Formally Maya Yamakata

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland ~ Woody Allen

I'm Max. My aliases include Fuzz, Maya, Blue One, Phoenix, Morgan, Phyllis, Morg, Phyl, Songbird, and Fun-Sized. I'm a oxymoron, which is much better than a regular moron. I GOT A REPLACEMENT FOR THE REPLACEMENT OF THE REPLACEMENT IPOD! MY BRAIN HURTS! I am the terribly annoying type of writer that has far too many ideas, and subsequently never seems to finish anything. I can never force something out, my Plot Moose revolts if I try. And he bites. And Moose bites can be quite painful. I know, a moose once bit my sister. and my brother, he was carving his name on the Moose at the time.

I don't like to hate anyone, I try not to, I don't like the feeling I get when I hate people. I may not be random (with the exception of when I'm hyper), but I seem to be an acquired taste. I don't think anyone hates me, but not many people know me. And if they do, I wasn't notified. My friends are the most awesomest people ever, because they were all born in the year of the dog. 'Cept Superstar, she was born in the year of the Rooster. Yes, I'm into the Chinese Zodiac thing. I'm also into the normal Zodiac thing.

Quotes

When one door closes, another opens, but we often look so long and regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us ~ Alexander Graham Bell

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read ~ Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five ~ Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana ~ Groucho Marx

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality ~ Jules de Gaultier

Every great oak tree was once a couple of nuts who stood their ground ~ Anonymous

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong ~ Baltasar Gracian

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers ~ Woody Allen

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated - Poul Anderson

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story ~ Don Snyder

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wantsStephen King

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland ~ Woody Allen

Inside jokes that you wouldn't understand unless you know me!

PINK! It's a mixture of white and red! It's so feminine! it reminds me nothing of who I am!

I know, I'll blow the house up! Oh, but then he'll be dead. I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Wait, I don't know how to do that. And I don't really need a duck. Oh, this is going to be harder than I thought.

Heeheehee, I love checklists.

GIFTLAND!!

I am an unhappy Octopus.

Pineapple crush.

Kill Morgan.

You need a chill pill, you need a bigger chill pill, you need a girlfriend and you need a life.

Old faithful.

Wabba Fett.

I hate you. You're my best friend! I hate you.

Are you ignoring me? He's ignoring me. Don't ignore me!

Micheal Gorbichev

Galade

Gardivore! Wiggle Eyebrows

LAAAYZERS!

Indubitably! ~ Kai

Yes, I know my profile is too long. Thank you for noticing. Peace out.