Sylviana
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Joined 07-18-08, id: 622101, Profile Updated: 09-19-09
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

I'm Syl, just your average freelance writer. My muse, on the rare occasion that she surfaces, has a terrible tendency to appear at the worst of times, and thus I am probably the most inconsistent writer you will ever see. :P Nevertheless, I hope you'll enjoy what I have to share. -curtsies-

Fine words! I wonder where you stole them. -Jonathan Swift Plagiarisers are lower than scum. In the case (however unlikely) that I am plagiarised, I will not be remotely flattered - I'll be angry as hell and you can bet your pathetic arse that I'll be taking legal action. I do have friends in law, so make note that this is no idle threat. Furthermore... I will hate you for the rest of your existence. That is all.


News:

20/09/09: Er... -is sheepish- I'm pretty sure "Lacuna" is on hiatus. I'm just enjoying myself a lot more with "Max and Ruby".

01/08/09: "Max and Ruby's Bucket List" debuts! This one is a bag of fun to write.

15/06/09: I know I haven't been posting lately, eek. I've just been heavily editing the first four chapters of Lacuna (yes, the title has been changed from 'To Live and Love', if you're confused), because looking back, what the hell was I thinking when I posted this rubbish?! Gag, vomit, gavomit.


If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up - I'd love to hear from you. :) And if you'd like me to read your story, don't be shy!

Contact me at livejournal : twitter : tumblr : goodreads ... or simply hit that email/PM button.

Please let me know if you do decide to add me on any one of them - I tend not to fraternise with strangers. :)

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Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Max and Ruby's Bucket List reviews
This blast from the past, a yellowed piece of paper, is all that lies at the heart of Max and Ruby's adventures. It's an unlikely map that paves the way to elephant rides, skinny dipping, road trips, starwatching… and lessons in love along the way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Lacuna: A Tale of Elusive Love and Self Discovery reviews
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when she likes him and he likes her but neither is willing to admit it. Throw in a little sibling rivalry and the leggy girl-next-door, and these tangles might never be unravelled.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
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