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Name: J.R.; Jenna Rachael

Age: 14

Country: Tabeakwador

Nationality: Tabeakwadorian

Town: Tabeak

Life Story(LONG VERSION): Story goes that I was a disgrace to my family, clan, village, and even my own backyard. For this, I was cast out with nothing but 4 pieces of whole wear bread, which I was allergic to, a bottle of stale water, and the clothes in my back, which was not much for I was a slave. After 4 days of walking aimlessly through the desert, I collapsed. While out cold, a bird picked me up in its beak, trying to eat me. After a few hours of struggling to eat my soft skull protected by incredibly durable hair, it became too overwhelmed by my horrible stench, and spit me out. As I fell from the sky, a storm moved in quickly, and lighting struck my hair, for it conducts electricity, and I continued to fall from the sky, now medium rare. I hit the ground, luckily, only a quarter of a mile from a wallaby den, and a baby wallaby caught my scent. About half way to its den after picking me up as fresh meat, it was shot by a poacher. Thinking I was a dead magical bird-squirrel, the poacher took me home to eat many creatures seem to want to eat me :/ Unfortunately, to get home, the poacher needed to walk through the central market place in the Village of Twabeak , and the hospital could see everything. An attendant saw me in the poachers arms, burned, and got me medical care.Oddly enough, today I lives with the poacher who once wanted to eat me, and his family. I has an affinity with Hair- i mean-air, which is certainly why I was placed on a ninja team; not for my intellect-or lack there of. I am a medical ninja, but an extremely bad one.

Life Story(SHORT VERSION): Who cares??

Female Comebacks (funny!)

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

DON'T DO IT;

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, Reishii-Chan, O.V.E.R.Y.O.U.4.L.I.F.E.,

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who's afraid of telling her family who she really is.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics.

I am running down the road

I suddenly tripped over.

I come home with a scratch on my knee.

My mummy begins to worry.

I tell her I am fine.

She sighs and says ok.

I am at school.

When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.

I am sent to the sickbay.

Then I am sent home.

Mummy takes me to the doctors.

The doctors tell mummy something.

Mummy starts to cry.

I tell her it's ok.

I'm not going to die.

She tells me I am starting.

Starting to be slower.

I don't know what it means.

But I have become sick.

I tell mummy it's ok.

I will become better.

Mummy starts to cry.

Do I have cancer?

Mummy says no.

Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past.

I struggle to walk.

My speech is getting slower.

It's hard for me to talk.

My friends like to help me.

My classmates like to run.

But I have to sit down.

And watch them have fun.

Then one day my teacher.

Comes to see mummy.

Daddy comes out.

And starts to get all snotty.

The teacher tells my parents.

I can no longer go to school.

My motion is too slow.

I ask the teacher slowly.

I am sorry I am useless.

I start to cry and beg her.

I want to go to school.

The teacher gives a smile.

And tells me she is sorry.

The school cant really help me.

The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave.

My friends and classmates cried.

The boys upon the windows.

Wave to me goodbye.

I smile and sit in the car.

I am taken to a school.

A school with special people.

Just like me and you.

I start to have some fun.

I made a lot of friends.

As many years passed again.

I talk too slow to understand.

I cannot run anymore.

And I struggle to even stand.

I cannot write in my diary.

My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent.

To the hospital again.

Now many years have passed.

I lie in a warm bed.

I cannot move my body.

I cannot move again.

I talk very slowly.

I cannot move my head.

My mummy sits there crying.

My daddy looks depressed.

I ask my mummy sadly.

Am I going to die.

My mother holds my hand.

Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes.

I cannot talk or move.

I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I have a cat that I found outside in the cold it isn't allowed in the house so I let it sleep in a blanket that I leave out for it. It was abandined by its owner. You can see by the way it's fur is on its neck. There used to be a collar. I have no idea where it came from or who it belonged to. That much doesn't matter. It's new home when I found it was under my patio table where it can be warm because of the cover. I think it's a guy. I have no name for it that I am sure that it is right. It goes by the weirdest name of all, Ralphy Chuck Norris. It makes me cry to see an abandoned animal begging for you to let them into the cold. I can't understand why anyone would want to do that. They could end up killing the animal. ANIMAL ABANDONMENT IS WRONG!!

If you think what I said above is true post it onto your profile.

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need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!Rachie4294

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My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

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I got them all from someone else.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're truthfully part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, -Death-Tainted-Rose-, -WhoevaICanBe-/-pinkk.pocky-, Sweet Bliss,-A.Annie-, Neogirl2004,O.V.E.R.Y.O.U.4.L.I.F.E.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile ( I had one at midnight, at a rest stop, eating Burger King with my friends from cheer, on the way back from a competition, and I fell on the floor.)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Neogirl2004 (Bugs, heights, rollor costers,wired noices in the dark.)O.V.E.R.Y.O.U.4.L.I.F.E.( Kyori Uchiha of the sand in one of her Gaara frenzies, Suponji in one of her Shikamaru frenzies, Jess in one of her Itachi frenzies, the three I mentioned before; after I diss one of the people they're obsessed with, and a 6 foot 7, eight grader named Futon.( sad isn't it.))

