Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Spiritual, General, Romance, and Horror.
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch
So... I suppose the only reason you're checking out my profile is because you want to know a little bit about me... Ahem... Well then...
I've been writing since I was seven years old - and not that I'm going to tell you my age, by at the present day I am much older, and more experienced than I was at that time. And, thank goodness, I've improved in that time. Since I live in a rather small town, I was driven to reading and writing at such a young age not so much from a desire to learn, but more or less as a means of escaping the all-pervading boredom.
Sadly, most things I will post are not intended to be epic installments, but rather short vignettes. Though a few multi-chapter works are begging to be posted as well... Hmm...
“Whoa… my skin is so soft right now… it’s like petting a fuzzy rainbow made of kittens…” - Autymn Auyers
"Yeah, but John, when Pirate of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!" - Jurassic Park
Anyway. Until next time!
"Oh no - why do I sense the phrase 'I have a brilliant idea' marching with ill-deserved confidence towards the direction of this conversation?"
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