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Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Hey Jude by Potatoe1988 reviews
Jude's world hasn't made sense since Mikey, a boy with a skewed sense of reality, showed up two years ago. When a runaway named Zion comes into their lives, things are about to get a lot weirder. Slash, m/m. Rewriting
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,090 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/31/2008
Tenebrism by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,182 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/1/2008
The Wizard of Bright Isle by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A young man risks his life to save a magical creature and discovers he has the gift to become a wizard. Thrust into a world of magic, politics and intrigue, he finds himself caught up in the struggle for control of a kingdom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,402 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Pretty Shade of Grey by Alyn Drasil reviews
-COMPLETE- Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash (rough draft)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
The Sailor's General Superior by IceraMyst reviews
Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,057 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Brainless by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Pay attention, Eddie! Yeah, story of my life... my boring, normal life. At least, it was boring and normal until I discovered that Bradley McCourt has multiple personality disorder. Well, not really. But seriously, maybe. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,459 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2008
It's All Been Done by Three Score and Ten reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,102 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007
Drunk Text by seventhswan reviews
Gunnar wakes up in his dorm room on a Friday in April and notices three things in rapid succession. The most pressing is a text message that says "God, my ass hurts. I can't even sit down properly. Cheers to you. Coffee @ 1?" M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,395 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Generically Cute Romantic Comedy Title by DeliriousEphemera reviews
Viv is neat, Toby is not. Toby is poor, Viv is rich. Toby is hot, Viv...is also hot. My version of a romantic comedy, which like most rom-coms is not especially funny... m/m, slash, etc, etc, etc, just read the damn thing, okay?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
Put Out the Light by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
Malcolm Leight, private consultant to the police, only fucks his roommate/assistant/doctor/lovesick fanboy Peter Grayson on the nights he solves a case. There is nothing sacred about the ritual, though Peter wishes there was. M/M. NOW WITH EPILOGUE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
The Sound of Snowfall by IceraMyst reviews
An errant courtesan finds himself snowed into very foreign territory. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,437 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
The West Canal by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
When gutter witch Julin Drum finds Miki floating facedown in the canal, he captures his ghost and takes it home. That's what witches do. But Miki is an uncommonly intense ghost, and things are getting a little personal...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Neurotic and Sociopathic In Space! by DeliriousEphemera reviews
So your hot math teacher has a spaceship hidden in his basement. Oh, and he's a wanted criminal and you ended getting kidnapped by aliens. A little freaking out might be on order. Unless you're Jakob. Then it's the best thing that ever happened to you
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 226,031 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Mise en Place by Zebbie reviews
In practice, that’s restaurant speak for a selection of things you'll need, laid out before you need them. Handy concept, if only someone could ‘mise’ island boy Alf the life he wants! When boyfriends fall short, a summer job is all he has left. BritSlash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2007
Transvest Yourself by Abrasive reviews
Ashley is a boy with the misfortune of attending an all-boy's boarding school. And being mistaken for a girl. A one-shot parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Flailing by iBrandi reviews
The hot new guy at Fitchie's school is possibly plotting evil against her, the quarterback is creeping on her best friend, and everyone is trying to get her to take off her sunglasses for once. Something's got to give, and it's not going to be Fitchie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Poisoner's Game by FreezingRayne reviews
*ON HAITUS* Sequel to The Poisoner's Ring. Cale and Azri journey west, in search of a cure for a deadly poison. All is not what is seems however, and Cale quickly realizes that his destiny may be more tied to Azri's than he ever coud have forseen.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,191 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008
May's Ranch by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Zeke Moss is a sucker for handsome young men. Out here on the frontier, being a sucker can get a fellow killed. Slash; T for some language, non-explicit sex and violence.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,134 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Chiaroscuro draft by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book II. Alan still can’t figure out his relationship, and now his world is in danger. mm slash. ROUGH DRAFT.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,310 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Henry and the Shadow by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
A life, defined by negative space. Slash, T for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Ahh, Canadian Love by Deena reviews
He was eager. She was bewildered. He was a little dorky. She was a little nerdy. Oh how cold Canadian love can be! **ONE-SHOT**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
The God Eaters by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
The tale of two outlaws and the totaliatarian theocracy what done it to 'em. Slash; M for language, sex and violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,952 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Kastor Chronicles 2: The Road Home by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Charis Auberlane knows how to get what he wants, and what he wants is to see his dad. Unfortunately, his 'abduction' could start a war if Kastor doesn't get him back to his mother pretty damn quick. Slash; T for language and violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,926 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Kastor Chronicles 1: The Forge of Dawn by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Barbarian swordsman Kastor Auberlane has no problem with this saving-the-world thing; it's putting up with Mikah that's a little hard to take. Slash; T for some language and violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,222 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Winter Storms by Freak-of-Spade reviews
Rayne is excellent at being himself. He deals expertly with the bruises and the blows, and the lies are natural to his tongue. He can look after himself. Until Aedan Winter decides he would make a far better job of it… SLASH BoyxBoy Shonen—ai Yaoi
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,143 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007
The Poisoner's Ring by FreezingRayne reviews
Cale lives the quiet life, until he meets two strange travelers one windy evening. Now, Cale finds himself indentured to a man both beautiful and deadly, as quick to kill as he is to smile, who's title is whispered with cold fear: The Poisoner. MM slash *Note* This story is getting a facelift-please check out the rewrite!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,818 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Fate's Fools by Freak-of-Spade reviews
The first time was a random, incident. The second time was a strange hazard. The third time was an eerie coincidence.SLASH YAOI SHONENAI MxM BoyxBoy, whatever you want to call it. Cute fluffy slash. To those who don't like: you've been warned!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Technicoloured Something by Zebbie reviews
An architecture project finds wheelchair bound Matt paired with Abel Moser and he's determined he won't become that perfect souvenir for the bohemian student out to experience it all and make the world a better place along the way. MxM. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,528 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete