Author has written 10 stories for Romance, General, Humor, and General.
5 random facts about moi:
Guavas are my favourite fruit;
I spell in the British English way;
I review whatever I read on FP - if the story has below 100 reviews, I try to review every chapter;
Sophie Kinsella and Kristan Higgins make me laugh out loud;
I think French and Hindi are the most beautiful languages in the world.
from 'Liquid flames'
Move on to the important part now - the stories :P Take a detour and read the insane quotes below if you feel like it ;)
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894
Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on its bottom. Taki
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in America. Charles Schulz
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. Willaim Castle
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. Author Unknown
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. Franklin P. Jones
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. Author Unknown
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. Raymond Hitchcock
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. Friedrich Nietzsche
If pro is opposite of con, then the opposite of progress should be Congress.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
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