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Joined 07-23-08, id: 622959, Profile Updated: 07-13-09
Author has written 4 stories for Young Adult, and Humor.

Yeah, so...

I'm a guy, I write, I draw, and you wouldn't believe the ideas I come up with. (Incidentally, the avatar isn't drawn by me, but the guy who does MS Paint.)

Or, y'know, maybe you would believe the ideas...cause you're awesome like that. The ideas are weird though.

...yeah...that's about it. You can scroll down now...

Or not. Whatever, it's your life...

Projects (as of 7/5)

1. Quinnley Chronicles, book 1- A science fiction/fantasy comedy about Steve Quinnley, his friend, Gwin Hartlin, and their quest to save the universe with the help of their talking plant friend. This is (loosley) based on a true story. This story is: IN-PROGRESS

2. Quantum Reality: Shiftwind- Another sci-fi/fantasy comedy, this one about John Altran and his crew aboard the starship Shiftwind who are accused of several crimes and have a short period of time to prove their innocence. This starts a cascade of events uncovering a multiuniversal conspiracy. NANOWRIMO '08 novel. This story is: BEING POSTED (finally)

3. Doctor Chuckles- This is just a series of sci-fi comedy short stories based around characters from The Adventures of Doctor Chuckles, an upcoming webseries which you have never heard of. This story is: ON BACKBURNER

4. Poetic Parodies- This will be a collection of original poems that parody well-known works such as "The Road not Taken" and "The Raven". This story is: NONEXISTANT

5. Death's Girl: A fantasy/sci-fiction serial about a girl who is death and cannot remember how she died. This story is: LOST IN THE FOLDS OF SPACETIME

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When accused for a crime they didn't commit the crew of the Shiftwind are plunged into a universe-hopping adventure that turns their preconceived notions of the worlds upside-down when they battle a megalomaniac elf who framed them in his domination plans
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,709 - Published: 7/13/2009
The Quinnley Chronicles: Book 1, The Portal reviews
Steve Quinnley attends his school's end of the year party-dance, only to find that he, his friend Gwin Hartlin, a woman referred to as Ms. Jones, and a talking plant of alien origin must save the world from an evil threat as stated by an ancient prophecy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
Poetic Problems reviews
A poem about the difficulties of finding words that rhyme.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Doctor Chuckles
Based from my webseries that you haven't heard of because it isn't out, or advertised, The Adventures of Doctor Chuckles, this story is a collection of short stories from the same universe, before, during, and after the explosion of Soil and nuclear ducks
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008