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About reachforit:

I will be who I wish to be. As for now, I am a flying unicorn who enjoys card games and good conversation. If you don't like unicorns, deal with it. If you don't play cards, I can teach you. If you detest conversation, you are not human. You're probably a cyborg of sorts who belongs on the Terminator set. Don't worry, though. John Connor won't find out you're reading this page. (winks) It's our secret. Lulz.

My goals are simple:

1. Get a doberman.
2. Be a successful person in all aspects of my life. But I don't want to be a successful failure, mind you.
3. Finish Pwn3d.

I steal my brother's clothes.

I read more than I write.

Hi-Chew (grape) is the best candy ever.

Alexander Ludwig is hot.

I have my lame moments.

My friends are stupid, and they love it. But I love them anyway. I love stupid people.

I reply to all reviews.

I love talking to different people.

"Trick" by Skylar Alexander is bloody awesome. Read it.

I am a certified bitch.

Metal Gear Solid is awesome. "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!"

I like cute cartoons.

I have a diva complex.

Dani California by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is the most awesome song ever.

I've got a thing for cars.

Tactless is my middle name.

I am not emo.

Those who call me as such shall suffer. Virtually.


About My Lined-up Stories and Stuff:

Pwn3d. Please go check it out. ;)

Random Rhymefest, Much? is one of my 'lighter' works.


Views on Plagiarism:

As I've stated above, I love stupid people. Except people who are stupid enough to plagiarize. I'll have you know that all authors that have been victims of plagiarism lose their will to write since someone's just stealing their brainchildren. You think I'm being a drama queen now? I'm not. Plagiarism is like violating their trust. In a way. It's not a nice thing to do, in short.

Shame on those who plagiarize.

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,025 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Something In The Summer Air by pixiepoptartz reviews
Three weeks was a long time. As she snapped the Twix bar in half, she glanced at him and wondered if he knew she was about to do the same to his heart. He smiled at her then, and she felt herself melt faster than the chocolate in her mouth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,427 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009
Checkers by GermanSam reviews
Did you recently discover that you are a princess having to compete in a competition for a royal crown that yesterday you weren't even aware exsisted? Yeah...welcome to my world... *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Trick DRAFT by Skylar Alexander reviews
REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Advocate: The Last Judgement by Kitai Matsuru reviews
*UPDATED in APRIL* Sequel to Advocate-When something precious goes missing, it's up to the devil's advocate to find it, but behind the scene lies a deeper problem, and it's one that could destory the very foundation of their world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 593,770 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 12/16/2005
Fists and Lipsticks 2: The Silver Crescent by hiro0911 reviews
-- "I want glow-in-the-dark STARS on my ceiling." -- Sequel to Fists and Lipsticks
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 67 - Words: 266,154 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: In the Absence of Light by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
With the time of my impending doom fast approaching, there is little left to do but become the most beloved in the lands. But nobody ever said it would be easy. And it's still unclear whether I really will be awakened...or sleep for an eternity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
How To Seduce a Millionaire by Queen Anabella reviews
It was the perfect cliché plan from her radical best friend and roommate: seduce the millionaire, get the cash. But the millionaire's a bit of a bastard, unfortunately. Things never go as smoothly as planned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,298 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/12/2007
One Hundred Years by aneman333 reviews
One hundred years after Amala's story, Tailfeathers comes to Lily to ask if she is ready to take him as her mate. Predicably, she turns him away. But when he shows up again only hours later with news about some mutated shapeshifters, she agrees to help.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,421 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Skin Deep by aneman333 reviews
Things are looking up for twenty year old maiden, Amala. Until she's taken from her home and brought to the Shadowland. Its a world unlike the one she knows, inhabited by Shadows, vampires, Crows, and shapeshifters. As well as a young man, named Keir.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,173 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Chosen by Deppfan31 reviews
Two years after peace had been declared, and every year after that, Royal Guards were dispatched to neighboring towns, and ten young men and women were chosen to live in the palace and celebrate peace and their great king. They were never seen again. Aeleisa Trilogy - Book 1
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,932 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Fists and Lipsticks by hiro0911 reviews
He is the notorious yet exceptionally handsome school gang leader. She is the transfer student in his school, who is also attractive and ALSO a gang leader. What happens if they meet? An exchange of fists? Or something more complex...like love?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 77 - Words: 186,928 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Bonded by aneman333 reviews
At age sixteen a princess discovers that she is to be 'bonded' to a vampire she only knows through myth and legend as the Dragon. But when he is dragged into a war with his sire, she has to save him and his people. But does she want to? Announcement Ch.24
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 223,698 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: Prelude to an Evening by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,726 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Bound by Anterrabae reviews
The blade sliced into her thumb, drawing forth a ribbon of blood that dripped down across her palm. She curled her fingers over it and squeezed. Yes, there was beauty in the way the cut stung, in the way that her blood ran and fell back to the earth...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,142 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Advocate by Kitai Matsuru reviews
COMPLETE-Full summary inside-Matt, a sorcerer, is collecting talismans to destroy a demon. Sarah, a thief, needs a lot of money. Davin, a hunter, just wants to have some fun, but behind every facade there's another,and some stories aren't meant to be told
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 248,634 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
Black Coffee by FireBringer reviews
He was an uncomplicated boy who just happened to infuriate her. She was bitter, twisted and only wanted sex from him. So what does he do? Falls in love with her...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Random Rhymefest, Much?
Whoever said that Alyssa Keegan couldn't write poetry is obviously daft. I mean, read her spontaneous rhymes over IM!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete