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Hey, I'm Maida (no that's not my real name, but that's what you can call me), and I'm 20. I love to read and write, but I'm terrible for not finishing stories. I've never actually finished a whole story (unless you count the one I wrote when I was eight, which was completely awful) because I have a short attention span and quickly get bored with my stories, or grow to hate them because I can't write them the way I'd like.

I'm going to warn you now, I review honestly. If I think your story is awful, I will not hesitate to tell you so. There are far too many writer on FictionPress with absolutely no sense for grammar and spelling, and my opinion is that if you're not deticated enough to your writing to edit it, or if you're simply not capable of that, enlisting the help of a beta, then your story does not deserve to be read. Sure, that might be harsh, but that's me, so deal with it. It is not up to me to coddle the overinflated egos of bad writers, and I'm not going to try.

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Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Reality of Lies by LoveRehab reviews
She's in love with her best friend. If this were a movie, they'd be dating. Unfortunately, this isn't a movie. The only thing in her life remotely like a movie is the black mail she's receiving. A story about discovering who you are and what you mean to other people. Warning: Contains Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,197 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/15/2008
I Love You, Peanut by Well-Versed reviews
Cadence never planned on sleeping with her brother's best friend. Then again, she didn't plan on getting pregnant by him either. It's a battle of wits to see if Cadence can make it out unscathed, but really... nothing ever goes according to plan, does it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,349 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Five Times He Saves Her and One Time He Doesn’t by Chocoholixx reviews
He unwittingly saves her every time she tries to kill herself, even though he doesn't always know... but he can't be there every single time she tries. Dani only needs one chance to carry out her plan. Epilogue added.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Gifted reviews
Catalina knows when people are lying. Sometimes she hears their thoughts. The only problem is that she lives in a world where people with special gifts are considered by the law to be evil. Now she's part of the Resistance, trying to bring the King down.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009
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