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kazoua reviews
m/m Life is one big mess. Between mucking up relationships, visiting his shrink, and dealing with repressed 'mommy' issues, Spencer doesn't have the energy for happiness. Until, that is, Vincent - oblivious and charming - walks in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 8/5/2008
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Unfurling reviews
I'm like a tortoise. Often in a relationship I stay within my shell while others seek me out. This is my confession.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Anxiety
I didn't know what to call it until now. Anxiety is a fickle lover.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Complete
Comic Book Reality reviews
When your Girlfriend is a Supervillian life gets interesting. (Author Note: Send me IDEAS!)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/17/2016
In Gender reviews
What are the gender rules to a one night stand? As with most of my stories I like to play the field when it comes to masculine and feminine. (Probably has all the typos. Didn't read over, just wrote because I had inspiration.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Complete
The Sibling reviews
A conversation between a murderer and an officer about an injustice that needed to be rectified. Very Graphic.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Complete
Trigger
I have an addictive personality. My choice of drug: Food, specifically sweets. Where some can eat just one, I can eat all ten. There were so many triggers today that I had to put it down.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
A Tale
Who is Kindle? When he finds out, will he still be safe? Unfinished. Written nearly two years ago. I don't remember where this tale was suppose to go so I can't finish it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Complete
Thousand Pound Penguin to Break the Ice
A typical Valentine's day story from a professional Single. This story is about one Lonely V who might find her Valentine this year! I like my cheesy romance! Take lightly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Complete
Soul
What part I play in Relationships (friendship, romantic, co-worker, family...)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Complete
Adult Image Issues
Accepting yourself doesn't come with age.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 12/28/2015
The Virgin Who Read Fifty Shades
Recently watched Fifty Shades again and realized how interesting the Losing-Of-Virginity-Scene is. This story is about A girl who loses her virginity to Ted. Disclaimer: This story does mention strapons. Big Ole Pink strapons.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Complete
GrowingUpWhite
Since there is a lot of inequities finally surfacing within our society (i.e. Sandra Bland, Dallas, Trayvon Martin, ect...) there is also a lot of backlash. I took a situation that happened to me and told it like it is. Hopefully someone gets offended and reviews it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Published: 7/29/2015
Polyamory?
How a couple will bring another person into their relationship. I'm writing this on a whim. So it might be-what's the word?-smutty. And silly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,314 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015
Game of Thrones
Again, loosely based on a true experience. Thoughts a woman has when she talks to a Hot Man. (Spoiler Alert for Game of Thrones!) Reviews welcomed. Have you ever had this experience?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Complete
In The Pit
Short free-write about feeling really low
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Complete
One Night
Short about a non traditional one night stand and vulnerability. Wrote this quick, no edit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Complete
Sinful Red Lipstick reviews
Simple love story about a woman who loves her man that wears dresses. If I get enough reviews to continue the story, I might try to make it longer and more detailed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Complete
To Value One's Self
A reflection piece.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Complete
Available reviews
Short Short story about a explaining pornography preferences to your roommate.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Complete
Tiny Swim Shorts reviews
Short Story about a couple of friends checking-out a hot stranger emerge from the ocean. Loosely based on a true life event.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Complete
Edge Of Your Bed reviews
I'm a first year high school biology teacher. When I'm not living, breathing, thinking, or bleeding school, I'm trying to organize my feelings. So this is a poem i wrote to sum up my life as of now.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Complete
A-Z In The Comfort Zone reviews
A poem I did for a class where we could use any I chose to have every line begin with a letter A-Z which is outside my style. Ended up being about breaking comfort zones.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Complete
Mirror
Moment in time story I wrote for class.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Complete
Television is a Science
A Hermit Crab Essay I did for a class. I did a recipe format. It is suppose to be a little anecdote of how I get to watch T.V. after my Granny falls asleep. I got the title from the fact Baking is a science.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Complete
Date Night reviews
Shockingly short Story for a class I did about a Male escort who takes his client on a date. The second Chapter is the original rough draft and in first person. Which version do you like better?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Complete
Mundane
Personal Poem I did for a class. I tried to capture a scheduled, lackluster life voice.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Complete
If I had A Penis reviews
Title is self explanatory. Genuine feelings.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013
Memory
A 15-year-old girl's ghost is bound to Earth by the grief of her mother. Finds a connection with her Brother. Short story that I might extend.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
We Be Listenin
a poem for any individual or group of individual trying to initiate change
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Beauty Killed the Beast
The main love interest is usually beautiful. I'm a little tired of it. This story is my basic feeling towards the author reminding me of how beautiful a character is. This story symbolizes a story. Story-ception?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
I've Never Had A skinny Phase reviews
I recently lost 20 lbs. I was expecting a different feeling...A feeling of accomplishment and triumph, but not a feeling of lost...lost of two precious thing!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
What A Poet Looks Like reviews
My research on How To Spot a Poet
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
A's T's C's and G's
Some Stereotypes that are ingrained in my DNA!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
That First Person On The Dance Floor
A Poem that explains what is going through the limbs of that first person to go out on the dance floor. Which is usually me. Full of cool dance references.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Sometimes You Just Wanna Lazy Around
A little Poem about how our insides never match our outsides.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Satisfied
Five years ago I wrote this poem. Class assignment. Cute. Full of nature!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Manliest ManMan reviews
If you put MANLY in front of it...it is bound to be all MAN! This poems has a deeper meaning, I think. My testosterone levels were on an abnormal high when I wrote this. MANLIEST POEM.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Two Ugly Ducklings reviews
Feel-good love story. Bernie and Ken's journey to become "swans" lead them to separate paths that merge in the end. I felt girly and romantic today.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Throw Your Granny Panties In The Air reviews
There is a deeper meaning to this poem, I think. As the title suggest, this poem is about Granny Panties and all their glory. Enjoy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
I Was So Damn Bored reviews
I wrote a poem about my boredom. Even after I wrote it the day was still dragging on...like a sack of sand attached to my waist. I found it funny.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
I Stalk Pregnant Women
My friend is pregnant and thought she would become a balloon soon. So I wrote this poem for her. The beauty of Pregancy
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Concrete Crying
A simple: "Life is Fucked Up Sometimes" Poem
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Yo Mama So Fat reviews
Response to BP spill. What is the greatest insult? YO MAMA JOKES!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Ventriloquist
There is always someone pulling the strings, telling us what we should look like.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Dangerous Place For Black Folks
This poem is a response to the NY Billboard about Abortion. Dark Humor.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
Free At Last reviews
BRAVE NEW VOICES 2010 poem I wrote. About those luscious, thick ladies out there who need to know that MLK had a dream. Love your body.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
I'mma Be A Stereotype
Myself is poured into this piece. Used it for BRAVE NEW VOICES 2010. Twist on stereotypes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
The Ocean Used As A Metaphor reviews
Assignment where we were given a word and use it as a Metaphor for Love. We had fifteen minutes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Badass
If I were a Bully, I would think these things in the heat of the moment. A little Graphic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Chosen One reviews
A poem about Violence and how the victim is usually blamed for being assaulted. Inspired by recent gay teen suicides and violence against women.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Butter Lover's Popcorn reviews
A metaphysical love poem about a woman comparing her love for a man to loosing weight.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
That's Better
Dominick and Tony...a love that finally was revealed. Cheesy, corny.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
As I Lay Watching You
A humorous story about a lost Milky-Way. Inspired by Faulkner's writing. Class assignment.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete