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 Name: Not Your Biz Age: Middle school age Loves: Animals, fashion, funny quotes, Dr.Seuss Fun Fact: I'm Vegan! And that means I rock! My Promise: I'm gonna marry a sexy, hispanic, vegan Quotes: " Revenge is best served as a cold dish"- T.I. " I don't need glass slippers to be your cinderella." "life is like a book and i'm writing in pen." "I love guys in skinny jeans " "I did not say it was your fault , I said I was blaming it on you." " If you don't like what I have to say don't read it." ~5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. ( I totally did that!) |
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A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,714 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Wait What? by acatsrain reviews
Alexis and Nicholas have been bestfriends since he stood up for her when she was eight. Now in high school things become more difficult when Lexi realizes something she won't admit... she may be falling for him. Well... or the new guy. R&R please.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,271 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Maybe I Didn't Mean Too by acatsrain reviews
Christina is all for it when her mom refuses to move and they finally stay in one place. Her father however leaves anyway. But the once close family is becoming divided. Her brother is turning into a jock, her sister who is usually the player...Continued.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 3/9/2008
The Pregnancy Pact by projade reviews
Three teenagers get together and decide to make a pact to have babies at the same time...now. The girls go through a roller coaster of emotions when they realize that being pregnant and having a baby isn't as picture perfect as it's made to seem.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,148 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 1/1/2009
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
The BIG Mistake by ShortStuff287 reviews
Like a typical guy, I sneak a peek when I shouldnt but not so typically, I get shrunk afterwards! RR
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
The Boys Next Door by junebird28 reviews
What are the odds that I would end up moving next to the three hottest guys I have ever seen? And what are the odds that my 24-year-old brother would punch the one that I truly liked? The odds are pretty high for me 'cause luck just isn't on my side. Reposting edited version!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,865 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 8/7/2008
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Breaking Promises by Teeiinneell reviews
I'll only agree to this if you promise me you wont fall in love with me" She said, smirking up at me. "I can promise you I will not fall in love with you" I repeated back dully. - Serena was the only girl to make Troy break his promise.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 143,808 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010
Get even by sooner or later its over reviews
Julia had no idea how she was going to get over being dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years and Garretson High's God, Dean. But things turn interesting when she decides to get even, and who better with? Dean's mortal ememy, Luke. Could revenge produce love?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
More Than Lust by w.rite.reckless reviews
Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,714 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
Once Upon a Time by starbeamz2 reviews
A modern-day retelling of the Cinderella story, this one includes two Prince Charmings, an arranged marriage, a love-sick stepsister, and the various intricacies of major, music industry corporations. And Cinderella? She's stuck in the middle of it all...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Fall for Thy Best Friend by blindingstars reviews
Nate is every girl’s dream: smart, jock, senior, and the best looking guy in school. Too bad he knows it, dating one girl to the next. So where do I come in? Well I’m his best friend. And I'm fine with the whole 'best friend' concept. At least, I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,834 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/1/2008
That's illegal, Right? by Aurora Johnson reviews
A teenage tale of sin, sex and secrets. Sometimes, you just have to read and see...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009
Keeping Up Appearances by starbeamz2 reviews
“Aubrey Jennings, I know that you hate my guts as much as I hate yours and would rather be zapped by lightning than do this, but will you marry me?” Well, it’s not like I had much of a choice, did I?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
The BabySitter And The 17 Year Old by xXxXdaisyyXxXx reviews
Suck at titles:POkay so Millicent is baby-sitting the Blanes.Fun right?Kids are amazing.Only problem.One of the "kids"is a 17 year old jerk.Can she cope with him?Lucikly she has her amazing new boyfriend.Is he all that amazing though?And is he such a jerk
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 22,947 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009
Cinderaida by Tigery reviews
Aida lost both her parents and unborn brother at the tender age of four. Now, her foster father abuses her. All she needs is a prince charming to rescue her. But what if her prince charming hates her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,255 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
He was Cool by imaskypirate reviews
He's the latest addition to town. He came on a red sports car and became a celebrity at school overnight. I was just a girl who was dragged by her stupid friends to spy on him and sell his personal info. I got caught. Why just me? My friends run fast.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Sex, Lies, and High School by Phat Models reviews
She finally did it. She finally snagged the cutest, most popular guy in school. The smart thing to do? Hang on to him with all her might. The stupidest move she could make? Fall for his best friend. UPDATED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,537 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2004
Silence by Duuude reviews
I was pretty much a loner, until Jay decided to befriend me. It was all downhill or uphill? from there, i.e, finding out who my father is, my mother apologizing for ruining my life, forming a crush... And when did my life become a soap-opera?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008
The Student Bible by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,096 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007
Unnatural by bleedingvalentine reviews
Its a hunt for Dracula's heir that has the secret underworld in an uproar.Keelan is about to have her life turned upside down w/ family vamp hunters and vampires on seperate agendas.Not to mention a confusing wannabe romance to pile up on her. R&R please!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010
I'm All Yours and Yours? by bleedingvalentine reviews
Ember Morose is a vampire that's been betrothed since birth and doesn't no what its like to make a choice. That is until a curve ball comes here way with an ancient contract that has her bound to another vampire as well. Stand back or make your own fate
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
So, You Think Your Life Sucks? Say HELLO To Mine! by Chrys 'Phoenix' McMann reviews
What happens when you're a girl whose parents just died, your Quadruplet brothers live in a boarding school, and you have no relatives left? Why, you go to your brothers Boarding School - DUH! Follow my story as the only girl at a GUYS BOARDING SCHOOL.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Couldn't Stand the Weather by andee lee reviews
Corinne's sworn enemy is still living across the street and is now driving the Mustang she lost her virginity in while his brother, her first love, is busy talking about cold fronts and thundershowers on the local news. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,967 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Regan Saves the Drama Club! by ephemeral dance reviews
D'you like dying drama clubs? Teenage girls desperate to get into college? Oblivious love interests? Depraved, bisexual, sociopathic student council presidents and their loyal assistants? Maybe you like creepy twins? Check this out for all that and more!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,085 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009
He Grins by whileiatemycarrot reviews
The grinny boy Cole is easy to talk to and confusing, but she doesn't know how she feels about him. Her cousin is her best friend and makes her feel childish. Her mother, grandmother, the god of the school and her bunny slippers are entirely different.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
How To Be A Superhero, Supervillain by MidNight The Magnificent reviews
Want in on the Superhero/Supervillain bandwagon? Let MidNight The Magnificent show you the way! Let's take over the world! Okay, you can all be my evil minions. It MY world! Mawhahahahahahaha!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Eraser's Game by Sannex7 reviews
Arya, seventeen years of age, has been spoiled and showered with attention her entire life. Possessing a talent for fighting, an aggressive personality, and perfect looks, she's used to getting what she wants, until she finds a boy she can't have.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009
Porcelain Deal by the-wishful-stars reviews
When Mia Carlowe's mother brings home four mysterious dolls to add to Mia's collection, Mia is awestruck. Because one of the dolls looks like her. But what happens to Mia when she reads aloud some lines from an odd poem is something she never expected...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
Soloh's Music by Chanda Bynum reviews
"Will you just admit that you need some help? You can't do this on your own." Ash huffed angrily. "And who's gonna help me Ash? Nobody in this world goes out of their way to help a 17yearold mother with a baby and a 5 yearold child?"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Generally Outspoken Things by Sixty Watermelons reviews
“Don’t be a chicken,” she scolded. “Aren’t you always telling everyone off, speaking your mind, doing generally outspoken things?...Go talk to him!" R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Bittersweet Innocence by starbance reviews
Half siblings become closer then society allows. Be warned there is incest and quite an age gap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] I'm a good girl. I get A's. I don't give my mom problems. So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office? And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring? Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos? [SEQUEL UP] *FAIR WARNING* This story is 8 years old and is cliche with some cringe-worthy dialogue and scenes. Read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Who Are You Now? by emopoet reviews
Jamie and Jules were childhood best friends until Jules had to move away. 12 years later, Jamie has forgotten all about him, but Jules never did forget about her. When the past catches up to the present, what happens to the future?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,826 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Who's The Daddy? by LorriBetha reviews
Tara Palks was dared to sleep with seven boys by her enemy. She didn't think anything of it, until the seventh boy happened to be her best friend, Carter. And what'll she tell them when she fall's pregnant? Life's fast becoming a nightmare!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009
The Teenage Flame Dame by Reve de Neons reviews
Amelie was still yaking to her boyfriend Greg. TJ had told me secretly that he knew Greg was bisexual. I asked him how and the look he gave me and the way he acted will stay burned into my memory forever; "Hands on Experience" SLASH! Give it a chance!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,659 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Crash Course Lover by bleedingvalentine reviews
Sky's had a hard life. She ends up being caught between her 2 Good 2 B True BF and the Rough Edged Romantic who doesn't like to lose. He can't help it, he's Italian! Her boyfriend doesn't mean to hit her, and she doesn't mean to fall for someone else.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,066 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
My Wonderful Wonderland by xXMusicOfTheMoonAndStarsXx reviews
Aeromel Aero for short has a wonderland that's all hers. It's her secret. But when the walls come crashing down, and someone finds her sancuary what will happen. R R hopefully the story will be better, You know what the story is better.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009
Denver Mackenzie Has It All by It Was Still Fun reviews
My mother gives me a list of things my 'boyfriend' should have. She tells me to find a guy by the time my grandma comes to visit. My best friend Cole decides that Denver Mackenzie, the quarterback of the football team, is the perfect guy. Maybe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,110 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008
FUBAR by Phat Models reviews
Isabelle’s day started out just like any other. Wake up. Brush teeth. Get dressed. Eat low fat muffin. Drive to school. Accidentally walk in on bad boy Cain Riley screwing some girl in a locker room. Wait…That last one wasn’t supposed to happen. Oh, crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/20/2009
Misplaced Tragedy by K o i M a e reviews
Alexander McKinny is a normal teenaged boy. He has issues with friends, and most importantly in love. He is madly, deeply and purely in love with his best friend Christopher Baoudin. However, Christopher has pushed him away. So what does an only child who
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Kill to Be With You by bleedingvalentine reviews
ONE SHOT. When you tell someone that you love them no matter what, do you mean it? It's in second person, so put yourself there and tell me what you think okay! Imagine it... you realize you fell for a serial killer. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!:D
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Wanna Talk About the Irony? by Eralynn Marie reviews
I can not believe this. I used to be a normal teenage girl. But EVERYTHING changed. It's a new town, a new house, a new life, and a...guy that won't accept the word no? Trust me, I was NOT expecting this. Worse still, his TWIN is just as persistant!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
Loving Enemies by Chelsea Laviguer reviews
Carmen and Dimitri have been enemies since they were in the fifth grade. They've been inseperable. Now that they're starting their senior year in high school, how different will things be between them?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009
Nameless by Wylderaven reviews
It wasn’t the leather pants that got my attention, nor was it the clear pale eyes or the messy waves of hair that fell to the shoulders of his jacket. It was the fact that he was standing on my car... COMPLETE
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Walter by Chairo reviews
Somebody got pissed at the end of the World...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Grasping Reality by Cheese Addicts reviews
When Alicia wakes up from her coma, she's caught up in a reality full of drama. Her perfect life was gone, not to mention her perfect guy. But what happens when she finds he really exists in real life? Simple. She finds out he hates her. Reality sucks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,949 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Because of My Mother, I Need to Find HIM by ro2051 reviews
Mom:Darling, it's time you learn how to snatch a man. I'm sending you out there. Me:Out where? Mom:Where I got my first husband. Boarding school. Me:... Mom:And get a nice catch won't you, a rich one. Or else... I might have to cut you off. EDITING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006
English Paper: How We Survived Public Education by Qzie reviews
There are three rules to surviving the public school system. One: Don't fall for your best friend. Two: Know how to effectively use blackmail. Three: Never trust your math teacher. --Book One of Four--
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008
Famiy Portrait by SignsHerLettersWith Xs and Os reviews
When Case finds herself in yet another foster home she is disappointed,as is Logan Pearcy,part of the family she'll be staying with until he realizes that Case Sullivan isint one of his moms usual charity cases, for one shes a 17 year old girl & smokin ho
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009
With Love From Paris by Purple Glasses reviews
But you listened to her, didn’t you? I suppose the thought of losing her was just too much, and the thought of losing me was something you could live with.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Brother by Lai Anderson reviews
A big brother. A little sister. It was always the two of them for the last fifteen years. But what will happen when there is a new big sister in town?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,744 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007
All Boys School? Please, it's my school now by JDiane Riley reviews
Robyn Erwing has been going to Washington's Art School for boys for 3 years. When Aaron Cole her new roommate is convinced she's male; and gay. She can't help but hit on him. I mean he IS gorgeous.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,346 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Colored Monkeys and Colored Fairies by The one and only Chibs reviews
since when are monkeys colored?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
My little friend by ShortStuff287 reviews
As my average teenaged self, I find a small fairy in the grass and make friends with her, but when she makes me a strange proposition, things get a little crazy...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008
Fangs and Eyeliner by Valerie213 reviews
I knew it was going to be a drag. First days of school always suck. Especially when you're the outcast.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
The Problem with Clichés by kmad reviews
Ah, it’s a beautiful thing when best friends fall in love. Too bad I’m not one of them. Nobody ever thinks about who’s left behind when a cliché takes place, but here I am. And it is not a fun place to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
Allison Wonderland by DianaChristine reviews
Welcome to the teenage wonderland: everything from rebellion to self-destruction to, worst of all, love. Fifteen-year-old Allison Moss doesn't stand a chance. Or does she?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,726 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Girls for Boys by kmad reviews
Of all the schemes to get a boyfriend, getting yourself a girlfriend first SURE isn't one you hear often. Of course, it was nothing like the way it sounded, she just didn't elaborate fast enough to stop us from jumping to conclusions.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,494 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Only the Benefits by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
I hate you," he hissed. Rolling my eyes, I said, "The feeling is mutual." He shook his head, looking over my shoulder. Eyes growing wide, he whispered urgently, "Kiss me!" I blinked. "WHAT?" I asked, eyebrows up. "Kiss me, now!" He ordered, bending down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Play That One Love Song? by xXxXdaisyyXxXx reviews
Sent away to live with a family I have never metWhen I get there it turns out the boy Im living with is amazingly gorgeous.Him and his friends are in a band and they want me to join.A lot to take in.Im going to need lots of Twizzlers & Orange juice.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 29,002 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Mon Numero Un by lrazorbladel reviews
.Hate Me Spin-Off. The things that happen in high school are the things that you will never forget. Rayne is about to go through them all with her friends... Until something changes her forever. Rated T for occasional swearing. ON HIATUS.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Random is Friggin' Hilarious! by Lonzo reviews
So I got these Emails from my grandmother of all people. Seriously funny shit! I'll add more as they come! And some of them are from life, which is testament in the one about doctors...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Because One Cougar Is Never Enough by Entice reviews
After catching my boss romping with his soon to be ex-girlfriend like dogs on his office desk...well I figure that it can only get better from there. I just have to make sure to knock from now on...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008
The 'Things I Hate About Him' List by rip-it-hippie reviews
Jersey's room is filled with lists, reminding her what to do, where to go, who to call..but there's only one printed in her brain: Things I Hate About Him
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009
403 Forbidden by lipleaf reviews
A humorous look at the malfunction we all know and hate.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
While Being Chilled to the Marrow by TheOneYouSearchFor reviews
This is something I whipped up in chemistry class one day last year when my friend's gum chewing was turning me homicidal. Haha :
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
When Enemies Collide by Angelrobbins reviews
Then it hit me, something was wrong, something was very wrong and this woman, who I am almost sure had never spoken to; met; or had even heard the names of my parents, was crying because of it." It's a great story, bad summary. Prologue posted.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
Magic and Tigers by Daph J reviews
I am at university to study magic. Not cavort with boys. I am officially Sworn Off boys. Luckily my new best friend Finn understands. But the way he keeps looking at me? Really not helping.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009
Military Brat by LarynLaegh17 reviews
Brooke had always been the most popular girl at her old school. But when she moves to Kansas the kids don't notice her clothes or her beauty. So she and her siblings come up with a plan to become the most fabulous people the school has ever seen.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Poetry by She Who Stalks Chibi's reviews
All this silly poetry has never made much sense to me...'
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Dark Blood by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
My Sister And I by The one and only Chibs reviews
So I open my door and see my twin sis's boyfriend. It all goes well until he kisses me. help R and R plz
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
My Odd Love Story by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Call Me Crazy by rip-it-hippie reviews
His perfect body, perfect face, perfect hair. Call me crazy, but I hate him.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Yes, Virginia, there are Jews at the North Pole by History Bookworm reviews
Addie Schwartz had her winter break all planned out. That is until she becomes stuck working as an elf at her mall's meet and greet with Santa Claus. Now she's just trying to get through the holiday season with her sanity and sarcasm in tact.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009
Once Upon a Bad Idea by suupafly reviews
Throw an atheist into a Catholic school. Add her cousins, the stereotypical cheerleader and jock. Divide cliches, multiply parties, math nerds, and bad English. Mix in the revenge plot that brought them all together. All that's left is a bad idea.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
Ode To Walmart Shopping Cart Pusher Guy by Nocturne Authoress reviews
Today we salute you, Mr. Walmart Shopping Cart Pusher Guy...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Forget Me Not by chnops reviews
To me she was just a person, I guess. Just a person related to my boyfriend who had committed suicide who I had to stay away from at all costs lest she give me flashbacks about Max… Like I said, just a person. FxF
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
If Love Could Kill, This Would Be Its Playlist by SuperKoolBabe11796 reviews
When Allie Reynold finds her BFFL, Tanya ,dead, she is completely lost. The only hope in her dark life is her long lost best friend, Tommy Walters. When the truths comes out theres no escaping the havoc it'll cause, and the side effects it'll bring.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Brielle Gemson reviews
ONESHOT “Truth or Dare?” We were six. With our ears pressed against the screen of the window, we could scarcely hear the words that the older kids whispered late that night. “Dare.” Please R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Morphine by Valerie213 reviews
For Ethan and Dr. Spencer, this was just another brain cell transfer. "Don't get attached to your work, Ethan." But a beautiful experiment took his place. An alien, a robot...Inhuman.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009
Die, Everyone's Doing It by Euphorialie reviews
REMOVED. He was gasoline, I was spark, and together we set the world on fire. And that's only a partial metaphor. Think of all the trouble you can get into when you don't believe in anything and then strike a match.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Why aren’t we on TV? by Catlady172 reviews
Two teeagers, a cow pillow, Oprah, Chuck Norris, a magical fairy, toast, and a writer who sucks at summaries
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Twilight trailer by Catlady172 reviews
I think the title is pretty self explanatory
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009
Facebook Status by DiaRose reviews
Just a silly little thing about rumors, and gossip, and the way the modern teenager may respond. Hehe, I could really use some reviews, I'd adore you if you left one!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Kissed Me Where? by Denny Starbucks reviews
After being kissed by some girl in his class, Sirius du Noir is convinced that he is about to die. -After this, the incest shall be obvious-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
A fairytale gone wrong by VampiricxNerdx831 reviews
My sad attempt at a fairytale. I'm aware it's stupid, doesn't make sense, and relaly is a horrible fairytale. But my friends say it's funny so i'm posting it. it's only one chapter. Unless other people wnt to see more of my poor fairytales.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
A Grade Schooler, A Hair Ribbon, and Gummi Bears by The Storyteller's Apprentice reviews
And to think, their friendship was all because of a hair ribbon and a bag of gummi bears...
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
this lacks an eyecatching title by qveenofcvps reviews
have you ever wondered what color underwear hillary clinton is wearing at this very moment? or why vampires really sparkle in the sunlight? find out here! a Q&A that does not deserve to be called a story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
A Letter From Ace by Keena Clipp Katfish VII reviews
If my dog could write and speak English I think he would say all this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
The texter by Kiwi-kiwi6 reviews
What happens to those that are addicted. I couldn't find a topic on my list that matched this one, so it's in a category all on it's own.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Who Filled the Pool with Ice Cream? by MisSurreal De'ville reviews
Come one come all! We've got gingerbread walls and frosted window panes. There's cotton candy furniture and cookie ceilings. But most importantly, we've got a Strawberry Jam-filled pool-Ewah? Since when did that happen?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Dear Mister Doctor by MisSurreal De'ville reviews
Hello there sweetie. What's wrong? Did you break your arm again? Got the flu? What happened? 'Mr. Doctor, I think I should stay home.' Why's that? You'll have to read to find out. Sorry.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
A Moonlight Wish by MisSurreal De'ville reviews
I made a wish. 'For what' You're happiness. -Blink Blink- -Smiles- 'Thank you.' And it was under a full moon where two people found love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Hate Me by lrazorbladel reviews
Raylin is a perfectionist. Viper is a goth. They both do not believe in love. What happens when they meet? Rated T for language. -COMPLETED- Sequel Up!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,552 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
No Good Cheating Bastard by rip-it-hippie reviews
Forever and Always my ass. The no-good-cheating-bastard broke my heart. Now, with a new bestfriend, two brothers who are over protective, and an alcoholic for a mother; I'm on a mission.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009
Ugly Fingernails by MisSurreal De'ville reviews
You know you have ugly fingernails when...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Cookie Stealer by MisSurreal De'ville reviews
HEY! That's mine! and so the story begins...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
The Flower Girl by templeton21 reviews
My name is Molly. One night, someone shot me in the head. It should have been the end of my life. Instead, it was just the beginning and it all started when a mysterious man came to me, claiming that he was my guardian and he took an oath to protect me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Contradictions by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas by MisSurreal De'ville reviews
Twas the night before Christmas. And all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse. -scoffs- Yeah right!
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Losing it All by unlikely.story reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Definitely Different by risen.angel.from.hell reviews
One depressed girl. Two opposite lives. Three smitten guys. Four overwhelming parents. Five jealous bitches. Six fake friends. 3226 uncaring airheads...need I say more? --Rough Draft--
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
The Dating Game by kmad reviews
Q. What do chicken noises, 13 kisses, cocktails, white cards, Switzerland, movie tickets and meringue pie have in common? A. The Dating Game.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008
The Color of Water by iAmWillow reviews
Caitlynn stood with the gun to her head while the girl beside her just smiled and asked her to pass the soap bottle. Baffled at all? Caitlynn was.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008
Into the Wolves Den by Littless Hobit reviews
Wolves mate for life, great. Now try telling that to a girl that was kidnapped and claimed as a mate for the new leader of the werewolves pack! WARNING:Language, drama, and may have some material not too good for children. Undetermined HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,223 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
My Screwed Up Prince Charming by Littless Hobit reviews
Rocks tapped at my window, he must have not noticed the cracks on it already but the last rock he threw was huge. And it quite frankly shattered my window. I could hear him curse more- so, I held in a giggle. He really did suck at this.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Just Tell Me The Truth by DJ Rainey reviews
Elise and Justin were best friends and always straight with each other. So when Elise suddenly runs out of a classroom crying, what is he supposed to think?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
What to do When You've Been Cheated On by Continuance reviews
There are no guidelines to follow. What did I do? Well, I'm pretty sure that I did it wrong. I mean, laughing when you catch your wife cheating is definitely not the right course of action to take...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Cubic Zirconia by Pandora Clearly
My name is Renee. Winter killed my car and I'm stuck riding a stinky bus, on the one day that really matters to me. I guess finding something on my seat isn't so bad, but I find that sorrow always follows elation. ONESHOT WEIRDNESS
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
One Brown, One Blue by Pandora Clearly
My name is Samantha. I have one brown eye and one blue eye. The brown eye sees truth, but the blue eye sees much more. I would be just the average girl if my eyes weren't so different. I hope after today, my life will never be the same. ONESHOT WEIRDNESS
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Jam and Custard by Looking for Bliss reviews
There are several things very wrong with my life. Not the least of which is that my last, real, heartfelt relationship was when i was seven and there is still nothing in the fridge but Jam and Custard. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008
The Magic of Shooting Stars by MissCullentriss reviews
A girl is having visions of people she has never seen before. When she tries to ignore the strange visions, she realizes she is being followed by a myserious young man who may or may not be entirely human.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,684 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
Perfection is Imperfect: The Cross Over by Zenith Void reviews
“If I didn’t exist then how am I able to do this?” Max walked over to Nicole and pushed her into the mirror. This time she fell into the glass like falling into water.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008
There's Love Beneath this Pain by fading.rainbow.in.the.sky reviews
Having one friend out of the entire city you live in isn’t bad when the only friend that person has is you. Especially if you’ve been best friends since the second grade. Sure, we’ve been teased that we’re dating and whatnot, people have also been saying
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008
Beautiful Bitches by PurpleSnowflake reviews
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008
The Silver Creation by MissCullentriss reviews
The gov't creates a secret weapon that endangers every human being on earth. The creations, a new species plans to take over the planet and destroy the human race. But for Sidney, a 17year old creation girl, her love for a human may get get her in trouble
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008
The Most Super Disorder by null.account reviews
Baby I'm so ADD for you and me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
All for the Ball by soccergirl3661 reviews
Blake Wika loves soccer, and when she gets the chance to play with the boys, she jumps on it. Only problem, she's never really been around guys, and has never even had a boyfriend. At least her brother is on the team. Or maybe thats a problem...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Study Hall by Random Shy Girl reviews
A young junior high student heads off to study hall after school, hoping to get her homework done. Instead, she winds up in the middle of an awkward conversation between three high school students.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Our Society by null.account reviews
What if every celebrity, every "perfect" figure in the media was fake? Literally fake. This is a one-shot that I just thought of while looking at a magazine cover...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Test by royallyinsane1 reviews
What would you do if a man came into your classroom with a gun? ...Probably not what you would think.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
The AIM Dairies by DreamBuggyFlyAwayHome reviews
Ever wanted to take a peek at someone elses AIM convo? Heres your chance! Dive into the world of teenager AIMers as they spill secrets, make lovers, have fights and play as dirty as they can get, in what they THINK is a private conversation over AIM...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
A Complicated Friendship by jennycraig10 reviews
He was her best friend, the guy she loved, but he left. Nine years later, Holly helps her new best friend, Vic, fall in love with the new guy at school, but only to find out the new guy is really the boy she loved long ago. COMPLETED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,064 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Study Hell by JulianneHannes reviews
Six teens find themselves locked in a deserted classroom with a note on the board that says that three of them are dead and at the end of each hour they have to pick one to be dead or else the death toll will rise...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
I wish to be Elsewhere III by Chewie88 reviews
all i wanted was to live a normal average life. what have i ever done wrong? i ran away. yes. but you cant be THAT angry can you? i mean like ur stil LIVING! not dead or anything yet.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Sugarcoated Thorns and Snickers Bars by DreamBuggyFlyAwayHome reviews
Bellina likes to runaway with her imagination. Don't let her smart-ass comments and humorous thoughts trick you. Shes's hiding, covering up, and running away the only way she knows how, from what is only known as "the monster." In Bellina's whimsical min
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
Shut Up and Work by MyWorldisBlack reviews
a song we made up in Maths class to the tune of "Rihanna - Shut Up and Drive"
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Sooner or Later by JaneBarrie reviews
My world was perfect, or so it seemed. That is until I got pregnant. How do I tell my best friend, who has a girlfriend, that I am carrying his child? Oh that's right, I won't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,408 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The Nightmare Before Christmas by October Rose reviews
It doesn't matter how much romantic fiction you read. Nothing can ever prepare you for the real thing when it comes. A pity Reese Farrelly hasn't noticed that the day has finally arrived... in the form of Seth Wakefield.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,544 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
Bittersweet by Euphorialie reviews
Nothing seemed right in Almont. Unusual happenings, uncannily attractive people, and yellow eyes in the darkness force Alessa to believe the impossible, vampires are real. But will she be able to survive? Angst, vampires, and excessive sarcasm. R&R!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,926 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
To Capture in Being the Perfect Couple by ro2051 reviews
He's obsessed over having the 'perfect' girlfriend. The only way he can have one... is to train one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The Cute One by angels and airwaves reviews
Then he smiled. This gorgeous, dazzling smile that took my breath away. 'CUTE', I muttered,[or so I thought]. He froze. I guess when your iPod is blasting Aerosmith in your ears, you don't realize you're 50 decibels too loud. Well done, Isabel. Well done.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Cupid Has Bad Aim by PigeonRat reviews
I had the perfect boyfriend, the perfect grades, and the somewhat perfect life… And then twin brothers Charles and Ian just had to enter in the picture. God damn it Cupid, don't you know how to aim!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005
This is Our Year by DianaChristine reviews
Dad's out of the picture now. Mom's a mess. And we have to move to a new town just before school starts. At least there's that cute football player, but he has his own issues. And why can't I stop thinking about the emo guy next door?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Protecting Kitten by J. Abigail reviews
I was the only girl born into a family of all males: 3 protective older brothers, 8 protective cousins. They had the power and I didn't...Literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
Love And All That Nonsense by forgedcomplexity reviews
A mock premarital agreement. Satire mostly. "BE IT KNOWN that from this day, the two parties enlisted agree to abide by all legalistic bindings of time, space and that guy with the pointy arrow...."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
Out The Window by PigeonRat reviews
My best friend kissed me, my worst enemy is my date for Winter Formal, and the queen of fashion is asking ME for advice... And all because my mother threw out all my clothes!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005
By Any Other Name by DianaChristine reviews
Jenna has an eating disorder, but she doesn't call it that. She also keeps a diary, but she doesn't call it that either. What happens when her diary is stolen and the worst person in the world reads it?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
True to You by DianaChristine reviews
Shawn's running away to California when he finds Sarah, alone with a duffle bag full of cash, without the slightest idea of who she is or how she got there. So why shouldn't he pretend he's her boyfriend?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Complete
All in Nothing by Aegof reviews
The Gods have power over everything... right?
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete