Spazz-O-Spades
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Joined 07-09-08, id: 620715, Profile Updated: 07-31-09

I can't do it anymore.

Not on this account, if you find me? Great.

I'm sorry PLers/RHers.

I love you guys

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A Black Cat's Path by L'Archange reviews
Little did Cassandra know that the injured cat she'd nursed back to health was anything but helpless; by her hands a most powerful, evil being would be released and it becomes painfully clear to her that he's bent on repaying her on his own selfish terms.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 7/23/2008
A Bit Touched in the Mind by CassandraStacy reviews
Think you had senior issues? Try being forced to read the minds of everybody you touch. Being ordinary had never been an option until I met a guy who wasn’t quite as normal as I thought. Life was looking up... until somebody had to go and commit a murder.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Farewell Happy Fields by persephoneia reviews
A delving into the the myth that brought winter into the world: How Persephone became Hades' queen. My own attempts to justify th' ways of Hades to men and tell the story of that forbidden fruit. Hades/Persephone.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 11/17/2006
Ceness of Gruffydd by moony2 reviews
In a world where the government chooses who you marry, Ceness was sure she'd marry a merchant just like her father, but even the government can make mistakes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007
Destiny by Jillian Smoke reviews
A collection of short stories: Porcelain Faces, Last Dance...many more to come. Please Read & Review
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
The Strange Days of Arabella Flannery by Fay Diablo reviews
VERY old. -- Anyway, my point here is that after my little run in with two reasonably lucid people who believed me to be some sort of supernatural star spirit, I nearly got hit by a drunk driver. Because that’s the sort of luck I have.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,796 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
Once Upon a One Night Stand Redux by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since preschool? That’s even worse. REWRITE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Snippets by squiggle-line reviews
He's a self-proclaimed videogame freak. She thinks the library is her second home. Together, they're going to take over the world...er...right after he figures out what she did with his box of cereal...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Love, Anon by EverDream01 reviews
In a fit of boredom, he sent an e-mail to a complete stranger. Her response was bizarre and less-than-charming, but they kept in contact anyway and launched a game of "Guess Who?". Was it insane? Certainly. But it sure was fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,159 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
The Death of His Happily and Her After by Fay Diablo reviews
old.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Flip by Fay Diablo reviews
old.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
River by Miss Bob reviews
Evelyn sat ramrod straight in her office chair. Her fingers frozen on the keyboard. “Silliness, it’s silliness,” she muttered. “Leave me alone River, you’re dead.” One shot wonder gone wild.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Ghost Of You by InfamousZebra reviews
Meet Alyssa Stone. The girl with no friends - well, except the ghosts she hangs around. Alyssa's life gets just a bit weirder when she meets the cute, but geeky guy Luke, and then Sam, the... ghost hunter? Hm, that's new. "Who ya gonna call?" "Shut up."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Weaver's Fate by Madame Clam reviews
A badly named thingamajig where there's a retelling of the Greek tale of Arachne, the first spider.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Seam by Nitlon reviews
A good time ago there was a little girl, and her mother died. And she was such a sad and lonely little girl.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Lessons in Life & in Love by KSDM1985 reviews
I did the cliche thing, i fell for my brother's bestfriend. SO SUE ME! But then he leaves the country, leaving behind something he never knew he had. Five years later he's back to claim what is rightfully his and trying to win me back. GREAT JUST GREAT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,479 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Immortal Beauty by EvilAngel-001 reviews
Erzsebet Bathory killed many young girls in order to retain her youth. Now, locked away for her crimes, she reflects on her crimes and prays for God to not condemn her.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Unholy Diatribes by wolf parade reviews
Medusa, scrimping scraping spawn. Shiver in revulsion, writhe in angony. You don't know anything about me. I was more beautiful than you once.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2007
To Whom It May Concern by Grevling reviews
What happens when a muse feels unappreciated? Read and find out!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Masked Truths by DarkEris reviews
She woke up in his world with no idea who or where she was. He's beautiful and dangerous and her only hope for finding out the truth. May eventually become R Rated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Ever After by Luciole reviews
And you are my hero.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2002