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If it's not faux, I'm not for it.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake (or alligater), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I went through 5 locks this year)

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy)or just think he is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.( he is awesome)

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile.(I hate history more.FUCK YOU HISTORY!!)

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If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.(I have two BASTARD older brothers. I HATE YOU TARUKO AND KIRA!!)

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you used to be a Sasuke fangirl, copy and paste this on your profile

If you want to be in the anti-chicken-ass-head fan club, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list.

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If you want to be a baka ranger, copy and paste this on your profile, add your name to the list, and claim your color (note: I already put names up so read before you do anything)( can be any color, even tye dye and rainbow.)(Yes I do know what baka means.)

O.V.E.R.Y.O.U.4.L.I.F.E.; Baka Red ( Leader), Kyori Uchiha of the sand (FF); Baka Blue ( Second in Command), Victoria/Kana; Baka Yellow,Jess; Baka Pink, Suponji (FF); Baka Orange, Janine; Baka Purple, Allison; Baka Green, Neko; Baka Silver, Koneko; Baka Gold, Taruko Hyuuga(FF); Baka Black (He has no choice in the matter),

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If you ever read a moronic stroy, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy this to your profile and add your name to this list. AnimeKittyCafe, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino,O.V.E.R.Y.O.U.4.L.I.F.E.,

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

click this cuz its awesome and I don't even know how to play at all so you can suffer with me:http://world2.knightfight.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=75101211

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push up he pushes the world down.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Who wins in a race Chuck Norris or God? Trick question. Chuck Norris is God.

According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

cars have to look both ways when chuck norris crosses the street.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

Chuck Norris knows all your secrets. Yes, even that one, you sick freak.

Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen SanDiego is hiding.

Chuck Norris knows where in the world Elvis Presley is .

Chuck Norris knows the last didget of Pi.

Chuck Norris' real name is Chuck Norri, but he owns everything so the s just stuck.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: Chuck Norris.

Amelia Aerheart acually did land her plane safely at her destination. Then Chuck Norris Round house kicked it and she died before she even landed

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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Fave Quotes/catch phrases ( not all from anime)

'How about I shove my foot up your ass!!' Red Forman from 'That's 70's Show'

'Hahahaha... wait, thats not funny.' Kitty Forman

'Believe it!' Naruto

'Shut up before I kill you' Gaara

'I am an avenger' Sasuke

'Yosh!' Rock Lee

'youth!' Gai and Lee

' Let the youth be with you' Gai/Yoda dude from a dream I had once. I had too much candy that day at a cheer competition.We WON!! sorry about that but we went to nationals in Disney World but we got ninth... out of eighteen. We probably would of won but a flyer threw up and was taken off the floor and she was also one of our three important back-hand-spring throwing tumbler. She was a key person that year. She didn't come back the next year. AND IT WAS ILLEGAL TO PULL HER OFF THE FLOOR! I CHECKED THE RULE BOOK! THE GIANT-ASS ONE, NOT THE PANPHLET SIZED ONE! IT FELL ON MY FOOT ONCE AND IT HURT! IT SAYS WE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED, WAITED 'TILL SHE WAS FINE AND LET US START OVER!! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! I also had too much candy today!!

'You in Boo's way. You go bye-bye now!!' the fat version of Boo from Dragon Ball Z.

'Holy mother of fudge!!' Midami, my OC on Fanfiction.

'If it has nothing to do with Gaara, then I frankly don't give a damn!' Kyori, my OC.

'Morons?' Neko, my OC.

'Idiots!' Koneko, my OC.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, O.V.E.R.Y.O.U.4.L.I.F.E.,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, O.V.E.R.Y.O.U.4.L.I.F.E.,

Naruto character/horoscope:

a href="http://www.saiyanisland.com" img border="0" src="http://www.saiyanisland.com/naruto/horoscope/04CancerNeji.gif" alt="I am Neji!" /a

Why the fing h did you read all this s. It's a load of c that i'm too lazy to fing get rid of. Read the horrible stories already!!1 WASTE YOUR TIME READING THIS C!!

NOTE: To get good stories/chapters out of me, I must put myself down enough that i almost start to cry. That's where i get my inpiration from, my own pain.

P.S.: I'M PROUD OF MYSELF!! I GOT MY FIRST D ON A REPORT CARD!! I MISSED A C- BY 1 POINT!!

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile

If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this on your profile

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would be dead if Ambercrombie and Bitch-er i mean Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their ass off.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile

If you love any kind of ice cream at all, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile

If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever started a food fight copy and paste this on your profile

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken-Butt-Hair-Dude' copy and paste this on your profile while laughing your head off.

If you want Karin (from Naruto) to crawl in a hole and die, copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who stayed with rock, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile

If you think those stupid kids should give that Godforesaken rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your rofile

If you don't like NejiHina copy and paste this on your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own Inner Self, copy and paste this on your profile

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