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Joined 07-23-08, id: 622890, Profile Updated: 03-08-10

Name: Vanessa by most, Ferret to be facetious

Sign: Aries

Gender: Female

Location: NYC


"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. Brown paper packages tied up with strings. These are a few of my favorite things":

Colors: Blue, Yellow, Green, and Purple- in that order =)
Food: Stir-fried/Grilled/Barbecued/Fried Chicken, Chapati, Pepperoni Pizza, Kenyan Fries and Sausages, Samosas, Tilapia, Golden brown scrambled eggs (yum)...
Drink: Coco-pine juice, Ribena, Coca-Cola
Movies: The Sound of Music, The Mask, Ace Ventura, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies (they're terrible, but I love them), Little Manhattan, Aladdin, Anastasia, Beyonce (for the good old times)...
Music: My favorite songs change according to my mood (though I do have a set all-time list), so I'm going to just write a couple of genre's: Classic Rock, Genge, Bongo, Alternative Rock, and very few country/pop songs.

I didn't list books down because the list would just be too long.

My Dislikes:

Stereotypes, Standardized tests, Insects (a newly developed dislike, unfortunately), Spam, Over-pricing (unless I'm the one overpricing. Hypocritical? Yup.)

My life motto:

Live.

My favorite quotes:

"Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing." - Meg Chittenden

"...a prankster would give you a wedgy by firmly grasping the back of your panties/tighty whities (this action has no gender prejudice, although it has the potential to be more painful for the male than female) and pulling up swiftly until said undergarment is firmly and uncomfortably seated in the crevice therein. Until one can then engage in the remedy (commonly known as "picking your seat") it is a bit unsettling. A more forceful application of the same movement will nearly destroy the garment and apply great pain to the wearer and is termed a "Melvin." I can only surmise that thong wearers have overcome the natural human aversion to the feeling of wedgyness. I haven't seen any definitive research on that, however..." - KareNeko

"Writing is a cop-out. An excuse to live perpetually in fantasy land, where you can create, direct and watch the products of your own head. Very selfish." - Monica Dickens

"It has arrived. The next generation of pregnancy test. It's designed breathtakingly simple. It's circuitry incredibly precise. Without a doubt, it is the most sophisticated piece of technology you will ever pee on." - Clear Blue Pregnancy Test

"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."

"We will never accomplish the unthinkable if we think about it first."

"Eternity is beyond our comprehension, but love is the closest thing we have to it, because lvoe defies even the deepest grave."

"Depression is just anger without passion."

"To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West - know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist."-Barack Obama (Inauguration Speech)

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight

"Some men just want to watch the world burn." Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight

And my all-time fave; "The only dream worth having... is to dream that you will live while you're
alive and die only when you're dead... which means exactly what?'... To
love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get
used to the unspeakable violence and vulgar disparity of life around you.
To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never
simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect
strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try and understand. To never
look away. And never, never to forget." -- Arundhati Roy

Alright-y then. If you have any questions/comments/concerns, feel free to PM me. Or if you're just feeling bored. I'm also always willing to make new friends and talk to fellow fictionpress buddies. I hope you enjoy my work :)


Siblings: One sister.
Girlfriend\Boyfriend: None.
Family: Sure, what are you asking really?
Are you funny?: When I'm not trying to be...
Do you have a job: Student.
Name one of your many flaws: Many flaws? You obviously haven't met me. I'm perfect. (Cough-Sarcasm.)
Eye Color: Deep brown. A beautiful color, if you ask me.
Hair color: Black/Brown.
Every been arrested:
Uh...no.
Ever been brought home by a cop: Haha, YES! Funny story.
Ever shot a gun: A water gun.
Ever been shot: By a water gun.
Ever shot someone: With a water gun.
Ever Drank:
Kanye shrug
Ever smoked: Kanye shrug
Ever done\sold drugs: No.
Do you believe in love: Most definitely.
Ever kissed: Yes.
Are you a virgin: Yup. Plan to remain one till marriage (IF I get married)...
Who is your favorite person in the world: If I MUST pick one: My sister :)
Ever done something BIG to your appearance: Yup.

Describe yourself in one word: Unique.
Do you hang out with people your own age:
Sometimes.
Are you in love:
I don't know. Human feelings are actually really complicated :/
Ever been in love: Honestly, I'm not sure.
Do you think you have talent: Sure. Everyone has talent.
Do you live in your own world: More than I live in reality.
Do you enjoy hanging around people: Sometimes...I value solitude, though.
Ever been depressed: Yeah :/ I still have my moments...
Random fact: God exists --Not an opinion- a FACT.

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Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Off the Ice by thats.the.beauty.of.it reviews
ON HOLD Connor Madison was in a whole lot of trouble and Alex Daniels was just the beginning of it. But what's a guy to do when he can't get the puck past the goaltender and can't get a certain trainer out of his mind? And the season starts in two weeks?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/3/2007
Egocentricity by Purple Uranium reviews
With my junior year of high school ending badly, my parents decided to send me off to godknowswhere. They called it discipline. My friends say its karma. Me? I think it's bullcrap. Warnings: slow-moving romance, unreliable narrator, adult themes
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 183,706 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 8/31/2006
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled reviews
Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,629 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Die, Everyone's Doing It by Euphorialie reviews
REMOVED. He was gasoline, I was spark, and together we set the world on fire. And that's only a partial metaphor. Think of all the trouble you can get into when you don't believe in anything and then strike a match.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Blood On Our Sneakers by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Jacklyn likes rebellion, world domination and sadomasochism. Triumphing in every type of combat —from thumb wrestling to social revolution— she's about to find herself involved in the first war she didn't start. Now what was the Latin word for Renegade?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004
Best Friends by jennycraig10 reviews
After a fight with his girlfriend, the one he turns to is his best friend. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Of Nemeses And Best Friends by StormDancer reviews
Or, Love in Two Parts. For Instant Noodles Production's SHOUT! Contest #1. Two best friends, euphoric with a summer night sleepover. Two dares, evil as only friends can make. Really, what could go wrong? Or, perhaps, what could go right? ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Pretty Boy by Sakurelle reviews
Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Hypocritical Darlings by Alice Sleeps reviews
Bleed American like the patriots you always romanticized
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
An Angel At My Door by xtheOutspokenMx reviews
who knew life was so short-lived?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
I've been waiting for you by Pinkamoo reviews
“I’m supposed to be interviewing you, you homeless bum! What have you been doing, sitting out here and letting your hair get long? What about a job! What about your life?” I say. And soon after, we're making out on the pavement.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
As the World Falls Down by TehRyder reviews
It’s only forever, not long at all. The lost and the lonely: that’s underground. I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. As the apocalypse approaches, two teens find solace in each other. Oneshot. Revised version added as chapter two.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
What We Leave by Hematite Dandelion reviews
She always left her bike at the baseball diamond. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
The Thawing of the Ice Bitch by chthonical reviews
Life. Love. Both happen to everyone—even to people who don't give a damn. Like Em Callahan. Suddenly, people are all around her, becoming her friends. And these people are falling in love. For Em, life has happened. And love...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,976 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 6/10/2004
AAA by Chuggur reviews
My thoughts on fiction writing. If you've ever written anything, I'll gaurentee you'll get a laugh out of this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
ICE CUBES: Frigid Assassins by Mr.Satire reviews
The complete manual to the various species of ice cubes, their sinister tactics, and how to avoid them. If you've ever experienced drink on your pants due to shifting cubes, THIS IS A MUST READ! Crack the Ice Cubes and their harmful intentions.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006