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Author has written 10 stories for Romance, General, Humor, and General.

5 random facts about moi:

Guavas are my favourite fruit;

I spell in the British English way;

I review whatever I read on FP - if the story has below 100 reviews, I try to review every chapter;

Sophie Kinsella and Kristan Higgins make me laugh out loud;

I think French and Hindi are the most beautiful languages in the world.


My website: www.shayaroy.com


Shade of Laura's hair from 'Liquid flames'


Move on to the important part now - the stories :P Take a detour and read the insane quotes below if you feel like it ;)

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on its bottom. Taki

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in America. Charles Schulz

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. Willaim Castle

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. Author Unknown

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. Franklin P. Jones

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. Author Unknown

A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. Raymond Hitchcock

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. Friedrich Nietzsche

If pro is opposite of con, then the opposite of progress should be Congress.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

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When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,025 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Conversion by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY. NOW IN PRINT! I never thought I'd be dating a vampire. I never even considered it. But good men are hard to come by and I'd had more than my fair share of duds. If his only drawback was a pair of sharp teeth, well, I'd take it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,161 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Train Rides by FizzyLizzy reviews
SKoW Nominee, Round 9. I see him every Thursday morning on the train with a clouded look in his eyes and all I want to do is make it go away. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Sapphires and Emeralds by Quill-and-Blood reviews
A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Aelyn's story by timpanigirl reviews
:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005
A Light in the Dark by Kitai Matsuru reviews
-COMPLETE- Full summary inside! PG-13 for some gore. A story of trust & relations. A normal high school girl has a chance encounter with a rather inhuman boy, and he's about to turn her life upside down. Remember: Things aren't always as they seem.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,619 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Complete
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
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Removed reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013
Liquid flames reviews
Damn it. This was the last bloody thing he needed. A stupid mate. And that too, this tiny woman who looked like she would fly away if he blew on her. (Rated M for adult themes; no sex scenes)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,988 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete
The dream I had reviews
Once upon a time, I had a dream. Rated T for adult theme.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Gephyrophobia reviews
Why couldn't I just have been afraid of snakes or something? Really, having a morbid fear of bridges and then encountering one does NOT make for a good Industrial Visit, especially when Cameron Tucker is also present. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Complete
Murphy's Law reviews
If anything CAN go wrong, it will. ONESHOT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Coma reviews
We all like to sleep, or at least, I do. However, we all wouldn't like to sleep forever. Very short ONESHOT
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Mentally Arrested Teacher Harassing Students reviews
A self induced rant about MATHS! For Math-haters only!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Passing pieces of paper reviews
What: going out with a jerk who regularly cheats on me. Why: God knows. When: Since three months. Lessons learnt: a Never say 'I love you' to a guy and b Don't fall in love. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Of testtubes and future husbands reviews
I love him. I want to marry him. I do. I - Oh God. I don't think I even like him anymore. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Out of the goodness of my heart reviews
ONESHOT. Needs love. How was I supposed to know that he didn’t like her? I mean, really. I only set him up out of the goodness of my heart. Denial is not a river in Egypt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
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