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Angst—Angustia Collected Poems by Manuel Fajar reviews
PG-dark images, cynicism, pessimism, anti-Creationism, questionable language. Corrosive vapors and liquids—wear protective clothing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 176 - Words: 21,010 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/5/2004
Revolution by Mi.Ishi reviews
A rebel group fights for a world that cowers in fear under the oppressive thumb of its rulers, and for the truth in a world shrouded with lies of the world. Nat becomes wrapped in this underground world, to get away from her fake life, and meets Jax, a Para user, whose connection with the earth may be mankind's last salvation.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008
Chasing Myths by Shay Blair reviews
A paranormal investigator investigates a mysterious circus.What awaits her there?Will she find love from a mysterious source,and what is the real truth? Discontinued for lack of time to write.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
While Screaming at the Moon by Caecilia reviews
Calyx thought they could last forever... See what happens if anyone tries to prove her wrong. --BEING REWRITTEN--
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
A Heart Is Where the Home Is by JohnnyYNot reviews
This is a story about a young man's struggle while living alone on the streets of New York City. In the end it's a love story - it's about hope, it's about faith, and ultimately, it's about the power of human kindness.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
To Love a Fox by Fox's Rose reviews
This series of poems is dedicated to my soul mate Logan Thomas Cording, who passed away suddenly on November 8, 2008. This is all for you Fox, so everyone else can experience the joy that you gave me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
Winter by lipleaf reviews
A haiku about my favorite season of the year. After all, who doesn't love winter? Three stanzas.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Shadows of Silence by kozmic blues reviews
In the distant future, the government is secretly working to abolish the five senses. Eli, a paranoid outsider of a man, is needed for their cruel experiments.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Fnir Zr sebz Guvf Uryy by Naked Geese Reunion reviews
WCC May; not quite sure what this is...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
the song of love by OrosGirl reviews
a male siren falls in love with a young man what will happen? will it be forever?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
This is Spring Cleaning by Luuk reviews
Peter Davis, an unlucky bank accountant, comes home to his flat one day after work to witness something very unusual; his former best friend, turned demon hunter, is doing something unspeakable in his apartment! M/M
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Wendake by SuzannaR reviews
She never understood what people meant when they said "fall in love". That sounded like perhaps a sudden accident!Her love was not like that...not sudden. Her love always was.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,992 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
Six Words by Radioactive reviews
Surrealist memories of Paris, the golden age, an old man we all know well.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
The Example by SuzannaR reviews
Vignette. A deserter in the Great War pays the ultimate price.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Unnamed Vampire Story by WRM reviews
Jonothan Vanderlen happens to have a few interesting quirks. Like working nightshift at the crime lab and drinking blood. Jonothan happens to be a Vampire, and when a horrific murder takes place, he ends up finding out dark secrets about this little city.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
Dull Knives Can Stab by mikey magee reviews
Brian Runner is a man with a horrible past, and secret. Can he face them, or with will they destroy him completely?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Girl with a Boy's Name by Impersonating Sugar reviews
It's not just a name, it's a way of life. Kyle is hardcore tomboy. Looks the part too. Plays every sport the school offers. But a new guy comes and she falls for him--hard. Problem is, she's still one of the guys. What's an ungirly girl to do? R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,373 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Mythos by Koolerkid reviews
A story of a world made from human imagination - and the story of a homicidal Little Red Riding Hood and her friends who must fight the rising tide of darkness.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008
Down The Rabbit Hole by xxgivemesunshine reviews
Morgan is not a normal boy. Join him in his adventures through the Sunshine Hospital For the Mentally Insane. What happens when your imaginary friend turns out to be a pretty bad guy? Murder, sex, and stolen medication. That's what.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,038 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
A Secret by Profound Whatever reviews
A secret. Isn't that a shocker?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Roadhouse D and D by Nolonegrusedaccount reviews
The members of the Roadhouse have all been kidnapped by a mysterious person and forced into a room where, if they don't play a game of D&D they will suffer a fate worse than death...supposedly.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,205 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RemarkableMen reviews
Suddenly, I knew exactly what was going on. Reaching up, I ripped off the goggles from my eyes, Emerald City becoming the Twilight Zone as the dim blacks and whites of a moonlit night came into focus and like a magic decoder in a children’s puzzle, revea
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008
Cherry by doodlelover reviews
He was a young man in a hospital. She was a young woman just trying give help he didn't want. He remembered what started it all; her stupid cherry perfume.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008
Deadly Dominion Pilot Part I by LeoBrZ81 reviews
A young martial artist's goal of uncovering the secrets behind his father's secret life and death brings him to a foreign world, where a universal tradition in the form of a fabled tournament is set to take place... and be forever corrupted by evil.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008
Consumed by english summer rain reviews
first impressions are never, ever accurate. /twinned with 'consumed by the blood and the lies'. rated t for minor gore.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Tatterdemalion by The Glass Raven reviews
Jace is a young man, traumatized by his uncle after being forced to live with him. He decides to finally escape the man's grasp one day and heads out on his own. Jace finds himself believing he is a demon and must fulfill a prophecy.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008
Real Monsters by Violent Messiah reviews
Young Franklin doesn't believe in monsters; he's got enough real things to be scared of. However, one late night encounter may change his mind about monsters for good. A one shot side story based off upcoming vampire serial. BWB Sept. Challenge entry
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
Darkness Eternal by Ember Eyed Girl reviews
/SONG:LYRICS/ Vengeance and pain.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
The Curious Incident at Castlegate by Jericho Monday reviews
Dr. Benjamin Hurst is called from Boston to the town of Castlegate, Virginia, to investigate whether or not Marianne Walker is mad or a witch.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
L'Italiano Story by Call me Mars reviews
Venice, Italy; 1543. The streets are not safe for the Doge's son who was chosen by the Council of Ten to be the next Doge. Everyone is out to get him. Out for revenge. So how can a silent love triangle come into this? -SLASH-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
An Anti Hero's Tale by Violent Messiah reviews
Zombies walk the Earth, hungry for living flesh & a hero is needed to save the day! Unfortunately, all we got is Morgan, a chain smoking, hard drinking, recreational drug using social misfit teen. This may not end well, folks. Harsh language & violence!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,778 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Fact or Fiction? by Nolonegrusedaccount reviews
Those who believe, and those who do not should come on in because I am on your side...vague enough for you?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008
Masquerade by Razzleeee reviews
Oliver Drake lives a dual-life: England's most famous photographer, and most famous serial killer dubbed Polaroid Prince. Everything changes for him when he meets a blind girl named Anna.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008
The Morning After by Violent Messiah reviews
Julie is a typical party girl who likes to go out, drink and have a good time. Wonder if she's ready to deal with the unusual consequences of one strange night...the morning after?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Orphaned dreams by Kirsten's-Moody reviews
A girl from the circus is stuck in her dream where everything seams so real....
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008
Aural in the Newer Sense of the Word by waiting4haykin reviews
It's an oral presentation of his love for her. It's a new type of oral sex.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Captain's Favor by sckry reviews
Captain O'Malley, air pirate of 'The Dorian' stands on the pedestal of victory. Navy craft destroyed, prisoners, and nemesis under the tender care of the crew. The only one unhappy is the Captain's Favour. Oneshot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008
Andromeda On The Rocks by Tommy Atkins reviews
Well if I summarized this Haiku, then you wouldn't need to read it...after all, it's only 17 syllables.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Cheese, Crackers, Milk, Sandwich by Frore reviews
There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2006
¿Who Made Who and Why? Haiku by Manuel Fajar reviews
There is a question about origins, some people think that Faith can answer it.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
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