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Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Gavin: Red Sky in the Morning: September 2029 by A Fire Rose reviews
After Ethan beats up the school bully to defend Astin, the family of his new friend invite him to stay the weekend in their lighthouse home beside the ocean. As a storm brews, the boys face a much larger tragedy than what had befallen them so far.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Atropa Belladonna by MadameLeQueen reviews
Molly gasped in terror when he leaned into her face. "What do you want?" Wulf leaned into the crook of her neck, breathing in her scent. "I want you, and only you." He growled possessively, his attention taken over by his obsession: a wolf's obsession
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,946 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Things that go Bump in the Night by Kurisuten reviews
You Humans think of us Forest-Dwellers as beasts! Savages!" Aimee said, face burning with a Wolf's anger. The Human boy replied in the same sing-song tone. "I, for one, don't think you are savage. Quite lovely, actually."---rated T because I'm paranoid
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,906 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009
Checklisted by Cheryl White reviews
"What's this? A checklist from some girl magazine?" Kent mused. "It's none of your business." There's no way I'm explaining it's a checklist Cam wrote to make me realize my feelings for Kent. Which is ridiculous because I'm NOT in like with him. Twoshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by SweetSarah2 reviews
ONESHOT-I can't believe I'm getting blackmailed to ask the scariest boy in school on a date. At least he's gorgeous. Part of me is even excited to ask him out. But that part? Yeah, about two percent. The other ninety eight percent? Pure terror...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Life Isn't a Video Game by a LITTLE bit extraordinary reviews
So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Chalkboard Princess by Morine reviews
He didn't really notice her until she was putting that math problem up in class. The chalk fell around her as she let out a sneeze. This sneeze brought his full attention to her. Who would have thought that romance could have been so modern? One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
I Thought it Mattered by 1Faith1 reviews
A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Comedy of errors by Jinxyy reviews
True if somewhat melodramatically and exaggeratedly told story. I lock myself out of my car for the third time in one month and struggle to discover the lesson. Written age 21.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Just Simply Taken by loulouta reviews
One-Shot. Yes. I am still here, waiting for him to propose. Pathetic, right? I seriously want to know what is going through his head right now. “Oh merde,” I mumbled, I have actually cracked. I am crazy. Mad. Mental.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
WHIPLASH! by snohshine reviews
He was a Tego, she was an Inven, and they were supposed to save the world together. Or, at least, a lot of refugees. If only they could figure out what's killing the refugees... and if only he could get that stupid song out of his head!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,561 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009
For that Moment by Kurisuten reviews
..It was just he and I, and the rest of the world didn't matter. And no matter what happens, I will always remember that short, cherished moment. Because it was there, and then gone in a blink. But it was there, and that was enough for me to know...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
A Deer, a Wolf, and a Pufferfish by lazycatz reviews
Life is unpredicable. You can yell "Bring it" at the top of your lungs, miss everything, or be forced into action. Crashing Into Walls and the Little Things completed--not how I expected...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Hopeless by rosieroo reviews
ONE-SHOT "It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss Meredith Boyce. My name is Callum Markovics and I'm a recently recovered drug addict and totally in love with a girl who I don't deserve."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Kinda, Sorta, Maybe a Fairy Tale by aileenrose reviews
The fact that I can't stammer out a full word in front of a hot guy is probably a blessing in disguise, right? Right? ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
25 Steps to the Altar by nexia reviews
You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Fictionpress, This is My Plea by Lili Grey reviews
One of my more jovial poems. I hope that there are other writers out there who can relate. Please read and enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
The Future Of You and Me by Lili Grey reviews
Yes, technically it's grammatically incorrect but if you knew the story behind it you'd understand. This is a poem about trying to wait for the person you're meant to be with, while still falling in love with someone. Please enjoy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Inside my mind by ToxicallyYours reviews
I suppose this tells of the hurt that will always remain after a break up
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Many Evil Things by lazycatz reviews
Life isn't fair. But maybe sometimes it is.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
The Line by lazycatz reviews
Right or Wrong? Answer wisely Thoughtful Mister Right/Dear Miss Right....rated T for the just-in-case reasons.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Goodbye Sister Margaret by Aj Grands reviews
A story about love, nuns, hardware, buses...Just read it
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
He Likes This Song by lazycatz reviews
There is a never-ending battle between Light and Dark. But when you get to know them, which do you prefer?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
A Day And A Half And Three Minutes To Be Exact by lazycatz reviews
Never let love slip away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Dear God, by kiwi.boba reviews
Dear God: Mind telling me why the fudge I fell in love with a mentally underdeveloped idiot?...but he's a good-looking, so that makes it okay. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Flight ::HIATUS:: by Kurisuten reviews
An estranged thief, on the run ever since the tragedy that changed her life. A quiet and abused teenager, whose live has left him with only pain and revenge. What happens when the past comes back with a vengeance, and neither of them are prepared...?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,650 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009
A Cup For Thine Altar by Chasya Elishma reviews
A couple seeks St. Nicholas' intercession to the Father. They promise to give a special cup for Myra's church. Only once the cup is made the husband refuses to part with this cup and consequences follow. Can he overcome his folly and at what cost?
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009
ICouldWriteABetterVampireStoryThanStephenieMeyer by Ellison P. Asantewa reviews
She Could Write A Better Vampire Story Than Stephenie Meyer
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
A Chance at Royalty by krasygal reviews
Vidasin is a poor girl who has always wanted to be a princess, and her chance comes when a knight arrives in her town telling her that the king wishes to see her. But is there more to this request than meets the eye?
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Do The Dew by Pinkamoo reviews
I feel my heart flutter, watching him retreat back to his desk, chewing on his own baguette and sinking down in his chair. I close my eyes and suck in my breath before opening them again. Damn that motherchucker. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Badminton Bets by Sakurelle reviews
“One game, eleven points,” my crush challenged. “If you win, I take you out on a date.” My eyes widened. “But if you lose…” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
One of Those Hapless Darklings With Half a Heart by Nitlon reviews
It's funny how never being loved can drive a person to do such silly things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,216 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008
Plain Jane by Kuyeng13 reviews
Oneshot. My name is Jane Beckett, and I'm as plain as they come. So explain to me why, when I came home today, the most popular guy in school was standing half naked in my room. While you're at it, explain why he just asked me to homecoming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Of Necks and Hickeys by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Pretty Boy by Sakurelle reviews
Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Never For Me by toffeecakesxox reviews
He sent her sweet, joking texts saying, 'ily too', but they were never for me. They were just a joke. Always just a joke. Or that's what I thought. Ugh. Evil vagueness. Honestly. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
One From the TV by Olynthus reviews
One day TV was invented. This one of the stories, though nobody cares about stories anymore.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
A Documentary on My Plump Cat by Wheezy Giggle reviews
This is sort of based on a true story the fat cat part ! It is a collection of short stories that I am working on. It is pretty funny so please R&R! Thanx- WheezyGiggle
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Adventures in Sitting or The Armchair Romantic by Virginia Diaz reviews
Randy spent an inordinate amount of time on her sofa.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Kiss Right Out of Me by LilyFinn reviews
One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
There She Goes by Pinkamoo reviews
“There she goes, there she goes again. Racing through my brain, and I just can’t contain, the feeling that remains.” He sung to me, leaning on the door like he leaned on the gates of the repair shop. “You!” “Me.” he smirked. "You stole my door!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
The Whole Damn Thing by CHIIJOY reviews
It's a victory dance for Boy since he has both the pants and his Girl. But there is always more to the happily ever after than 'THE END.' Hopefully this dance lasts long. 2nd Book in the AIMP series
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,821 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007
The Hidden Properties of Fruitcake by Virginia Diaz reviews
An Epiphany Story. The holiday season is filled with carols, presents and wishes come true. But everyone knows you should be careful what you wish for, you might get it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Why Not to Date a Greek God by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Sucker by kristy23 reviews
Here is what you should know about me: I’m a sucker. I mean it. I’m gullible and I’d rather believe the best of people. I am a prime target for the advertising industry, for guys with cheap pickup lines and credit card agencies.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
And all I wanted to do was play Videogames by Pinkamoo reviews
“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Peppermint Gum by Sour Lullaby reviews
[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
The Dare by angels and airwaves reviews
So yeah, I was dared to, you know, freak the cute stranger out, run my fingers all over his chest and whatnot [I drew the line at licking his face]. I never thought I'd see him again, and I never expected that he had a dare to fulfill as well...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Cute One by angels and airwaves reviews
Then he smiled. This gorgeous, dazzling smile that took my breath away. 'CUTE', I muttered,[or so I thought]. He froze. I guess when your iPod is blasting Aerosmith in your ears, you don't realize you're 50 decibels too loud. Well done, Isabel. Well done.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
You Missed a Spot by The Cheerio reviews
[One Shot] I swear the Devil is out to get me. Why else would i be a temporary janitor, cleaning after stinky apelike football players?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Angst in My Pants by CHIIJOY reviews
Boy likes Girl. Boy can’t get Girl. Solution for Boy? Steal Girl’s pants. How to get them back for Girl? Right off Boy’s body. [Insert Boy’s victory dance here].
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,476 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
How to Write a Summary by angels and effects reviews
You sit there, boggling your brains out, but you just can't seem to conjure up the words for that dear summary of yours. No one ever said essays had to be stuffy! Revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Last Night by Brynne reviews
Parody of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas".
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2002