Constance St. John
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Joined 07-29-08, id: 623918, Profile Updated: 01-03-09
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Spiritual, General, Romance, and Horror.

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch


So... I suppose the only reason you're checking out my profile is because you want to know a little bit about me... Ahem... Well then...

I've been writing since I was seven years old - and not that I'm going to tell you my age, by at the present day I am much older, and more experienced than I was at that time. And, thank goodness, I've improved in that time. Since I live in a rather small town, I was driven to reading and writing at such a young age not so much from a desire to learn, but more or less as a means of escaping the all-pervading boredom.

Sadly, most things I will post are not intended to be epic installments, but rather short vignettes. Though a few multi-chapter works are begging to be posted as well... Hmm...


“Whoa… my skin is so soft right now… it’s like petting a fuzzy rainbow made of kittens…” - Autymn Auyers


LIKES
Solitude to dream in
Mystery in all its guises
Anything discarded to stay discarded
The ridiculous
To get lost

DISLIKES
Clowns - I'm diagnosed with Coulrophobia... the cripling fear of clowns. -_-
The obvious
Being criticized - Not constructive criticism, just like "Ergh, hate you!"
Know-it-alls
Pedantry


"Yeah, but John, when Pirate of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!" - Jurassic Park


Anyway. Until next time!


"Oh no - why do I sense the phrase 'I have a brilliant idea' marching with ill-deserved confidence towards the direction of this conversation?"

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The Battle of Black River by Devouring Daisies reviews
Bloodlust is only subjectory.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008
A Single Bite by Snyper LCM reviews
It only takes one bite...I'm sure you know what I mean when I say that.--This is actually the best story I've wrote in my mind. I hope it'll become the best Zombie, Undead, Monster story on here. Well, R&R Please. Enjoy and...watch the brains fly--
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
Steeple by Lithium of Mercy reviews
Come here and justify your paranoia. The voices can't help you, but I can.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,256 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Twofaced by Dramaqueen2061 reviews
A princess is cherished by everyone in the kindgom, she is pampered by her many sevants, and everyone wishes they could be her. A person with magical powers is a disgrace, a criminal. What if someone happens to be both?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Because by tatttyhead reviews
An unfortunate short tale of two teenagers
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
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Angelus Delapsus
To protect their savior, a fallen angel, the dead will do anything... even rise from their graves...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009
Things Not To Say To A Girl Who Has Been Dumped reviews
The five worst. Avoid these at all costs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Silence de Morte reviews
There is nothing between them now... nothing but silence...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Caged reviews
But I need you. Without you, what was my purpose?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Seven Signs It's Time To Take A Bath reviews
In case you ever wonder...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Season reviews
Age, and the seasons... The sun has lied; it is not spring. The winter will never end.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
The Fairest Of Them All?
A random, short drabble. Loving yourself comes at a price...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Chocolate From Heaven reviews
When the love of your life has just broken your heart and left you alone with nothing but a writing tablet and a chocolate bar, what do you do? Hmm...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete