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Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
A Life To Pursue by ilymtwces reviews
Art calms me, Ryan McAllister. So does skateboarding. When I'm offered a job as a stunt double for the famous Zane Ryker so I could go to art school, of course I say yes. Me? Ryan? I'm a girl. SEQUEL IS OUT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,474 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
My International Slip Up by chewyy the moofin reviews
I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,152 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
Jump by we've got obsessions reviews
You have enchanted me. A collection of the short poems I've written for him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,317 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Last Cry by LightPrevails reviews
A year has changed everything for Mary and her friends, especially her feelings for Leon. But with Bastion's return, she's yet again in a world of secrecy. Will the realization of the Welles truth make her turn away or bring her closer to Bastion?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,147 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010
Hello My Name's Hostage by chazza-x reviews
I just wanted a Dr Pepper, not to get kidnapped by an insanly hot man. Oh and then, pretending I was his wife, should have been fun. But nooo, now I'm being put on death's row. Joy above joy, all I wanted was to get a freaking Dr Pepper! R&R LWTF winner!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,620 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
For C by we've got obsessions reviews
You might never know how much you mean to me.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
What If? by RedRogue55 reviews
What if Ryder lived? Monika's now having the baby, she's moved into his room in the dorm house and she talking marriage... and Ryder won't stop staring at me. I might be able to get over him, if I just knew he was over me. Alternate Jonnie Sequel
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009
The Vow by kanders reviews
It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,223 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Searching for the One by LightPrevails reviews
It's prom and even though I hate it...I've gotta find someone. Too bad I'm a magnet for rejection. --Tammy Ugh...why doesn't she just ask? Doesn't she know I've loved her since the first grade? -- Jimmy. It's time to expect the unexpected. ONEHSOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
The Obsession of Love by LightPrevails reviews
Deathly shy girls don't have three things: a heard voice, confidence , and a guy. I didn't expect any of that to change at my new school. But Bastion Welles sees something in me. And he has made me his obsession...and no matter what...I'm going to be his.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,562 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
The Guy with the Green Belt by LightPrevails reviews
I love belts. He was the guy with the green belt. I love him. Too bad he thinks I'm a freak. ONESHOT. I just wanted to say this story has like no concept…I wrote it on a whim. So um…don't expect much
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Jeremy by sisterhoodfan reviews
Thats his name.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Í Nærveru Sálar by ShockinglySweet reviews
Some people can do stuff that others can't. Like touch their nose with their tongue. Antoinette lives in a world where things are a bit grander than that, but even there - amongst those who can't really be considered human - there's always someone special
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,119 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Relatively Married by jeepers09 reviews
When their parents die suddenly, step-siblings Luke and Katie have to join forces to keep 17-year-old Katie out of foster care. So she agrees to Luke's crazy plan and for the next 9 months they're man and wife. Maybe they'll even start to like each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
The Word Love by LightPrevails reviews
Amelia was overweight and over her limit of tardiness to class. In her last resort, she is sentenced to her school health program. Getting fit meant nothing to her and neither did love. Of course not her trainer, Tristan...or did he mean it all? COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,234 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Meant to Be by insomkneeack reviews
I know you much better than she does. I get your humor, I understand your taste in music, I'm there when you need a shoulder to lean on. So, tell me, why are you dating her, and not me? Inspired by You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
But He's My TEACHER! by Sarah-Child reviews
Alex is an honor student who is always logical and reasonable. But what happens when she meets Lucas Anderson the gorgeous new AP English Teacher? Inner chaos ensues. She knows it's wrong, but will that stop her? TeacherxStudent Please RR!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,679 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007
Fingerprints by E. Liz Collins reviews
Colt just wanted to finish his sentence on J.P. Ranch and get on with his life. He didn't expect someone like Jamie to show up and make his life as miserable as possible. But when Colt discovers the secrets she's been trying to hide, everything changes...
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,607 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
The Rising Sun by E. Liz Collins reviews
Dragons, elves, sorcerers, and ancient wars. A young girl, rejected because of her blood, must learn to choose her own path and find her own destiny. But training a dragon, falling in love, and fulfilling a prophecy are more difficult than she imagined.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,436 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Jonnie the Sequel by RedRogue55 reviews
Hey, me again... still trying to move on after my jolting tragedy, and surviving being handcuffed to the perv Trent when Talulah gets tired of our bickering. And acting school is fun, but how can you tell when the actors stop acting?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
The Anatomy of a Player by RedRogue55 reviews
Jonnie Spin-Off: What makes up a player? Is it the charm? The skills? The lovers? Lea sets out for the big game, to unravel the mystery of the rare breed of man-whore, the Trentonus-Wilderificus, while not becoming his prey. Again. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Open Wounds by E. Liz Collins reviews
*sequel- SaS* He would always be there to protect me. He would never let Derek hurt me again. It seemed too perfect when he promised it 6 years ago. But where is he now, when my past has come back to haunt me and old wounds are being reopened? -FINISHED-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,949 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Vampires Even eternity has to end one day by MysticShadowcat reviews
Layne, a young vampire, has a strange dream and wants to find out what it's about. What he doesn't know is that Elizabeth, a human girl, has the same dream and that the two are part of a prophecy. Translation of "Vampire-Auch die Ewigkeit hat mal ein Ende
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Dear PianoPlaying Girl, by Just Your Standard Angel reviews
A series of never-sent letters from crusher to crushee, recounting their romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
White by ShockinglySweet reviews
We all have different ways of coping with a tragedy...however, poor little Samantha Winters tops most. On Hiatus
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
For the Love of the Game by i found nemo reviews
She's a football obsessed cheerleader who ends up coaching the school team. He thinks her place is on the sidelines. Mutual hatred? Yep. Sometimes the last person you want to be with is the one person you can't resist. AWFUL, read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,916 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Secrets and Scars by E. Liz Collins reviews
Jessica is quiet and reserved. Tyler tries to befriend her, but something about her remains aloof. As she slowly begins to open to him, Ty discovers the secrets she has kept hidden along with her physical and emotional scars. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,352 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete