So it’s been five years since I last updated my profile and I’ve decided to revamp and simplify it. I’m keeping my favorite quotes because they’re so funny, but I’m doing away with most of the rest. It just seemed so cluttered the way it was.

WARNING: 99% of the stories I write are SLASH, so if you have something against that, leave now! :)

And I want to give a special shout-out to my awesomeness friend Theweirdblond! She is SO AWESOME and I love her to death! Check out her stories! :D

Hands-down, my top-two FAVORITE authors on FanFiction are BTRlover17 and waterwicca! Their stories are absolutely AMAZING! Seriously, if you're looking for some AWESOME BTR slash fics, check out theirs! Their fics are amazing perfection! And did I mention that they're amazing? XD

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Pink

Gender: Female

Height: 5' 0"

Age: 26

Residence: Alabama, USA

Hobbies: WRITING, video games, photography, thrift shopping, needlework, a bit of painting and drawing, my fandoms, pinning on Pinterest.

Pets: Three cats named Spunky, Loki, and Nugget. My dog Koda passed away in 2016.

Fandoms: Marvel, Star Wars, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Star Trek, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Gravity Falls, SpongeBob SquarePants, Disney, Indiana Jones, Battlestar Glactica (the newer one), Vagrant Queen.

Favorite PS2 Games: LEGO Star Wars I & II, SpongeBob SquarePants Battle for Bikini Bottom, LEGO Indiana Jones, Star Wars Racer Revenge, Tak and the Power of Juju, Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams, Tak and the Guardians of Gross, Frogger: The Great Quest, Wallace and Gromit in Project Zoo, and Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights, Tetris Worlds.

Favorite PS3 Games: Lego Marvel Superheroes, Lego The Hobbit, Lego Lord of the Rings, Lego Avengers, Lego Jurassic Park.

Favorite PS4 Games: Spyro Reignited Trilogy, Slime Rancher, SpongeBob SquarePants Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated, Ratchet & Clank.

Favorite Nintendo DS Games: Professor Layton (all of them), Lego Star Wars, Cooking Mama (all of them), Crafting Mama, Gardening Mama, and Camping Mama.

Favorite Quotes:

"I believe in the doodoos in my pants." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Hold my loofah." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"Will you just let me have fun on my desert island? It's MINE!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Of course he loves you! I mean, who wouldn't love you w-with your hair a-and your hands...and that rat-dog-thing?" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Another fruit water for my fruit cup." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"You're monkey-dogs!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! Venus!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Maybe girls will like space matadores on a star-mobile holding stuffy-puppies." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"But isn't dawn really early?" James(Big Time Rush)

"I don't have any spit left." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"I can't hurt you. You're my friend." James(Big Time Rush)

"They should know us! We're Big Time Rush! We autographed a pig!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ha. I'm smarter than you." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Pink one's mine." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIE!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"He snores all night, scares sunblock-girl away, and OATMEAL FACE?! Which is actually good for my complection." James(Big Time Rush)

"No. I'd rather find a better job that doesn't involve work." James(Big Time Rush)

"It's basic fartology." Logan(Big TimeRush)

"Can I get you a latte or a yacht?" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"Girls...so many girls...and the...ouchies." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"You knocked over my chocolate milk!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Bitters just ripped one." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"I was lonely!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"That's my meatloaf!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Oh, boo-hoo! A hot girl's chasing you? I'm just a head!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Hey! You can't use rightie in one of your smelly witch potions!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"If that girl you hired breaks sweet Carlos' heart, I'm gonna break every single one of your music awards." Kelly(Big Time Rush)

"We should moon Gustavo and the ghost?" James(Big Time Rush)

"We're gonna trap a ghost with vacuum cleaners." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"ECTO-NET!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"You're alone. No one's gonna see your hair." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"And what--you don't like fountains?" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ouchies..." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Enter my domain, boys." James(Big Time Rush)

"Who knew such a simple picture could bring you so close to death." Camille(Big Time Rush)

"I get nauseous just drinking water!" James(Big Time Rush)

"I LIKE LIVING!" James(Big Time Rush)

"...131, 132; yep, they're all here." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Is bad stuff over?" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"That always happens when I make toast!" Jenny Tinkler(Big Time Rush)

"Bleep, blap, bloop!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Does he know he looks like a yam?" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Carlos! Little help here!" Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"...or they move to Canada to live among the moose!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"So we just have to find a band who's looking for a horrible singer who may have been sent from Voltraz to destroy the earth." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"I'm three feet taller than you!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Oooo, Kendall's good at math!" Kelly(Big Time Rush)

"Why me? Your lips weren't exactly innocent bystanders." James(Big Time Rush)

"Oh, you know I'm not that clever." James(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! Mrs. Knight, can we borrow your make-up and nail polish?" James(Big Time Rush)

"We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!" James and Logan(Big Time Rush)

"What did you do?!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"I CAN FIX IT!!!!!!!!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Rich and famous dancing dogs!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Wait! That's it? That's your interigation? You didn't put the screws to 'em or slap 'em with the hard cheese!" Katie(Big Time Rush)

"Making cow noises is fun!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! A pretty bird!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Well, frankly, mama makes a great sammich." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"It's one of the things you love about me." James(Big Time Rush)

"Carlos, I want a meatball sub!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Go get 'em, my shiny, glittery best bud!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"He was so young and so full of suction!" Buda Bob(Big Time Rush)

"You're the smart one! Is the pretty one supposed to figure this stuff out, or the smart one, HUH?" James(Big Time Rush)

"What are you talking about? This box-house is awesome!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"I like stuff." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Brain-freeze is its own reward!" James(Big Time Rush)

"I'd rather eat pie and play video games with Carlos than maim him." James(Big Time Rush)

"Would you mind holding my pants?" Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"Don't scream! Don't scream! I'm just making coffee!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"You...better...date her after this." James(Big Time Rush)

"You forgot to say 'pretty'. He's a pretty idiot." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"You bang my head into a wall and all I get is a lousy coupon?" Robot(Robot and Monster)

"You know what else is great? Every second your head is attached to your body!" Spitfire(Robot and Monster)

"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" Spongebob(Spongebob Squarepants)

"I don't know what a snail would want with a brooch!" Spongebob(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Firmly grasp it!" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"What's so great about a nerdy pickle?" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Why have we all been turned into fruits?" Squidward(Spongebob Squarepants)

"It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants!" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Where's the leak, ma'am?" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"FINLAND!" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Good grief, he's naked!" Plankton(Spongebob Squarepants)

"They're attracted to my whistly holes." Spongebob(Spongebob Squarepants)

"That was just like a roller coaster; only faster and with more walls!" Monster(Robot and Monster)

"I'd rather you didn't Tweet about my personal spit." Carly(iCarly)

"I don't know what it's called! The boo-boo spray!" Carly(iCarly)

"I think he needs more boo-boo spray." Freddie(iCarly)

"Wanna see what happens when I dip my Sham-Pow in the toilet?" Spencer(iCarly)

"Marvin bit my pants." Spencer(iCarly)

"My magic meatball told me to." Spencer(iCarly)

"My tongue is still numb from the mustard!" Gibby(iCarly)

"Candice was telling me a story about mushroom tartlets and wouldn't shut up."Spencer(iCarly)

"Okay, we e-mail Marta, then find a weed-whacker for my mom's armpits." Sam(iCarly)

"You popped my wart!" Lewbert(iCarly)

"He sprayed me with a suspicious liquid!" Spencer(iCarly)

"There's no crock pot app!" Freddie(iCarly)

"No, Freddie, I mean we rub ourselves with sweet mustard and sing show-tunes." Sam(iCarly)

"I just burned the snot out of my mouth!" Nora(iCarly)

"My pallet is blistering!" Nora(iCarly)

"No one sees the wizard!" Nora(iCarly)

"And he sprayed me with fluids!" Spencer(iCarly)

"We're mothers!" Carly(iCarly)

"Great, so for dinner we can have butter and blue toilet water." Carly(iCarly)

"Who's the dude playing in our toilet?" Spencer(iCarly)

"I have to go make my mom a salad." Freddie(iCarly)

"I feel like butt." Sam(iCarly)

"Before you go, would you mind pouring some coffee down my drink hole?" Spencer(iCarly)

"I love you, too, Grandma. Thanks for the quilt!" Tori(Victorious)

"Everyone loves having their tummy tickled!" Tori(Victorious)

"What's wrong with weird and disturbing?" Sinjin(Victorious)

"The world needs weenies. Without weenies, who'd wear turtle-necks?" Sikowitz(Victorious)

"What in the name of gravy?" Andre(Victoruious)

"He sat on my new scissors! Now they're bent! They've lost their siz!" Jade(Victorious)

"The girl only weighs, like, ninety pounds. How much pee can she hold?" Andre(Victorious)

"We have a thing at a place?" Robbie(Victorious)

"My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, like a baby meatball!" Cat(Victorious)

"Freaky green peppers!" Trina(Victorious)

"There are seven children in a cupcake who need me!" Sikowitz(Victorious)

"My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!" Cat(Victorious)

"Enjoy your wazz!" Trina(Victorious)

"Oh! I call the ears!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"The ears are mine!" Sven(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Ketchup! It's so obvious!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Blue-cheese dressing included." Aloe(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"We used string-cheese for hair!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Good-bye, mystery lady with a size thirteen shoe!" Sven(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Skippy has a nervous bowel! It's a medical condition, sir!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"I am not the father of that cheese." Ricky Ricardo(I Love Lucy)

"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a bee-keeper on the subway before?" Ethel(I Love Lucy)

"It's a mother with her nose in her knee." Ricky(I Love Lucy)

"I took an oath in front of God and in front of my mother: I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!" Jack(Will&Grace)

"Oh, thank God, I'm still gayer than Christmas!" Jack(Will&Grace)

"Surviving in two feet of water is not a heroic accomplishment." DiNozo(NCIS)

"Oh, shut up, you horny idiot!" Frasier(Frasier)

"That hooligan is pelting me with peanuts!" Niles(Frasier)

"Have you heard Dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat?" Frasier(Frasier)

"I think I'll go home and slip into a neglige and rip out my faucet." Roz(Frasier)

"How about a two-by-four for your bridgework?" Rebecca(Cheers)

"What's fun about follopian tubes?" Adrian Monk(Monk)

"Fuck the shrimp!" Armond(The Birdcage)

"I see little balls of sunshine in a bag." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"My brain's gone." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"Now, my only hope is to become an intellectual and find a retired Jew." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"Well, pardon me while I play the grand piano." Sophia(Golden Girls)

"The man's as gay as a picnic basket." Sophia(Golden Girls)

"Taste my honey-roasted justice!" Peanut(Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters)

"Who's the pinata now, bitch?" Jose(Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters)

"You've gotta be a real jackass to try to run from the cops in a meat truck." Chuck Nice(World's Dumbest)

"Who hasn't hallucinated naked in the parking lot of an Applebee's?" Brad Loekle(World's Dumbest)

"If you get road rash from the ocean, you're an idiot!" Brad Loekle(World's Dumbest)

"I like jelly beans...and I see Jesus." Chuck Nice(World's Dumbest)

"You took your shoes off? What are you, the Mr. Rogers of whoop-ass?" Brad Leokle(World's Dumbest)

"Thank you for believing in my weirdness!" Katy Perry

"I've never seen a giant fluffy animal eat pizza with a chopstick before, but I like it." Andrew Zimmern

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" Ernest Gaines

"Good girls don't lift up their skirts...but I'm not a girl." Dude-Girl(on DeviantArt)

"The tree! The twig! The burning bush!" -my cousin Elizabeth(real-life)

"Normal just begs to be messed with." the narrator on the Amazon commercial