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8/26/09 - I had one of those little three-in-the-morning brain bubbles last night, and it turned into Souls for Sale. It's short and rather nonsensical, but I'm fairly fond of it.
I'll tell you my name is Kaye; whether I'm lying or not is up to you to decide. (Hint: I am.)
I've been told I'm a little eccentric, sometimes cynical and a bit nerdtastic. I talk too fast and drink too much coffee; 'sleep' is something for only when there's nothing better to do. I'm mostly a lurk-in-the-shadows kind of gal, but occasionally I'll make a brief appearance in the light. I often wear ridiculous hats and laugh at the reactions. I'm actually incredibly vain, but I'll deny it to my dying breath if you so accuse me. I start slowly dying inside every moment there's not a piece of gum in my mouth, and although my room can be as messy as you please, I'd rather die than see my bookshelf anything less than meticulous. I sometimes lie just for the fun of it, so anything I tell you should be taken with caution (or reckless abandon, if it so floats your boat).
So that's me. (Or is it?)
Souls for Sale: So you'd like to sell your soul? That's great. But who says that just because she's an evil (business-running) sorceress, she wants it? /ONESHOT/