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I'm just your average girl next door with alot of spunk :D

I swim on a club team and I'm the captain of my High School swim team. I'm also on the debate team. But I like doing most things anyways.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The Rapist... scary thought

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

There's a ME in AWSOME

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Who I'd like to meet --

This is my section where I honor an intelligent, inspiring, and insane woman known as Ann Coulter:

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
Ann Coulter

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.
Ann Coulter

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.
Ann Coulter

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
Ann Coulter

I'm not going to be lectured to.
Ann Coulter

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.
Ann Coulter

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
Ann Coulter

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?
Ann Coulter

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
Ann Coulter

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
Ann Coulter

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Ann Coulter

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.
Ann Coulter

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.
Ann Coulter

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
Ann Coulter

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
Ann Coulter

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.
Ann Coulter

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Ann Coulter

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.
Ann Coulter

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
Ann Coulter

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
Ann Coulter

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
Ann Coulter

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Ann Coulter

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
Ann Coulter

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
Ann Coulter

Basic information --

age= 16

hair= brown, strait,and usually short

eyes= big and brown and beautiful

realtionship status= single and lovin' it!!

pers intelligent, weird, and a helpless romantic

Please Read and review my story Summer Blues. My freinds love it and I've worked really hard on it. I'd love to have some good freindly critiques so I can improve it. (plus I'd like a little priase to keep me motivated :D but who doesn't want that?)

Here's links to who I think looks like the characters that have been introduced so far--

Zoey Minsky -- (Amber Tablyn) http:///media/rm3924400128/nm0848554

Brianna "Bri" McMullen -- (Keira Knightly) http:///media/rm2660080384/nm0461136

Mrs. Minsky -- (Susan Sarandon) http:///media/rm694130432/nm0000215

Jasper Cooling -- (Shia LaBeouf) http:///media/rm2825493248/nm0479471

Razzy -- (imagine this guy with lots more peircings) http:///images/catalog/comps/0/038c0cce-4fa5-478c-b16c-9119d43411cb.jpg

Emma -- (Sarah Roemer) http:///media/rm1987746560/nm2105255

Mark -- (Jake Goldsbie) http:///archives/CTVNews/img2/20071018/160_jake_goldsbie.jpg

Chris -- ( Jason Dolley with curly hair) http:///media/rm1479970816/nm1591666

Hannah and Leah-- (Young Hayden Panettiere) http:///images/HaydenPanettiere.gif

Settings so far --

The park-- http:///wp-content/uploads/2006/10/img_1821.JPG

Zoey's House -- http:///image_store/uploads/2/2/0/1/8/ar120974716581022.jpg

Zoey's bedroom -- http:///_1zGI45V5Qm4/Re9skgtB-zI/AAAAAAAABOU/jzebd5_ed08/s400/IMG_1110.JPG

Super Burger -- http:///wp-myimages/fast-food-restaurant.jpg

The Kitchen -- http:///pictures/26083_5.jpg

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Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Get even by sooner or later its over reviews
Julia had no idea how she was going to get over being dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years and Garretson High's God, Dean. But things turn interesting when she decides to get even, and who better with? Dean's mortal ememy, Luke. Could revenge produce love?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Secrets of Andover by firefly114 reviews
New to boarding school, Holly Peyton, a quick-witted and slightly sarcastic teen, is starting over. But when something goes terribly wrong, Holly is thrust into a new world of love, hate, power, and danger. She'll have to test her trust and friendships.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,474 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008
THE BIG DATE by SPARK187 reviews
Reese and Cree have repeatedly tried the have a night out alone, but something always happens to ruin it. Cree becomes disillusioned and wants to break it off completely. Can Reese change her mind? Based on a novel I'm currently writing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008
What's Happening? by Darkling Wolf reviews
Why did Lori quit? She was the best swimmer on the team, and who's that creeper who seems to know more about her than her best friends do? This year's going to be a strange, sad, triumphant, inexplicable one full of self discovery. I challenge you to read
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
The Amazingly Epic Tale of The Review Game! by Imalefty reviews
Review Love. Flames. Reggy. Ygger. An epic battle. Which side shall be victorious?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
Permanent Progress by inkspatters reviews
Lilith Dean's new school seemed boring. She'd seen all of it before, the mean girls, the hot boys, the outcasts. Everything except for him, that is. Lee Thompson was that piece of the jigsaw puzzle that didn't fit in. Not one little bit.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,949 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008
E Flat Minor of Platform 24 by Imalefty reviews
He wrote his music on the walls of the subway, and she was the only one to take notice. Against her better judgement, she fell in love with both the music... and the composer. But he had a secret that she wasn't ready to accept. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
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Summer Blues reviews
Zoey Minsky's life is over. Her Best Freind in the entire universe moved 3 states away, her Mom is dating a guy who should have his own sitcom, and her job at the Super Burger sucks. Or maybe she just has a case of the summer blues. I review back!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
The Homecoming Queen reviews
This is just an idea so far that I'm throwing out there. It's the eventual sequel to Summer Blues. Review me to tell me what you think! I'd like opinions so I can get a better idea of where to go with this!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008
10 Romantic Comedy Cliches: reviews
A guide for writers who would like to perfect a cliche, mix and match cliches,or just wants to write a story and needs something to inspire them. Review if it helped :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete