REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.

REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.

REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since preschool? That’s even worse. REWRITE!

Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED

“A girl likes a guy with initiative,” she says, over and over.

[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”

There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.

A Catholic school girl overhears a conversation between two boys and makes a few assumptions. Filled with sexual innuendos and implied slash(That's MxM!, folks) [mini one-shot]