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Joined 08-06-08, id: 625098, Profile Updated: 08-09-13
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.

Hello there, and welcome to my profile! Kick off your shoes, grab a drink and make yourself at home.

I love snark and romance in pretty much all its shapes and forms. And since writing, to me, is as much about escapism as reading is, I love incorporating those in my stories. So here, you'll find a lot of sarcastic, rude, wise-ass characters, but not a lot of heavy, serious stuff (though I have my moments).

A note on warnings: I always try my hardest to warn for triggers for trauma, addiction, common phobias and other issues. If I ever miss any, please do not hesitate to contact me and I'll fix it. It's my policy that it's better to over-warn than under-warn, so even the fluffiest of stories may have an extensive list of warnings.

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Of Sweaters And Heartache Bonus – Lois' mindmap of hate

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Drunk Text by seventhswan reviews
Gunnar wakes up in his dorm room on a Friday in April and notices three things in rapid succession. The most pressing is a text message that says "God, my ass hurts. I can't even sit down properly. Cheers to you. Coffee @ 1?" M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,395 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Words and Their Digestion by seventhswan reviews
For someone who can't even think the word 'triangle' without giving into his compulsions, a love shape-that-can't-be-thought is quite possibly the worst place to be. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Put Out the Light by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
Malcolm Leight, private consultant to the police, only fucks his roommate/assistant/doctor/lovesick fanboy Peter Grayson on the nights he solves a case. There is nothing sacred about the ritual, though Peter wishes there was. M/M. NOW WITH EPILOGUE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Technicoloured Something by Zebbie reviews
An architecture project finds wheelchair bound Matt paired with Abel Moser and he's determined he won't become that perfect souvenir for the bohemian student out to experience it all and make the world a better place along the way. MxM. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,528 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
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Sparks reviews
Elliot only slept with people he was in love with. He fell in love a lot, though. Until now, he never thought that was a bad thing. m/m, slash. Rated for implied sexual content and language, warnings etc. inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Talking through the differences reviews
Secretly 'borrowing' his mother's romance novels when he was young, Cory had learned a lot of things about sex that he now suspected to be false. Or maybe he and Simon were doing it wrong. Slash, m/m. Warnings etc. inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Of sweaters and heartache reviews
I had a pretty good life going, but then my ex had to march into my favourite coffee bar and back into my life. I hate him. And his stupid sweater. Slash, m/m. Rated for language and some sexual content later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Not Yet
Maris asks a question Donna can't answer just yet. F/F, implied femslash, short oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Other People's Mess reviews
Damien's already bad, horrible, no-good day only became worse when he entered his apartment only to find Charlie and Joanne lounging naked on the couch in obvious afterglow. mmf poly, rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
A Crazy Idea reviews
Ally, it turned out, was really bad at one night stands. Luckily Tom didn't seem to mind. One-shot, het. Rated for language and 'off screen' sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete