DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Is female and of legal age to drive, vote, join the Army, etc.

Is afraid of flash photography--so no pictures please.

Has been in love.

Has nearly drowned twice.

Scorns pencils, pens and markers when possible preferring to write in crayon. (I love crayons. Love them.)

Admits to having a special place in her heart for Tom Lehrer, whose songs are so cheerfully morbid. "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" is a personal favorite.

Most of the poems on here are dedicated to Patsy, who I didn't realize I knew until after she was gone.

And to Sylvia Plath.

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