Olivia Hastings
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Joined 07-27-08, id: 623554, Profile Updated: 05-29-09

well...uh...I'm an average 14 yr old who plans on taking over the world one day but for now is writing a story on this very site.

(shocker, that one..no?)

Any who Olivia Hastings is not my name but is the first that popped into my head at the time. My interests are irrelevent but since I'm such a blabbermouth I'll tell you anyway.

I like to read. A LOT. Trust me on this one. I don't have any pets but I love animals...to some extent and am the laziest thing ever to scar the face of the earth.

Yeah...that was a lot...so here are the things i live by:

“The human mind is limitless”……..and not just in any one way.…… “You can’t hassle with every fool you come across”…that’s right, let go of the mirror……. “Sometimes it’s better to lie back and let things happen”….just be careful of that anvil about to hit your head….. “Don’t worry, be happy”….it’s free in the sense that you don’t have to pay for botox, so turn that baby upside down! ... “Think. Feel. But never do”….Ever…… “Self-pity to life is what poison is to food”….so take it down quick…. “When you are where I’ve been the only place to go, is up”….some of us have the ability to go even further down …. “Not a wise man nor a brave man lies down in the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him”…I bet he was too chicken to try….. “Water is not ice”…unless found in the freezer….. “Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz there was nothing good on TV”…… “Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching”….pretend that all of that isn’t bloody impossible….. “The best lack conviction while the worst have passionate intensity”….but I have a cookie……. “When you lie you steal someone’s right to the truth”…how do I know that they own it in the first place?...

Well that ought to tell a lot about me in general, and this is just for laughs. Oh, yeah, an’ the names used are actually nicknames so don’t freak out on me, ‘kay? Btw, they’re all chics.

Stoner: It’s not fair! The other schools have holidays till the 5th and we only have them till the 12th!

Me: Uh, yeah, so?

Stoner: Well, they get more!

Us: ……

Phatty: You’re gonna fail tomorrow’s math exam, you know that right? (We all start laughing hysterically…except Stoner, she thought theirs were till the 5th of February and our holidays were till 12th January even though it was the 22nd of the said month….)

(After Bio Exam)

Phatty (to me): Hey, Kuzko, chloroplasts are the ones in animal cells, right?

(Incidentally, now whenever we’re walking around and happen to find a sunny spot, we ‘photosynthesize’)

Me (to Japaki) we like to pretend that she and stoner are lesbian lovers….and some even believe it…: Your girlfriend just ate your stolen goods. (Referring to the bar of chocolate I’d stolen from her and shared with Stoner)

She starts laughing.

Me: Yes! (The whole arms throwing at the sky deal) She finally gets one of my pervy jokes!

Phatty: She only laughed ‘cause youz twos did.

Me: Noooo. Japaki, did you get it?

Japaki: No.

Me: (sigh)

For any who care, I'm taking down Cuz We're Cool Like That, abd replacing it with Palettes And Hues, because they are basically the same thing except I'm going at it from a different angle AND I've changed a replaced some characters and added some. And I have nothing to say on the story yet.

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In the Wrong Niche by The Red Mouse reviews
All she wanted was to blend in with the walls- but that's kind of impossible with the new 'friends' she unintentionally made and never wanted. Why? Well because when you make friends they tend to figure things out- like you're a girl in an all boys school
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
The Searcher by Interluded reviews
In the game of life there is one rule: you will die. Everything before that is up to you. Loosely based on J.D. Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Bet You Can't! by Ravina reviews
He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,788 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Because One Cougar Is Never Enough by Entice reviews
After catching my boss romping with his soon to be ex-girlfriend like dogs on his office desk...well I figure that it can only get better from there. I just have to make sure to knock from now on...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008
Clutched On by stringless-kite reviews
CHAPTER NINETEEN //. Always lock your doors. You never know when you can be hijacked. I'm speaking from experience, really. Out of all cars that idiot could have chosen, he had to pick mine. Ain't that fantastic?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,748 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008
Taylor & Andrews by Jed Linx reviews
How did the arrogant jock end up betrothed to a rugby playing, no skirt wearing tomboy? The real question is; was the merger of their two families the unwinding of their lives or the best thing that ever happened to them?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008
No Use For A Name by Hecate's Diamon reviews
When tragedy strikes Lee's life, she's sent to live with her aunt. Her aunt presents her with the prospect of boarding school and, reluctant to be a burden, Lee accepts and finds that boarding school isn't as terrible as everyone makes it out to be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,251 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 7/12/2007
Meet Me Halfway by jammay reviews
He's the President of a leading RealEstate company. He's cold, reserved & determined. His success is significant & respected. I just clean up his office, serve him coffee & sort his papers. I'm usually okay with that, but i'm starting to fall in love...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,582 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Chained by missboo13 reviews
You learn to accept things that aren't supposed to be accepted. You learn to trust when there's no one to trust. You learn to kill with a smile on your face. You learn to love who you think you can't love. And you learn to like all of it, or you die.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Little Less Obvious by the64single reviews
There was no one in the world that Keri DeGiovanni hated more than Alexander Vidal. Which was why when she found a shirtless Alex with his arms around her bare body and no recollection of the night before, she was a bit surprised.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,097 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
True Motives by Cereza M. xx reviews
Into the world of immaculate perfection steps painfully average Talaskia Knoxford - thrown unwillingly into a life of flawlessness ruled solely by a vicious social hierarchy. In a world she doesn't understand, how can she tell whose motives are true? R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,592 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008
Move Me by found.eventually reviews
“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
It's Not like it Hurts that Much Anyway by perhaps then you'd notice me reviews
I smile. Quiet, I tell myself. Don’t let it show.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
When in Ogunquit by L. Shaye reviews
ON EXTENDED/INDEFINITE HIATUS: Ryan Emerson bet that he could get into any girl's pants. Avery Lennox bet that she could hold onto her long-distance boyfriend. What neither of them bet on was each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Welcome to the Noble Academy of the Rich by Keena Clipp Katfish VII reviews
Stereotypes. Snobs. Addicts. Love. And my brother's successor. Yup, that's what goes on at the N.A.R. But no one really knows about it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Switcheroo by upclose reviews
Stephanie Woods had always lived her life as planned. That was until a pair of gorgeous and not to mention hot, twins entered her life. Throw in an unexpected marriage and you get more complications. Please R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,369 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006
Please, Take Me Home by ily.oops reviews
I knew you'd be here." "No, you didn't." "You're always here." "Aren't you observant." "I like to think so." With that he snorted
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
Loving a Practical Satan by SpunkFreakingRansom reviews
Anime Hawthorne was an average girl, until she was sent to an all boys school. When she goes there, she meets a boy, who doesn't seem as human as he should be. He does not get the "you shouldn't hit girls" phrase. Can she love him, before she dies?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008
Boxers or Briefs? by Ember Shadows reviews
Keira stays overnight at Alex's house on night, and they get into a game that gets a little too personal for Alex. Then Keira starts acting up, and Alex has one hell of a night. Little fluff, lots of humor!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Coffee by Ember Shadows reviews
Keira has a little time left before school starts, so she decides to visit Alex on the way there. Bad idea...How can so much disaster and mayhem come from a simple cup of coffee! Slight fluff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
When The Pants Come Off by J.Riot reviews
Apple knew her mother was a drunk, but she hoped to God she was wasted when she asked her to publicly embarass the country's newest teenage heartthrob for the press. Too bad she was sober, serious, and asking for his pants...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,616 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete