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Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Horror, Kids, Romance, and Love.

Hello people of Earth and my favorite planet (which SHOULD be a planet!! =P) Pluto! XL ...24!

hee hee.


my favorite show is spongebob or naruto, still a neverending conflict...

my favorite colors are red orange and pink. (forget commas they only get in the way haha!)

my favorite food is elado! (that's spanish for ice cream) (or aisukurimu in japanese XP)

my favorite thing to do in my spare time is write stories listen to music or just play DDR. (Dance Dance Revolution baby!)

i'm single and waiting for the perfect guy when i'm older and my favorite person in the whole world is my buddy of all time (name and address withheld)! But you all know her as amethyst_oceana. her stories may bore me to DEATH!! but she my bud forever. seriously, i chained her to the wall...ok, i'm just kidding!

Here are some of my fave quotes:

"Before you laugh at others, you must first learn to laugh at yourself"Me

"If you cannot find a road to success, build one!" Allison Pirlo

"Life is like waffles, the toppings are the desicions you make. It will either taste good or bad in the end" Me

"You don't stick out like a sore thumb, you stick out like a sixth finger" Me

"When one door closes, another one opens. But sometimes we stare so long at the closed door, that we fail to see the one that was opened to us."Helen Keller

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"Albert Einstein

"Any actor who tells you that they have become the people they play, unless they're clearly diagnosed as a schizophrenic, is bullshitting you." Gary Oldman

"I applaud anything that can take a kid away from a PlayStation or a Gameboy. That is a miracle in itself." Gary Oldman

"I think I can honestly say that I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on" Me

"The best things to have in a girl is to be pretty, nice, and funny. The problem is, if you don't have any of those, you're screwed" Me

Please please PLEASE review my stories! It would mean a lot! Thank you!

here's the link to my fanfiction. in case you want to read those too! yuppers!

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The Road Trip of Insanity by Scorch91 reviews
Five teenagers plus one car equals INSANITY! Join them as they see new places, find connections between each other, and try not to kill each other.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
Loving You is Still Complicated by SDA89 reviews
A series of stand alone one shots based off of the characters from Loving You is Complicated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012
The Perks of Urination by InnerBeauty507 reviews
Who knew that having to pee could alter someone's entire life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009
YAY will save the world by Katjeschatje reviews
When an evil force threatens to destroy the earth, the organisation YAY will try to stop them. But the heroes they choose are maybe not very suitable for the task
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009
FF7I's World of Fiction by Fanfic7inu reviews
A collection of 100 word oneshots! They're fun, random, and all of those other great genres I'm too lazy to list! Read and Enjoy! Rated for some swearing and subtly put suggestive themes. .Post:Chapter 14.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008
A New Meaning of Music by Melody H. Grace reviews
Eamonn Caudwell is used to being the star of the stage. But when he accidentelly comes across Elyon and Aphrodite, two of the Greek Gods, and discovers their identities, he finds himself becoming the plaything of all of Olympia.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
USA to Tokyo by Heartless-love reviews
A japanese crazy girl from Morin Middle school named ,Iris, gets on a plane to Tokyo, Japan instead of the one to New York with the rest of her class. She has to use all she knows to survive while she earns money to get back to the U.S.A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Killer Toaster Overlords! by Aranwion reviews
When toasters take over the world! Two-shot. Please R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
The Random Adventures of Random Man by Indecvisive-gamer reviews
Random-Man, His talking suit Savannah, and their random pets go on crazy adventures every so often.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
The ten battle masters by George Grace reviews
Once, there were ten "holy" species. Once, those ten were divided into those 52 inhabitable planets. Once, those ten forgot that the other nine existed. Once, the Dark One nearly destroyed us all. -HIATUS-
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009
The Woes of Being Terio by Melody H. Grace reviews
James is a down-on-his-luck orphan whose life changes 180 degrees when he meets Aly and Aimon, a pair of cool twins who ignore his popular cousin/enemy's warning. But, is there a meaning behind it. And why do they have an urge to always protect him...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009
Tale of Sunset by Melody H. Grace reviews
Melody was an average girl with an extraordinary power that no one else could know. When she arrives at the fabulous Oak Wood, she has the option of telling one person. But when someone has the same ability as her, things might get a little harder...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009
The World Where Essays Write Themselves by Paulbacca reviews
A story about my journey to the land where essays write themselves. As well as a tribute to by year 11/12 english teacher, may she live forever. ONE SHOT
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Magic Hurts by Melody H. Grace reviews
Darren was an average guy with a single mom. Everything changes when Ely, a half-elf, half-sorceress, reveals his powers to him and whisks him away to a high school that teaches him to use his Fire Powers for good. No romance as far as I know . R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
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Take a Hint! reviews
Two guys. One girl. Tons of hilarity. Only one winner in the contest for the heart of a girl named Zoey. But when will they take Zoey's hints? Does she like one? Both? Neither? Guys, you should read this. and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009
Just Another Stupid Love Poem reviews
I don't think it's stupid. But everyone else does. That's the point. With all the lust in the world. A couple tries to find real love, but everyone else is jealous.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Driving down Highway 40 reviews
Highway 40. Renee, a goofy 16 year old, and her mom are driving down this highway. It shows that every roadtrip has its memories. Some more than others. FINALLY! THE LAST CHAPTER! Read and Review. The twisted ending, how will it end?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
BEWARE of the Gummy Bear Lip Gloss! reviews
Based on a true story of lip gloss that was so dangerous, I almost threw it away...almost. I don't want to give anything away so you have to find out and read!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Chocolate Hangover reviews
A girl, Tara, her best friend, Roxy, and a boy she just met, Torrent, go to a party with mischief, revenge, a hobo had to have one in there and all other kinds of mayhem go down. What's in store for this chocoholic? Read and review! Thank you for reading!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Old Ladies Gone Wild! reviews
This story will leave you scarred for life. You will never see your grandmother the same way again. Based on an almost true story. This story will leave you shocked and disturbed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
A Dedication to the Countries of the World reviews
I the powerful narrator have twisted reality and brought representatives from around the world to talk so i can finish my geography paper...but it backfires on me
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
When Pervy Zombies Attack! reviews
Saturina DeJame's family had a secret. A terrible one that involved bodily harm! A zombie named Joe is out on a walk looking for revenge on Saturina's mother, who happens to look just like Saturina! But Joe is one PERVERTED ZOMBIE!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Bob the PootaMan Series reviews
In a world of super heroes with capes and super strength, Bob has the power to fart and make you laugh uncontrollably! Some Romance!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete