I hadn't either. And I'm not exactly sure how I feel about that
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Bombastic Love: A Love For All Seasons by CURE-Karasu reviews
WIP. MXM SLASH. MXF HET. WRITTEN FOR NANOWRIMO 2008.//Summer and Autumn are inseparable. When Autumn loses his memory, Summer helps him get it back… in some interesting ways.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,477 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008
August Rain by Ocotillo reviews
One-shot sequel to Esperanza. Six months after first leaving, Coyo and Tesla return to Esperanza to resupply, paying Kevin a visit. Gay male romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Lightops by d'Neronique reviews
f/f. I guess I really am jaded enough to go for a younger, drunk girl. I hope she never finds out how serious I am.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
Esperanza by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Tesla is a drifter on post-virus Earth, doing his best to stay alive. When he meets two heathen traders, he follows them in hopes of a better life. He expected many things, but not that they'd make him prisoner for his genes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,844 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
I See Nothing But A Disaster by subconscious-illusion reviews
Honestly, love fucking sucks. That’s why I never wanted to fall in love. Unfortunately for me, that stupidly adorable boy pushed his way into my life and more importantly, into my heart. Fucking boy. Slash, MxM. Fluffy One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Rash Reactions by surrealtraversity reviews
Rylan is the lead singer of Rash Reactions, and has sworn off of relationships due to the torture he went through in his past. It's just unfortunate that he's suddenly falling for the lead guitarist, who also happens to hate him. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,316 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Faded Mannequins by Inherent reviews
[Slash] My life was like a broken record. It was predictable and never changing. Until one day the record spun off the player and hit me square in the face.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,938 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/21/2006
Painted Love by jma reviews
A thick, self conscious, teen gets a tattoo ... by a mad hot tattoo artist... said boy falls for tattoo artist. SLASH! YAOI! Gayness! Spin-off of Tattoo Magic! Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,564 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Birthday by lgandt reviews
Of friends, boyfriends, and third wheels. mm slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008
No Fair! by angelcurse0538 reviews
Life's bad enough with a twitch and constant new schools, but once Edward gets involved with his newest school's bad boy, Aaron, what else will be thrown at him? Yaoi, male on male slash in later chapters. -Last chapter is up!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Rollercoaster by bandgirlz reviews
Every relationship has its up and downs, and you have to take the bad with the good. But Kyle might be willing to take too much. Supershort Oneshot, Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Insecurities by bandgirlz reviews
My lover is perfect, but he doesn't love me. And it's killing me. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Winging It by AikEav reviews
MxM. Oneshot: Lewis has wings. He is not an angel. Nonai has horns. He is a demon. Demon with an agenda and hot non-angel boy equals sex. Duh. Warnings: Lemon, PWP.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
One Pancake At A Time by AikEav reviews
MxM. Aiken, pro surfer and God of the beach, and has his sights on Eaven. Eaven is a ‘pretty boy’ who’d skin you alive if he heard you say so. "Would you give me a few kisses if they were all I asked of you?" But, of course, love is never so simple.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,467 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
My Love For you by Sunshine Bear reviews
My love for you is like lying in the cool grass and watching sheep shaped clouds pass you. My love for you is like getting in an elevator and pressing all of the buttons. A one-shot of a one-sided love. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
The Violet and the Tom by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,564 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
So Perfectly Taught by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Luke's family is a little less than liberal. But what's a curious Catholic boy to do? Shouldn't he find someone to answer his questions? Hmm. Maybe Dev has some of the answers...? Fluff. Oneshot. MxM slash. Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Ticket to Hell by rentedspace reviews
Oneshot. M/M slash. Meet James. He's Catholic, he's a goody-goody, he loves animated Disney movies. And he's convinced he's going to hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally by Silania reviews
Naomi Trystan Waitts is quite comfortable in his closet, thank you very much. A drunken kiss turns his life upside down. Involves pretty boys in frilly dresses and humorous public humiliation. [mxm]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,449 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/21/2006
A day in the life of two boys in love by unheardmelodies reviews
Sort of a companion piece to "Rodeo", but can be read separately. A day in the life of two boys who can't stand each other. Or, to be apart. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Being The Submissive One by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Nicky has some issues with being the one who cares more. What's it going to take for Adam to prove he truly loves his slightly dense little boyfriend? Mindless fluff. They use this kind of fluff at Build a Bear. No joke. Oneshot, MxM slash. T for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
The Date by frogs of war reviews
Connor spots his guy with a girl. "My phone rings again. I don’t answer it. He will have a perfectly plausible excuse. It will be beyond suspicion. I will forgive him, like every time before, and I will hate myself." Slash — WARNING: metaphors abound
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
The Best Gift by Ayzer Yarrow reviews
Muraki & Shiki decide to spend Christmas alone together. YAOI/SHOTA, One-shot.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Desperate Times Desperate Measures by insanityxspeaks reviews
The mosh pit has grown like a forest fire, roots crawling along the wooden floors and snagging its victims by the ankle. Ashton presses closer to me, swiping a hand through his straightened, girly hair." A friendship has never been so complicated. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Yeah Boy and Doll Face by NekoKamiFL reviews
I hate Chase. I really do. No, really. /MM Slash/COMPLETE/Rated for language./
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Mayhem, Meet Your Match by insanityxspeaks reviews
Evan just wants to play the drums in Jordan's band. Jordan just wants Evan. “Well, beautiful, the formula’s easy: cooperate. You do everything I say, follow my every command, and you’re in.” Slash. Warnings: Dub!Con, Very Graphic, Dirty.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Etched by Inherent reviews
Slash He had stupid blue hair, a stupid smile, stupid teeth, and a stupid friend. He was invading my life and I liked it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,781 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2005
Stalkers Like Bandanas by Pretty Rad reviews
It was bad enough that I had a guy like Justin for a neighbor. But then add dinner at his house and the fact that I was obsessed with him, and things get interesting. I swear I'm not stalking him; I just want his bandana...and his body. One-shot. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Perseverance by lgandt reviews
Reilly hated him with a passion... so why was he suddenly Dainton's only friend in the world? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,011 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Rodeo by unheardmelodies reviews
The thing with having a boyfriend who's bi? He happens to like girls. SLASH, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Chains by summerstarr reviews
Hard MaleMale, Slight Kink. The son of a mob-boss thinks about the chains that bind people together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Stalker by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Fifth by lgandt reviews
Slash. Oneshot. BDSM. Oh, and no real plot.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Wyatt by xanthofile reviews
[Slash] A teen wondering when his chance at life will come. Taking care of his invalid mother and keeping it secret, he's never lived for himself. Until two brothers move just across the street. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Pony by xanthofile reviews
[slash] It was just some stupid fake double date, so I didn't even bother to look good. I mean, he's Mr. IceMan, so what was the point? [complete] written for Deepcrimsonfeenix
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Underhanded by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
[slash oneshot] Life was perfect. I had a good job, decent money and Mr. Right. But then I found out I was actually the 'other man' in Mr. Right's five year relationship with a Russian hottie. I guess we can just call this payback...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Technicoloured Something by Zebbie reviews
An architecture project finds wheelchair bound Matt paired with Abel Moser and he's determined he won't become that perfect souvenir for the bohemian student out to experience it all and make the world a better place along the way. MxM. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,528 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Taste The Rainbow by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
[oneshot] Drunken one night stands are awkward, but not rare. For cute college sophomore computer nerd Zeke, they're nothing new. For dashing high school senior jock Matt, there's a first time for everything. The best things are always unexpected. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Synergy by orbicland reviews
[slash] Mitchell and Jason were always meant to be together, despite Jason's best efforts not to admit it. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,472 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Calling by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
[oneshot making fun of cliches] I always knew that I loved him. Some may think that love at first sight is impossible, overrated, cliché, and maybe just downright stupid. Well, maybe I am stupid and my life is as cliché as they come. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
We'll Never Know by NPB4Ever reviews
MaleMale ONESHOT. Jed likes his best friend and fellow track buddy Danell. Danell is seemingly too straight for words. Now how could a random suicidal maniac and a janitor’s closet change all that? We’ll Never Know ‘till we read!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
skye by kristalyn reviews
When his exgirlfriend refuses to accept defeat, Jason finds an unlikely ally in the form of Skye, a strange, confusing new student who never fails to leave Jason feeling...strange. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Waiting For More by Storm December reviews
One-shot. I don’t know why I insist on doing this to myself. Well that’s not true. It’s because I love him, and I’ll take what I can get. Even if I do want more, than he can seem to give. SLASH! M/M with explicit content! You have been warned! ;)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006
The Worm Charmer by Aikida reviews
Dean was always lost in some book, oblivious to everyone and everything. At least, that is, until Andre finally convinced him some things are better than a book. //yaoi,lemon//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Going Native by d'Neronique reviews
mm The school Republican finds himself in love with the school Lesbian. In an attempt to woo her, he joins the GSA and makes a few unexpected friends along the way. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Down to This by Collar de Espinas reviews
(One-shot) It always comes down to this. The waiting. The knowing. M/M Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Jumping Fences by princess max reviews
Friends become lovers. Yup, really cliche slash. m/m, complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2006
The Ring of Bells by writtenbyrandom reviews
[repost/revision] It wasn't that Jon was homophobic, not at all, in fact some of his best office buddies were gay. He just never expected it of his own son.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16/2006
burning the garden of eden by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] He wonders if forbidden love tastes as sweet as forbidden fruit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006
Crystalline Tears by Lia Star reviews
For a boy who is content to remain invisible to the world, wanting to be seen is something big. And yet, the fear of being seen is almost too great to ignore. And when the boy he's half in love with notices him, can he even hope that good will come of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
Nobody's Friend by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[One-shot] Loneliness can be deadly. Hold me close and hope your poison doesn't mix with my pain.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
What's Worse by Spyre reviews
A so-called bad boy talks to a girl's abusive father. [Complete - Vignette]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2002
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Leaving Becky Behind reviews
The first time he really saw Becky Williams the way he wanted to, was the day after he died. Yeah, being dead sucks, but at least he gets to watch Becky and his sister make out...which, maybe, he shouldn't like quite so much. Will contain fxf later on.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009
Irony reviews
Dominic thinks he is the one who is 'in control'...how wrong he is. Vampire fic, very short
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete