falseMessiah
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Joined 07-15-08, id: 621712, Profile Updated: 08-28-08

Hello fellow humans or spam-bots. Although it is most likely the latter, what human on this earth would take the time to read my profile of all things.

Seriously why on earth are you even reading this: Go play outside, talk with friends, Watch TV, Play video games, Surf you-tube, Read stories, Actually do something productive.

Ah I see you are still here. Well since you are here I might as well tell you somethings about myself to reward your persistence.

Age: 99 (More or less)

Gender: Male

Reason for living: To survive and have as much fun as possible while I am at it

Well those 3 things should be enough for you. Hey don't go asking for more, I already gave you as much as you deserve for simple stubbornness.


What am I hallucinating or are you still here reading. Well seeing as you haven't yet gotten bored with my profile I shall give you a list of my favorite sayings (No thanks required)

"If at first you fail destroy all the evidence and deny you tried"

"Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind"

"Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains"

"If you pick up a dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a human"

"I Personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain"

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid"

"Quitters never win and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots."

"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW"

I do have more but for your sake I will not bore you with them. At any rate I hope this sample helped you grow as a person.


Be proud you made it through the lions den and your alive to boot. Go and grab a cold soda and have a nice long drink. No I didn't poison it.

Wait a minute I can squeeze in one more saying.

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

Uh the last one was a quote but I thought I would squeeze it in because it's funny and I had time. That is enough boring you I guess. Go out and have a half way decent day.


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