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Author has written 12 stories for Love, Life, Essay, Young Adult, General, Nature, and School.

AEJ•325 (ÆJäy-ThreeTwentyFive)

noun
1. Writer of novels, poems, essays, et cetra; the composer of a literary work, as distinguished from a compiler, translator, editor, or copyist.
2. One who resides in the town where America's last Wild-Wild-West lynching took place. "Welcome to _(Blank)_ it's a great place to hang around."
3. Sufferer of: social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations. See - dementia praecox.
4. Someone who postpones work (especially out of laziness or habitual carelessness).
5. Causer of great surprise of sudden wonder.
6. Woman of the "South" (i.e. Literal Directions) or "West" (i.e. Cultural Directions). See - redneck of female gender.
7. Person trained to compete in sports ((syn: athlete))
8. Eager to learn or know; inquisitive; prying; meddlesome.
9. Not easily noticed or detected; inconspicuous; withdrawn.
10. Lover of Zebra Cakes and Talk Radio; 98.9 KYIS FM.
11. Member of TDA and lover of photoshop.
12. Obsessee of books by Nalini Singh, Carrie Vaughn, Karen Rose, WVD, Jennifer Skully, Gena Showalter, Christine Feehan, etc.
13. Person of the female sex.
14. Night owl; one who becomes "hyper" during the night hours.
15. Over user of the phrases: "Erm/Umm" "Haha" "...and whatnot" "I know right?" "Basically" "Whatever" "Thus"

Synonyms: Veiled, Obscure, Invisible, Jockette, Schizophrenic, Amazing, Curious, Author, Writer, Annoying, Fantastic, Andie, Insane... etc.

Major Pet Peeves: I'm a bitch about some of this stuff and a hypocrite. Eep. Don't hate me! (People tend to do that a lot. Not really, though they do think I hate them a lot... blahwhineblah)
1) People who mess up the "There/Their/They're" spelling. Drives me nuts!
2) Spelling "y'all" with the -- ' between the "a" and "l" or without one at all.
3) Misinformation about those of us who live in the South. (I mean South as on the map, not where they sit on verandas and drink tea.)
4) Whiners. This could quite possibly be why people think I hate on contact. I don't take shit and I'll tell you. Sigh, that's what my mumzee says anyway.
5) Titles that aren't cap'd right. If it's not professional looking I refuse to read it. (Granted, capitalizing can be VERY confusing)
6) People who read and yet don't review. Bwaaaaaah! gives evil glare to all who don't review


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My TDA Gallery: I'ma Make You My Wee-otch


LOOKYHERE!LOOKYHERE! I absolutely LOVE making book covers (and banners) y'know? Whenever my evil plot bunny friend gives me an idea of a story (which is like every time I see something... um, that's hard to explain) I have to make cover art for it ASAP.

So, if anyone ever wants something done for a story... Like ya want me to make you a book cover I would love to do it! Seriously! PM or email me! I'd love to make something up for your story!

Ex:

Demon of My Dreams (BloodyAutumnKisses)
-- Note: Awesome story! Read it - or be forever at a loss.


STORIES:

-- Stand Alones --

x) Saving Juliet - They had a routine - not that either of them really knew it. It was one that came about everyday. She would run by, he would be getting out of practice, they would share a look. Just a quick glance of the eyes. It was enough to cause him to dream about her at night and her to doodle him in her sketchbooks. They know each other without truly knowing. She's the daughter of a rich Defense Attorney and his mom cleans the houses in her neighborhood. He's the all-around guy at his public school, baseball, basketball, academics - he's the best. She's the sore thumb of the local private school, she sticks to running cross country and sketching. Yet once a day, for no more than a few seconds they know each other. Until it happened. She ran back into the alley behind the school - like always - but instead of hearing the fading patter of her running feet, he hears her screams. And he has to save Juliet.
WIP

NOTE: This is story is not the classic boy and girl are forbidden to see each other. It doesn't even have to do w/ that. Nor does it have any Romeo/Juliet theme, A-Okay?

-- Short Stories --

x) Wonderland Isn't So Wonderful- That whole "Alice In Wonderland" concept never quite set right with me. Ha. Right. Truthfully it scared-scares the flippin' shit out of me. I've only ever had bad dreams about the stupid movie/book. Dreams that would be gone when I awoke. At least that was until I found myself falling down my own personal rabbit hole.
WIP

NOTE: This does not have anything to do w/ Alice in Wonderland. There is simply a comparison in this character's mind. That is all. This also has the possibility to become a series...

x) Hikemare (Her Very Own Nightmare) - She likes the cold and being indoors, yet here she is hiking in sweltering Arizona. That of course isn't even her Big Problem. The "BP" happens to be the fact that she's in a cave hiding from raving lunatics with guns, during a monsoon. Help - Yes Please!
Complete

x) The Hunt of Houses - This exchange tended to happen quite often – not the rolling eyes bit, though that did occur quite a lot around my parents. What I’m speaking of is the “We’re going to look at a house” part...
Complete

x) Little Girl Camper and the Big Bad Box Shots- The words were spoken so casually yet they completely stopped me in my tracks. Frozen like a deer in headlights I turned my head so that I could see who was talking to me. The speaker was...
Complete

-- Series --

Watcher-Diaries:

1) Soul In Sight - Lissa's life was never at the top of the Meter 'O Normal - how could it be when she could interact with souls? - but now that she has gotten her much, wanted and needed, scholarship to the prestigious Blackwell Academy her life becomes a whirlwind of action. The dreams of her childhood are coming back to haunt her, literally. And then there's that guy, who won't leave her alone... Talk about Senior year.
Complete

2) I'm Lost, Yet Have I Found You? - For city girl Emelle Lombardi getting deserted in a Massachusetts Forest is not her sip of tea - not the Emelle enjoys tea, she more of a coffee chic. Being one that had lived on the city streets for more than half of her twenty-four years of life, and has yet to set foot in the suburbs, Emelle isn't the best company/ That's to bad for Dorian Grant - aka, the hunk 'a love muffin who got her into this mess.
WIP

Go here if you want to know more of the Watcher's adventures!!

Hopeful Series:

1) Hopeful Reunion- Detective Hope Cooper catches a case that brings her to a murder scene in the house of Hollywood's bad boy, Shawn Roans. Cooper finds that this actor - with a few Emmey's under his belt - is the very same Shawn Hickory from her youth. Having him at the top of her suspect isn't exactly the reunion she wanted.
WIP

2) Hopeful Revenge- Detective Hope Cooper's apartment is broken into while she is away, and her roomie is attacked. The same has happened to four other cops, but three of those cops were at home and killed. All the cops so far have been connected to a case in Washington D.C., a cop killer has wound up in L.A. and Cooper is the next target.
WIP

POEMS:

-- Random --

x) One of the Five - This is about becoming a starter on the team. (Basketball poem! Yay bball. Love: b/c I love basketball. Adventure: b/c playing the game is one.)
Complete

x) Heart Beat - About heart break.
Complete

x) Save Me- More heart break, sorta. More depressing and morbid I guess. A little bit comfort depending on how I'm going to use it. (Like if it's going to be one of Hope's memories...)
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The ISTR Promise: I hereby Swear To Review on all pieces of writing that I read.

Be a human. Make the ISTR Promise!! Haha.

... Seriously.


Gah.

Right'o. Love y'all lots. Mucho beso.
XOXO, etc, etc.
-And/Anny/Andie/AJ/Andie Beth/Nan/Nandie Beth/AB/Nandie/Whatever the hell else I'm called these days. (Personally I like And - Haha)


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Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
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Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 219 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Peppermint Gum by Sour Lullaby reviews
[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The Dark Woods and the Moon by Juniper Nights reviews
Every year my pack celebrates the beginning of life and the bonding of mates with the Spring Festival. I had little interest in it until the silver alpha challenged me to the mating run and changed my life forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
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Itch Me Not reviews
Swollen ankles, / Restless nights, / Frustration at its key, / I tell you of my pains. I'm just popping out poems left and right, lol R&R? Thanks!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Silver Sixpence In Her Shoe reviews
Chilly toes, / Painted and polished. / Squeezed in tiny shoes, / Ahh, those Jimmy Choo’s. //// Wedding poem ryhme-ness! R&R? Thanks!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
The Popular vs The Average reviews
We’re a pair. / You and me, / Fitting into the oldest of molds: / Popular vs. Normal / How I hate that fit. Poem over the classic popular bitch people. R&R? Thanks.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Nike! reviews
Poem aboutttttttt... well, you'll see. R&R? Thanks!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
The Storm reviews
Rain. Wind. Thunder. Hail. Lightening. All products of tornados... Here's a poem about them. R&R? Thanks!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Oh My reviews
A poem about poetry. And all those wonderful literary terms your English teachers love ta torture you with. Yayy. R&R? Thanks!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
One of the Five reviews
One by one, four of your teammates run out./Your name is about to be called;/So that all can hear it./They will know who you are. Basketball poem - and yes, it's love. Love bball! Starting is also quite an adventure. Please R&R!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Hikemare: Her Very Own Nightmare reviews
She likes the cold and being indoors, yet here she is hiking in sweltering Arizona. That of course isn't even her Big Problem. The "BP" happens to be the fact that she's in a cave hiding from raving lunatics with guns, during a monsoon. Help - Yes Please!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
The Hunt of Houses reviews
- This exchange tended to happen quite often – not the rolling eyes bit, though that did occur quite a lot around my parents. What I’m speaking of is the “We’re going to look at a house” part... - Trueness, lol, R&R!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Little Girl Camper and the Big Bad Box Shots
The words were spoken so casually yet they completely stopped me in my tracks. Frozen like a deerin headlights I turned my head so that I wcould see who was talking to me. The speaker was... ---- Just something that I had to write for LA class, TRUE STORY
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Save Me reviews
Another poem I wrote while depressed - I was wayyyyyy deep in that hole at the time. This could possibly be used as a memory of Hope's from her childhood. I'm thinking about that. Please R&R, I want to know what you think - Andie
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Heart Beat reviews
Just a poem I wrote up when I was feeling depressed... About young love, you could say, and the heart break that comes with it. R&R - Thnx, Andie.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete