Badger In Disguise
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-27-08, id: 623535, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 10 stories for Essay, Thriller, Fantasy, General, Humor, Life, Fable, and Sci-Fi.

meh.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Supernatural Problems by Demonic Huntress reviews
Natalie Jacobson has just been thrown into the world of the Supernatural. Only to discover that she's not entirely human to begin with. And that she's been promised to a demon long before she was even a thought.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,392 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010
A Little Bit of Something by Master of the Chimps reviews
Her boyfriend joined the army, then she learned he cheated on her, so its only natural that he gets amnesia and can’t even remember her name but depends on her for everything, right? Can she learn to forgive him or is it the end for them?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,268 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
A Vampire Queen by Demonic Huntress reviews
Elaina, 17, returns home to find a man she knows to be a vampire come to collect his debt from her gambling father, a debt in the form of Elaina. After a series of unfortunate events, she finds herself a celebrity in a whole new world.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Beauty in the Beast by Topaz36 reviews
COMPLETE:To keep my fiancée alive, I struck a deal with evil: my life for his. Somehow, I'm still living but at what cost? My appearance, my identity...my love. That's right; I may be falling for the same demon that cursed me into this life as a werewolf.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,464 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Hell High by predict.this reviews
One moment I'm being tackled to the ground by burly policemen. The next, I'm carted off to Hell High, boarding school for students who shouldn't exist - trolls, vampires, werewolves, witches, and faeries. Dang it. Stupid, stinkin' Geometry homework.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,594 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
Wedding Crasher by xemeraldeyesx reviews
In that moment, I hated him more than I had ever hated anyone before. I knew it was more than just petty anger, because every fibre of my being burned with longing to see him dead or just gone. Oneshot for the I Love To Hate You contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Feed by VelvetyCheerio reviews
Are you afraid of butterflies?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Emma by Violent Knickers reviews
A man falls in love with a young woman the moment he sees her, but it's hard to love a girl that's not quite real. Oneshot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
High On You by xemeraldeyesx reviews
“Well, if it isn’t the munchkin,” I heard a familiar voice say. “I’ll choose to view that as simply in reference to the fact that we’re flying to the land of Aus,” I said, rolling my eyes. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Death Sends his Love by Beauty and Bleeding reviews
Death falls in love and sends the "lucky" girl gifts to prove his affection. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Naughty by xemeraldeyesx reviews
My father finally lets me go to high school... and I end up confronted with the most obnoxious boy I’ve ever met. The problem? He’s atop the Naughty List and I’m St Nick’s daughter. Naturally, we don’t get along. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Of Kit Kats and Haircuts by KlutzyButtons reviews
He hands her a Kit-Kat bar. "So why'd you break up, anyway?" "He didn't like my hairstyle," she replies, fingering the ends of her cascading locks. "Shallow. You would think he'd say something sooner." "I guess he thought I'd get a haircut."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
They Call It 'Karma' by Just Mystical reviews
Ocean High is full of egotistical boys and flirty girls, and Essa refuses to acknowledge any of them. However, the one person that manages to get under her skin, is the number one person on her hate list. Creston Montgomery Spencer. COMPLETE. EDITING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,342 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
From Light to Darkness by Bianca Stone reviews
Kate Brown has always been content with life, until she meets Adrian who just so happens to be a vampire. Slowly her life begins to change. But how far will she go to be with him?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Pretty Boy by Sakurelle reviews
Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
It Isn't Just a Feeling by yoitsamberfool reviews
When Olivia Bradshaw first meets Aaron Michaels, was the spark she felt real? Or simply her imagination getting the best of her? Two years later and in a relationship going nowhere, she finally succumbs to the thought that maybe it wasn't just a feeling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The Only One Who Ever Cared by BlackParade reviews
Lydia's boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend. Since then, she could never trust anyone. Until the most popular guy in school started to talk to her... Problem? He's got a girlfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,374 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
The Boy Who Gave His Heart Away by Catalyst Roses reviews
Daniel was born with a section of his heart missing. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Killed My Teacher by seasong reviews
Running down my teacher with my car was NOT my ideal plan for a Saturday night! /Oneshot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Fighting Shadows in the Dark by Underground Soul reviews
Sequel to Dealings With Demons: Naomi doesn't take being seperated from Damon well, and attempts to take her own life. Now in an asylum with new friends she's determined to rescue the half demon, even if it's against his will. Completed sequel started
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,153 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Your Definition of Love by gum is yum reviews
Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Hell's Angel by Chiclets reviews
There's a new student. Cold as anything, and I have to ask him for a pencil. Of course, my stupidity means I forgot it when I needed it most. Little did I know, my life would be changed drastically... FINISHED
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
Dealings With Demons by Underground Soul reviews
Naomi turns to a demon when her brother dies, but gaining a demon's help is harder then she thought. Nothing goes as smoothly as she'd hoped and her new 'friend' isn't exactly harmless or trusting. Now Complete, Sequel out and complete.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Just call me George by Pinkamoo reviews
“Alright,” I heard our boss shout from inside the building “Who wrecked the photocopying machine?” “Shit,” he murmured against my lips again but this time he grinned and said “It wasn’t us, kay?” “Kay.” I said. [Christmas ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Layin' Carpet by mechante fille reviews
The thing with Bud, Pete thought, is that there were three things he did better’n anybody else. Malemale slash. Written for Rykaine's birthday, May 06. Short n' sweet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
The Sacred and the Profane by Annie-chan reviews
[Status: Complete] Angels and demons are complete opposites, and hate each other with a passion. What would happen if an angel and a demon dared to turn that passionate hate into passionate love...?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,387 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Polysyndeton
and I remember
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Complete
Revolution
Sabrina's malfunctioning.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014
Holding On For Life
They call it butterflies. I've always found that to be ridiculous, as if the tumultuous feelings that wreck your insides could be caused by small, feather-light insects. It feels more like a hurricane, more like an out of step marching band parading on your internal organs, stomping carelessly until you bleed. It's like a giant bruise, and I couldn't stop prodding it with a stick.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
When It Came Again
When it came again, she was sitting on her lace-lined bed, staring blankly at the wall...drabble, ficlet.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Untruths reviews
You watch those twisted pieces of truth tumbling down...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Pokemon reviews
An English sonnet about me trying to fight Red ash on Mt. silver in soulsilver...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Playing God reviews
We need to speak about our problems before we burst. It's easy to drown in our sorrow, but we ahve people who care. "I hate the smell of Axe"; "It's a silly reaction..."; "I can't say that the reaction is entirely unfounded."; True Story
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
The Nobleman
Lucy is playing with her dog in the park. When her dog doesn't come back, she investigates, and meets a ghost. Is the ghost telling the truth or are her words more sinister than they seem?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Ruby Red
-"She carried nothing," Mei struggles to get out of a creepy graveyard on her favorite holiday. "Yet she seemed more dangerous than the most lethal killer."-
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
The Cruelties of Animal Experimentation reviews
Jeremy Bentham, an English philosopher said, “The question is not, ‘Can they reason?’ nor ‘Can they talk?’ but, ‘Can they suffer?’” This is a paper i wrote about animal experimentation. I got a 170 out of 175! Please tell me what you think!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete