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Joined 07-29-08, id: 623952, Profile Updated: 04-26-10
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Love, Essay, and Humor.

Hey! My name is Sarah and I'm a Junior in high school. I have a lot of interests, but writing is my most pronounced.I have some of the most amazing best friends ever, and they most definitely make sure that I'm crazy enough to keep writing.

My current favorite random/funny quotes:

"Clouded is a word?" ~ Kody

"Yeah, hitting yourself with a peice of cardboard attatched to a teddy bear, bad idea. ... I have teddy bear in my mouth." ~ Me

"Take maybe half of the sugar, no less than half. Just a little in your tea. It'll make your Day!" ~ Eva

"Do you have a gun in here?" "... If I did, I wouldn't tell you because, well, you know..." ~ David and Mr. Mason

"I have a genius idea! We'll write our novel and get it published. We'll make millions! Then we won't have to get jobs after college!" ~ Tricia

My Favorite Books

The Gemma Doyle Series ~ Libba Bray

Twighlight Series (Books, not the movie) ~ Stephanie Meyers

The Faerie Path Series ~ Frewin Jones

Faerie Wars Series ~ Herbi Brennan

Artemis Fowl Series ~ Eoin Colfer

Pride and Prejudice ~ Jane Austin

Perfect Chemistry ~ Simone Elkeles

A Company of Swans ~ Eva Ibotson

Nancy Drew Series ~ Carolyn Keene

Evil Genius Series ~ Catherine Jinks

My Favorite Movies/T.V. Shows

Princess Bride

A Knights Tale

Independence day

James Bond (all of them)

Mama Mia

Across the Universe

Run Fat Boy Run

The Die Hard Series

Indiana Jones Series

M.A.S.H.

Scrubs

That '70s show

NCIS

Fringe

Bones

Glee

Dr. Who

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Trainwreck by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Detention is not the place where you're supposed to meet your next boyfriend, especially when he's Judd Asher, known pothead and occassional criminal. But he makes good girl Sadie Brown feel something she hasn't really felt before - extraordinary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Game Set and Match by SongShadow20 reviews
Meeting her match was no easy feat. She was valedictorian, best viola that school had ever seen, but that changed when a new guy came in, with a bad boy complex and all, after her post. A little competition never hurt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Hot Topic Sneezed On Me by Jasey Rae reviews
Telle met Dakota, well, landed on her, when he fell through a window to get home after sneaking out. She's the school's track star, the really smart girl in high level classes. All Telle had was a lip ring and a baby chick named Dennis. ONESHOT, maybe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,174 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009
Friend by CharissaKarn reviews
I wrote this for a friend of mine.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Shakespeare, my ass! by Yezzie reviews
There's a fine line between hate and love, they say. It took a cigarette inside a sundae, a shove into a pool, countless name-calling, odd circumstances and TONS of persistence from their friends for Romeo Williams and Juliette Summers to realize that! REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009
Blame the Neighborhood Cat by jaliwo reviews
It all started when I was caught having a staring contest with the neighborhood cat by the quiet, brooding Josh Riley. That damned orange cat was the reason I started noticing Josh more, including the fact that he made skinny jeans look good.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,703 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Of Mikki and Of Jonah by thesummerair reviews
Be my girlfriend." - "You just met her!" - "You did just meet me. Unless you've been stalking me, in which case I'd have to say yes since you've tried so hard." - "So the only way you'll be my girlfriend is if I told you I've been stalking you" / FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 123 - Words: 154,912 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she’d meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it’s a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
I Am by CharissaKarn reviews
I followed a basic format for this poem that describes who I really am.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Big Bad Wolf by Snowhite reviews
What big eyes you have, the kind of eyes that drive wolves mad. Chapter 14 Up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,741 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/7/2007
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] I'm a good girl. I get A's. I don't give my mom problems. So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office? And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring? Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos? [SEQUEL UP] *FAIR WARNING* This story is 8 years old and is cliche with some cringe-worthy dialogue and scenes. Read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Poison Dart by Coeur d'Encre reviews
A different slightly humors take on love, for those dreading Valentine's Day.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Bawdy Elf Stirrers: Strawberry Fields by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
When I arrived in England for my year abroad, I was expecting a year of quiet debauchery. What I got instead was a drunken student liaison, a Swedish neighbor, and a boy who likes me enough to tell me, but not enough to tell me what he's hiding.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
The High School from Hell by FictionRose reviews
This story was written over ten years ago by a budding writer. The grammar is poor. The tropes are horrendous. But I'm proud of it. It reminds me of how far I've come. This was the first thing I had the courage to publish, and I hope if you read it you remember this was written by a young girl for other young girls, no need to leave a scathing review. Ye have been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Hide and Seek by goldenspork reviews
-"Can I help you?" Why was he giving me that look? Oh. I was hiding in the bushes. Right, that's why. // Sophie doesn't believe in love. Matt, however, does. So he says he can prove love is real, by making her fall for him. Oh boy. DOWN FOR EDITING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Everybody Wants Ryan by Armith-Greenleaf reviews
REMOVED / Highlighted in Undiscovered: "How do you get to know someone you've never talked to? Try falling in love." SKoW R8 Winner!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Starstruck by starstruckbrunette reviews
What happens when the guy you've been dating for months has a secret? Do you trust him? Do you trust him enough to seriously change your life?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Love, Anon by EverDream01 reviews
In a fit of boredom, he sent an e-mail to a complete stranger. Her response was bizarre and less-than-charming, but they kept in contact anyway and launched a game of "Guess Who?". Was it insane? Certainly. But it sure was fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,159 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Murphy and Hathaway by Mlae reviews
Melanie Murphy and Chris Hathaway hate each other. When they decide to become friends they realise that maybe they want more than that. Melanie's adoption caused commitment issues for her. Will she ever be able to tell Chris she loves him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 84,500 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Becoming Robin Hood's Sweetheart by Dwarfmaker reviews
The story of a young, quiet girl who was labeled as "shy" that eventually grows up to become one of the most feared women in English history. But how could she fall in love with her brother's murderer? Pity leads way to betrayal, which grows into love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Random Thoughts by tootsie.daul28 reviews
Evangeline Williams is new in town, the first person she meets becomes her best friend, her best friend's brother is in a band that takes Eva by storm and he also has his eye on Eva, oh yeah, and lets add a Battle of the Bands in three weeks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,448 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Virtuoso by his terrible beauty reviews
I loved him like a symphony that soared inside my brain. I loved him, how I loved him, and his music kept me sane... A poem about falling in love with a musician.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Complete Strangers by wish.he.knew.me reviews
They were complete strangers. They have never met or spoken on the phone. Yet still when given the chance they could recognize each other anywhere. I'm not too good at summaries but give it a chance..... Please?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
With You by Clavel reviews
Lucas, Lord Evencort is a man who always keeps his promises. A promise to his now dead best friend landed him wife, only that a very reluctant one. Caityn has lost everything she ever held dear and now fate put her in Luke's life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,538 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
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First and Ten reviews
Mackenzie Miller and Trent Harrison would be great together, and they know it; too bad life kept getting in the way. With them it was always first down but ten more yards to go.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,251 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010
Breaking All The Rules reviews
I had sworn I would never be hurt like that again but all of my hard work, planning, and rules had gone straight to hell when some gorgeous guy with a British accent, cheesy pick up lines, and a lip ring had walked into my life; it kind of pissed me off.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,117 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009
Of Knights and Knaves reviews
Every girl wants to find her knight in shining armor. But what if during this quest to find him she over looks the knave standing right next to her?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Embracing the Darkness reviews
Abby never thought that she would pick Dmitri over Christopher, maybe kill him, but there she was kissing him. And what's worse, she liked it. A lot. Buy hey, stranger things have happened; right? No, not really. This was by far the strangest thing, ever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Of Damsels in Distress and Magical Ponds reviews
Jacques, a bright bug out for a stroll, meets a beautiful maiden, an unsavory brute, and must learn to utilize the magical secret of the pond.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Moya Zvezda reviews
A poem about loving someone you shouldn't, and keeping them when you should let them go.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete