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Doktor Bizarro's Bookshelf of Horrors by Jave Harron reviews
Your future overlord, the second rate supervillain Dr. Bizarro, shares his opinions of horrible books. From the trainwrecks of modern writing to the gutters of history, no standard is too low. Now, Herr Doktor reads a combination of historical fantasy and police thriller set in Japan.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 73,480 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2009
Maybe by CuriousContradiction reviews
The story of a girl who hid behind words, a boy who believed in art, and secondhand dreams in a world spinning too quickly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009
Showing Everyone Your Heartbeat by WormwoodWaltz reviews
Angelo and his band have been given the chance of a lifetime, to tour with rock Gods "The Glory". His timid and insightful sister Olivia makes an unusual connection to lead vocalist Cian on a summer tour filled with ups, downs, and a handful of drama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 2/16/2009
Does Your Boyfriend Know? by Jezebel Byrne reviews
Lene Kemp can see the future. She has wonderful boyfriend who loves her and together, they're an unbelievably happy couple. The only problem is…it hasn’t happened yet. And Callum Thorn can be very uncooperative.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,582 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Why I Will Not Read Your Story by Mell8 reviews
My step-by-step, completely egocentric—yet strangely informative—guide ::rant:: to why I will not read your story, and conversely, why I will.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,521 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009
Junior Year by sharks don't sleep reviews
This was my life: people I saw, things that I heard, and everything I figured out in 180 days.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Things You Should Know Before I Kill Myself by Antoinette Brewer reviews
All the shortsighted reasons I hate my life jammed into this thing I just learned about today called a pillowbook. Site: beforeikillmyself dot weebly dot com
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009
Love Equations by Jezebel Byrne reviews
Emma is plotting revenge against her arrogant, lowly and dishonourable tutor. Shall she succeed? Well, it might help if he didn't have those piercing blue eyes and dashing smirk...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009
Regan Saves the Drama Club! by ephemeral dance reviews
D'you like dying drama clubs? Teenage girls desperate to get into college? Oblivious love interests? Depraved, bisexual, sociopathic student council presidents and their loyal assistants? Maybe you like creepy twins? Check this out for all that and more!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,085 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009
Inspire Stories by Felixitous reviews
Short stories inspired by pictures and photographs. Updates sporadically, but I've been told it's well worth it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009
Dear Diary by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
It all started when she left her diary out by accident. “Dear Diary, I wish I had never agreed to become Zack’s slave. This was the most stupid thing I could have done. Ever. And now he wants me to enter the Nationals with him?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,360 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009
Deception by Estelle Marie reviews
Suzette Riverbelle sees things. It drives her mother crazy and drags her father into alcoholism. She nearly loses hope in humans until Keith comes along. Keith, who promises trust. But will that same trust destroy Suzette once and for all?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
The Games that Play Us by born backwards reviews
Forced to work together, a jock girl and guy butt heads. She decides to play a game and little does she know, he's playing the same one. Find out what happens when two teenagers stop playing the game and the game starts playing them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,581 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Jersey's Wild by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Weird doesn't even begin to cover Lori. "Why would you keep around something you hate?" I asked her. She sighed and met my eyes. "Well I hate my grandma, but I still have to keep her around. Don't set a bad example for me, Dillon."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Boondoggles and Quadrants by Tohrupenguin reviews
Gen is an awfully awkward girl. She has spent her life quite content to ignore and be ignored by practically everyone- until an unfortunate event exposes her to the attention and scrutiny she has so painstakingly secluded herself to avoid.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
We're Like TPC by sharks don't sleep reviews
Summer 2009: adventures, misadventures, and anything else with 'adventure' tagged on to the end, really.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Disguises by ClairdeLune10 reviews
Shane's job is to guard Princess Ilana. Ilana is supposed to be a brainless royal, while Shane is supposed to be the undyingly loyal guard. But appearances can be deceiving. What are they hiding? And how much do they know about each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Que Sera Sera by Estelle Marie reviews
At the dawn of senior year, Leonard Underhill discovered a peculiarly confined girl who happened to be at the center of a bloody incident in a preschool. This is Cassarah's sorrowful tragedy, uncovered by pure curiosity.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Pantsed by mito lou reviews
I looked at the band's lead singer who was the fantasy of almost every girl in the country, and I did not know what to say. "I didn't... I didn't mean to -" I was blabbering on, now. "Pull down my pants?" He supplied, face deceptively blank. "Well, yeah."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009
Backtracking to Human by Somniphobic reviews
It started with pain, fever, and little noises she couldn't be hearing. Two days later, she lay shaking in a bed of leaves, the end nowhere in sight. "Safe?" her brother asked, but she didn't know. Warnings: het, swearing, and misuse of folklore.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009
But I Hate The Name Mary by sharks don't sleep reviews
Quinn Holland was getting by pretty well at his public school. That was before his mother went through a phase of applying him to every boarding school she saw fit. This would have been alright, had he not been accepted at Saint Simon's School for Girls.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008
View from the Top by JamieBell reviews
“Is this where I try to make you laugh?” he murmured against my hair a few moments later. I allowed a happy little grin to steal across my face. This was kind of nice. Cozy even. I wiggled my toes contentedly inside my mismatched polka-dot socks. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Sophomore Year by sharks don't sleep reviews
This has been my life: things I noticed, things I learned, things I wished that I could be.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Your Favorite Brand Loves You by Rawr-Fizz reviews
If Companies Loved Their Customers as Much as Their Wallets...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Just a Fan by The Marquise of Eldritch reviews
When Lillian Harwick, a cynical yet completely normal young woman bumps into a famous actor she has reluctantly admired for years, he soon proves to her that it is possible for unreachable celebrities and ordinary people to mix...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,277 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Not Your Ordinary Love Child by Celestina del Sol reviews
My mother is beautiful, stunning even. But she is the goddess of love. And she just dropped me, her one and only child, off at college. To fend for myself in a big city, and avoid love at all costs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Lacuna: A Tale of Elusive Love and Self Discovery by Sylviana reviews
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when she likes him and he likes her but neither is willing to admit it. Throw in a little sibling rivalry and the leggy girl-next-door, and these tangles might never be unravelled.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Once by Fair Winds reviews
A morning after scene between a teenager and her much older best friend. One-shot. "The air smelled vaguely of ocean and sex."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009
This Thing of Darkness by ArsenicLily reviews
Scarlett meets Dean. Dean sneaks into Scarlett's room one night. Scarlett now hates Dean, who is the only person who could explain why she's suddenly seeing spirits and demons wherever she goes. And he might be in love with her. That's kind of a problem.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009
Choices by FunkyFlower reviews
Pamela is living with the Winters family for a year, but one person seems to resent her presence. Jacob's silent treatment of Pam is unpleasent but tolerable, but how should she react when she finds out he smuggles drugs and worse, she starts to like him!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008
If You Give a Marley a Hug by cinderella starsend reviews
Marley was always the type of girl who didn't have the patience to build and maintain social relations. Viewed as a loner, it all changes when she's made to join a club that brings her to mingle with some persistent, if not shady, characters.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
The Mysteries of Love, Time, and Fortune Cookies by Moonlite Knight reviews
Everyday is always the same. Go to school, take a nap in class, come home, pretend to do homework, eat dinner, watch tv, and then sleep. Big whoop. I’ve always wished that just once something, different would happen. And then, it did in an unexpected way.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Two Broken Hearts and I by Safa Khan reviews
Allen and Aaron are twin brothers. Allen is older by a few minutes, and their mother's favourite. He does everything better than Aaron, except writing stories. This creates a lot of jealously. But when Rita's love is on the line, Aaron refuses to lose!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008
Inside and Out by Safa Khan reviews
This is a short story about the real nature of Kim, a high school girl. It requires a lot of analyzation and intrepretive thinking to truly appreciate but I put in a lot of things that most young readers would be able to relate to, so it's interesting.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
The Academy by Fair Winds reviews
Madden is a tomboy who gets conned into going to an all-girls finishing school. She doesn't know the first thing about being a lady, but she's never turned away from a challenge. "You've only failed, if you've never tried."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,817 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 12/22/2006
In The Flesh by jessxreality reviews
Just let me set one thing straight. When you picture a zombie, I’m sure you see a hideous, gurgling corpse with no brains and bits falling off. Really, it isn’t like that. Zombies are much more… placid. Although I think that isn’t the right word to use.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008
In the Heart of a Four Year Old by Safa Khan reviews
12 year old Matt hates his adopted little sister, Sarah. It was her fault that he and his mother moved to a house in another city. Due to certain circumstances, he has to join forces with a cat to save Sarah from the scary world of her own subconscience!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008
Multiple People by anna-y-mouse reviews
No one knows who I truly am. However, now that I am at a new school, I will do my best to finally be one person. Did I mention that this was a boarding school with 90% guys?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008
Hybridization of the Black Sheep by renivatio reviews
All Jenna ever wanted to do was survive high school. Never mind falling in love and curing cancer. But when the gorgeous Trey and the equally god-like Jaiden come into her life, things get REALLY complicated...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008
There's a Reason for Everything by Safa Khan reviews
Mina hated Galen and had every reason to do so. He was arrogant, narrow-minded, conservative, and most-of-all, drop dead gorgeous. She soon finds the reasoning behind his character flaws: He's not exactly human, and Reptile-Hunters want him. Dead or alive
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008
Just Full of Bad Ideas by its.Nothing.Special reviews
It wasn't my fault he looked like Paul Walker. And so you must understand, dear reader, that the succeeding events were also completely out of my hands. And that includes my sitting right next to him and naming him Bing. Well. He called me a loser first.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Fantasically Fictional by jenkie reviews
In between all the stories of princesses, knights, and flying pigs, a young boy discovers just how hard being heroic is when food starts talking.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008
Escaping Ellery by Kymik reviews
Ellery Travis, your normal, everyday teenager, never really believed in supernatural powers. That is, until she started inhabiting other people's bodies. She sees what they see, and hears what they think... and that can be a very dangerous thing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,144 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004