Author has written 1 story for Humor.
I will be who I wish to be. As for now, I am a flying unicorn who enjoys card games and good conversation. If you don't like unicorns, deal with it. If you don't play cards, I can teach you. If you detest conversation, you are not human. You're probably a cyborg of sorts who belongs on the Terminator set. Don't worry, though. John Connor won't find out you're reading this page. (winks) It's our secret. Lulz.
My goals are simple:
1. Get a doberman.
I steal my brother's clothes.
I read more than I write.
Hi-Chew (grape) is the best candy ever.
Alexander Ludwig is hot.
I have my lame moments.
My friends are stupid, and they love it. But I love them anyway. I love stupid people.
I reply to all reviews.
I love talking to different people.
"Trick" by Skylar Alexander is bloody awesome. Read it.
I am a certified bitch.
Metal Gear Solid is awesome. "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!"
I like cute cartoons.
I have a diva complex.
Dani California by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is the most awesome song ever.
I've got a thing for cars.
Tactless is my middle name.
I am not emo.
Those who call me as such shall suffer. Virtually.
About My Lined-up Stories and Stuff:
Pwn3d. Please go check it out. ;)
Random Rhymefest, Much? is one of my 'lighter' works.
Views on Plagiarism:
As I've stated above, I love stupid people. Except people who are stupid enough to plagiarize. I'll have you know that all authors that have been victims of plagiarism lose their will to write since someone's just stealing their brainchildren. You think I'm being a drama queen now? I'm not. Plagiarism is like violating their trust. In a way. It's not a nice thing to do, in short.
Shame on those who plagiarize.