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Joined 07-22-08, id: 622812, Profile Updated: 04-05-20
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, Thriller, and Fantasy.

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Neverland: Forsaken Dreamscape by Lani Lenore reviews
An original tale based on the story of Peter Pan - soon to be a series. A corrupted world begs for a savior, but its one hope might also be its biggest threat.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,174 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/15/2002
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Roses and Black Glass: A Dark Cinderella Tale by Lani Lenore reviews
.Revised 2007. The girl is content until her father dies and she meets a man she cannot have. It takes the appearance of a strange woman to make a prophecy...and everything changes. Rated for violence and sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 7/18/2002
The Gift by Pinkamoo reviews
“Go to hell,” she replies sweetly, reaching out to wind the window in on his fingers when they touch hers, causing her to gasp. She snatches her fingers back and glares at him as he lowers his hand back to the sill. “Do you have a death wish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
The Man on the Side of the Freeway by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Wonders of a Guys' Boxers by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
He has got the wolrds greatest boxers. From Scooby Doo to Tweety Bird. I happen to like to stare at his boxers in the morning not, that I should be. I can't help it, the man doesn't close his curtains. Ok I'll admit I'm obsessed with boxers. That is SAD.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Never the Bride by jellybeancurd reviews
If you had three bestfriends with their own "happily ever after", you would want one too! People say that love blossom at weddings. If only i had known eight years ago that it was where he needed to confess. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Make A Wish by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- The guy I liked had the hearts of every girl in the school. It didn't help that one of my closest friends who would actually be perfect for him was one of his many admirers. What else could I do but to take a back seat and just make as many wishes as possible at 11:11?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Chemistry by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Free Fall by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “This is closure,” he whispers. I nod. “I know.” “Then why is it so hard?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Tetelestai reviews
They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Prince of Clay by AriadneInLove reviews
Told as an Indian fairytale, based on Pygmalion, a girl takes her father's place as royal pottery maker to be closer to the man she loves. But what happens when he asks her to make him his perfect woman out of clay?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Fear of the Christmas Shoppers by frozen phalanges reviews
Do you still have that crush on me? he asked. Well. If I'd known confiding my deepest, darkest fears was going to result in this...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Elevator Games by EraseTheMemories reviews
[ONESHOT] Best friends, Jake and Delaney, find themselves stuck in an elevator. How on earth will they keep themselves occupied? Sorry, I'm no good at summaries ] R&R Please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
We're not together by Eve Lindsey reviews
Best friends, sometimes enemies, drunken lovers? what will Mel and Jared do when faced with the consequences of a drunken night of passion?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,690 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Jack and Jill by Lani Lenore reviews
.Revised 2009. Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch a pain of water. Jack's a handsome preacher's son and Jill's a drunkard's daughter.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 2/26/2002
Window Panes of Sugar by Lani Lenore reviews
Twisted version of Hansel and Gretel. Two siblings who care for each other deeply. A stepmother overcome with jealousy and lust. Rating for sexual themes and violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,272 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Complete
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The Festival reviews
This Diwali is full of surprises that will light up her life. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Fairest reviews
From every tragedy is born a great villain. AU. Snow White fairytale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Complete
Crucible reviews
What if Jesus was just a man who heard voices and did what they said? If Christianity was just a medley of sanctimonious voices in the mind of man no different than any other. And what if the voices weren't who he thought they were? One-shot.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete