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Joined 08-16-08, id: 626781, Profile Updated: 06-21-11
Author has written 11 stories for Fantasy, General, Play, Romance, and Young Adult.

Formally Maya Yamakata


I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland ~ Woody Allen

I'm Max. My aliases include Fuzz, Maya, Blue One, Phoenix, Morgan, Phyllis, Morg, Phyl, Songbird, and Fun-Sized. I'm a oxymoron, which is much better than a regular moron. I GOT A REPLACEMENT FOR THE REPLACEMENT OF THE REPLACEMENT IPOD! MY BRAIN HURTS! I am the terribly annoying type of writer that has far too many ideas, and subsequently never seems to finish anything. I can never force something out, my Plot Moose revolts if I try. And he bites. And Moose bites can be quite painful. I know, a moose once bit my sister. and my brother, he was carving his name on the Moose at the time.

I don't like to hate anyone, I try not to, I don't like the feeling I get when I hate people. I may not be random (with the exception of when I'm hyper), but I seem to be an acquired taste. I don't think anyone hates me, but not many people know me. And if they do, I wasn't notified. My friends are the most awesomest people ever, because they were all born in the year of the dog. 'Cept Superstar, she was born in the year of the Rooster. Yes, I'm into the Chinese Zodiac thing. I'm also into the normal Zodiac thing.


Quotes


When one door closes, another opens, but we often look so long and regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us ~ Alexander Graham Bell

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read ~ Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five ~ Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana ~ Groucho Marx

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality ~ Jules de Gaultier

Every great oak tree was once a couple of nuts who stood their ground ~ Anonymous

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong ~ Baltasar Gracian

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers ~ Woody Allen

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated - Poul Anderson

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story ~ Don Snyder

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wantsStephen King

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland ~ Woody Allen


Inside jokes that you wouldn't understand unless you know me!

PINK! It's a mixture of white and red! It's so feminine! it reminds me nothing of who I am!

I know, I'll blow the house up! Oh, but then he'll be dead. I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Wait, I don't know how to do that. And I don't really need a duck. Oh, this is going to be harder than I thought.

Heeheehee, I love checklists.

GIFTLAND!!

I am an unhappy Octopus.

Pineapple crush.

Kill Morgan.

You need a chill pill, you need a bigger chill pill, you need a girlfriend and you need a life.

Old faithful.

Wabba Fett.

I hate you. You're my best friend! I hate you.

Are you ignoring me? He's ignoring me. Don't ignore me!

Micheal Gorbichev

Galade

Gardivore! Wiggle Eyebrows

LAAAYZERS!

Indubitably! ~ Kai


Yes, I know my profile is too long. Thank you for noticing. Peace out.

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Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Cat's-Eye PI: Beacon by Storyteller Knight reviews
Complete! 14 children have been kidnapped in the past three weeks, and the Cat's-Eye Team is on the case. Their investigation leads them closer to discovering why the Speaker kidnapped Gregory, and finding Sade.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
French Kisses by Jerk-me-around reviews
It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Cat's-Eye PI: European League of Heroes by Storyteller Knight reviews
Complete! Following the events of Remnant, the Cat's-Eye team are celebrated as heroes for saving Atlanta. Then the White Serpent escapes and a super villain from Gregory's past tracks him down, leading to a deadly alliance between crime lord and serial killer.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,374 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
The Design of Pseudo Attraction by Lyssa O reviews
So this preppy girl’s desperately in love with the bad boy who’s totally crushing on his best friend who is actually in love with her brother’s athletic best friend who is lusting after his nerdy tutor but really, I just want to graduate. Skow Challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Cat's-Eye PI: Remnant by Storyteller Knight reviews
Complete! Gregory returns as the Speaker sends his four top assassins to Atlanta to deal with the Cat's-Eye team. When even the Shadow Walker's help proves not enough, Cat takes an experimental drug that has some terrible consequences. Sequel to Cat's-Eye PI
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Old World Charm by Quill-and-Blood reviews
The first thing I noticed about her was that she looked like a tragic heroine of a black and white movie. She was so stunning that it astounded me that I was the only one who even gave her a look. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Cat's-Eye Private Investigators by Storyteller Knight reviews
Complete! After years of working as a sidekick, Catalina Sans-Presance and her superhero alter ego, the Bengal, move to Atlanta to fight against a crime lord known as the White Serpent.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
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Vanilla Skies reviews
A collection of moments in the life of the new knights-to-be. Latest Chapter:'Maya's Story' Eric and Maya get some water. Eric gets more than he bargained for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,230 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/18/2009
Touching Lives
The people in our lives touch us in ways we can't always understand. For those who leave their footprints on our heart.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Published: 7/23/2010
Dangerous reviews
Sakura Shinome, the jewel of the Shinome clan. Sano Tsukikara, rough and tumble knight intend on getting out of Pyrovillia. Together, love that survives everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009
According to Rosewoods reviews
Harmonia has the perfect life. When her boyfriend pops the question she has to reconcile with her past and her family. But can he deal with the Rosewoods, a crazy creative clan Harmony thought she left behind? And what does Ben have to do with it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009
Pretty Sure reviews
“I may be crazy, but I’m pretty sure I love you.” “You’re crazy,” she said shortly. “Well, at least one of us is certain.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
Apart reviews
Six kids spent their summer in an abandoned house last summer. They made a promise that they wouldn't speak when school started. But they're miserable. This is one day in their lives now. WARNING: Angsty.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Kita's Pain
Oneshot. A little insight on the struggle of Kita.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Fly reviews
1 act. Ashton and Delilah discuss flying.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Remembrance
One-shot. No plot. Kai tells Juju about some of the people he's met on his travels.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Colors of the Wind reviews
Maya left five years ago, and now Zuko has come to bring her home. But, Maya doesn't want to go home yet! Can he convince her, or will she show him why she wants to stay. Will the visit awaked long lost feelings? Based on song from Pocahontas
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Scents reviews
Oneshot. Zuko, Maya, Juju, and Kai are all spending time at home, and Kai asks an unusual question.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete