HannaThinghide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Romance, Life, General, General, Friendship, Love, Young Adult, and Family. My name is Hans. I have no memory of this place. |
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My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Undead Alive by Aibari reviews
-SLASH- Being a vampire is the least of Adrian's troubles.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007
Maggot Boy by Hardcorinople reviews
When Chainey wakes from the dead to find himself buried in garbage without a clue as to who, where or what he is, it's up to his new 'superhero' friend Davey to show him exactly how to kick ass when you're dead. Warnings: Violence/gore, foul language.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,368 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
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Sometimes it takes a little elbow grease
It is time to get to work
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 1/17 - Complete
The Truth is I wanted This All Along reviews
so that'd I'd have an excuse
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15 - Complete
Healing is supposed to itch
so my fingers twitch and I slowly pick away at all my skin 'till there's nothing left
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
The Truth about the World reviews
Just a short blurb, commentary on self hate, how to fall into that hole, how not to get back up.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012
A Trial for the Cowards reviews
Not a trial, really a voice advising me to quit now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Sanctuary Of A Place Unknown reviews
M&M Slash -- Brier is an introverted boy who falls for a popular sex-god at school named Corbin. When awkward staring contests arise during art class, Brier realizes something isn't quite right with his obsession. It's obsessing back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,110 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
I will forget you
as you have no reason to stay in my mind. Rot in neglect.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
Keep Biting My Nails reviews
In case all fails.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Journey's Double reviews
I am no longer who you thought I was.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
I bet you're proud of what you've done reviews
And you should be. The last person to do something this awful was... never. Good job. Pat yourself on the back.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
I'd say what I want reviews
but I seem to be mute
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Zombie Treehouse Dance Party 3 reviews
Kyla is a zombie. Jezebel is a vampire. Who said two undead monsters can't love one another? Warning, Femmslash! TEASER! Rated Teen for content and mild swearing
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009
Pinkie Swear reviews
Maybe M/M SLASH: Otis and Bryce have been friends for a long time, but when Bryce's needy girlfriend causes a rift between the boys, and their families, Otis has something to say. And it may or may not include the words "I love you." Mild swearing
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
A Sinner's Dream reviews
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Will you walk now? reviews
Or am I expected to push you?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Talking to you reviews
It's punishment enough.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Talking to you is almost like talking to a wall reviews
But walls listen better.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Living isn't a choice reviews
But it is a necessity
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
I wish for silence reviews
I'm tired of hearing you speak.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009
I must speak reviews
Or I'll drown on these words.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
I can't see the stars reviews
So how do I know its night?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009
I could say it was you who forsake me
But we both know it was I who forsake myself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Published: 6/12/2009
Watch out for the Poison Ivy reviews
I walked right through it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Don't forget to live reviews
Because I am with all this fear.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Finder's, Keeper's reviews
M&M slash, completed one-shot -- Eric finds himself a wild and naked man. Taking him, he becomes a little more than attached to the wild boy. But he isn't gay... So, wait... What?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete