TheHornyVirgin
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Joined 08-24-08, id: 627873, Profile Updated: 09-03-13
Author has written 12 stories for Romance, General, and Fantasy.

Hi, all mi pplz out there in the crzi world!

WARNING: 99% of the stories I write are SLASH, so if you have something against gay relationships and/or love, leave now! :)

I LOVE BIG TIME RUSH!!!!!! It is the most AMAZING TV show(and band) in the world! They are soooooooo HOT and sweet and awesome and beautiful and amazing and talented and adorable and AWESOME! I just cannot get over how much I LOVE those guys! And I completely support all six of the BTR slash pairings! SLASH-LOVING RUSHER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I want to give a special shout-out to my awesomeness friends MusicSoundsBetterWithKogan, Theweirdblond!, and xSNSDT-ARASooyoungBoramFanx They are SO AWESOME and I love them to death! Check out their stories! :D

Hands-down, my top-two FAVORITE authors on FanFiction are BTRlover17 and waterwicca! Their stories are absolutely AMAZING! Seriously, if you're looking for some AWESOME BTR slash fics, check out theirs! Their fics are amazing perfection! And did I mention that they're amazing? XD

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Brown

Race: Caucasian (white)

Gender: Female

Height: 5' 0"

Age: 18

Residence: Alabama, USA

How I Would Describe My Personality: Shy, odd, random, creative, sensitive, explosive at times, rebelious, caring (I care about the feelings of stuffed animals, for corn sake!).

Hobbies: WRITING, duct tape crafts, playing video games, photography, shopping, and drawing floor plans for old houses.

Pets: A dog named Koda, and a cat named Spunky. My hermit crab, Claire, died(Nov. 6, 2010; R.I.P.) I used to have another hermit crab, but he died, too. I also used to have two other dogs, but they were both hit by cars. *sniffles* :'( Rest In Peace, my puppies and crabs!

Favorite TV Shows: BIG TIME RUSH, iCarly, Robot and Monster, Frasier, Will&Grace, I Love Lucy, Victorious, Spongebob Squarepants, Queer as Folk, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Monk, Bridezillas, America's Funniest Home Videos, World's Worst Tenants, Clipaholics, It Only Hurts When I Laugh, Mysteries at the Museum, Monsters and Mysteries in America, How Sex Changed the World, Green Acres, The Munsters, The Andy Griffith Show, LOST, NCIS.

Favorite Movies: BIG TIME MOVIE, Harry Potter(all of them), Silent Hill, Star Wars(all of them), Treasure Planet, Indiana Jones(all of them), Independence Day, The War of the Worlds(the old one), The Day After Tomorrow, Titanic, Dracula, The Fugitive, Wild Hogs, Wicked Little Things, My Cousin Vinny, Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield, Boogyman 2, Adam & Steve, The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, House of Wax, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Birdcage, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Employee of the Month, Orphan, That Darn Cat, Paul, Grown Ups, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, The Werewolf(that old black-n-white movie from 1959 that probably no one else here has even heard of), Elf, Air Force One, I Robot, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, Paranormal Activity 3, Paranormal Activity 4, Sinister, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Hotel Transylvania, and Chernobyl Diaries.

Favorite Video Games: Tetris, Star Wars Racer Revenge, Tak and the Power of Juju, Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams, Tak and the Guardians of Gross, any of the Frogger games, Wallice and Gromit in Project Zoo, and Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights.

Favorite Nintendo DS Games: Big Time Rush: Backstage Pass, Cooking Mama(all of them), Crafting Mama, Gardening Mama, Camping Mama, and Professor Layton(all of them).

Favorite Comedians: Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, John Capurulo, Frank Caliendo, Jon Reep, Jeff Dunham, and Rodney Carrington.

Favorite Websites: FanFiction, Pinterest, DeviantArt, Google, Gmail, Wikipedia, JamesMaslowFan, BTR Photos, BTR Band, eBay, Amazon, and FictionPress.

Favorite Quotes:

"I believe in the doodoos in my pants." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Hold my loofah." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"Will you just let me have fun on my desert island? It's MINE!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Of course he loves you! I mean, who wouldn't love you w-with your hair a-and your hands...and that rat-dog-thing?" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Another fruit water for my fruit cup." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"You're monkey-dogs!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! Venus!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Maybe girls will like space matadores on a star-mobile holding stuffy-puppies." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"But isn't dawn really early?" James(Big Time Rush)

"I don't have any spit left." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"I can't hurt you. You're my friend." James(Big Time Rush)

"They should know us! We're Big Time Rush! We autographed a pig!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ha. I'm smarter than you." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Pink one's mine." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIE!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"He snores all night, scares sunblock-girl away, and OATMEAL FACE?! Which is actually good for my complection." James(Big Time Rush)

"No. I'd rather find a better job that doesn't involve work." James(Big Time Rush)

"It's basic fartology." Logan(Big TimeRush)

"Can I get you a latte or a yacht?" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"Girls...so many girls...and the...ouchies." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"You knocked over my chocolate milk!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Bitters just ripped one." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"I was lonely!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"That's my meatloaf!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Oh, boo-hoo! A hot girl's chasing you? I'm just a head!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Hey! You can't use rightie in one of your smelly witch potions!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"If that girl you hired breaks sweet Carlos' heart, I'm gonna break every single one of your music awards." Kelly(Big Time Rush)

"We should moon Gustavo and the ghost?" James(Big Time Rush)

"We're gonna trap a ghost with vacuum cleaners." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"ECTO-NET!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"You're alone. No one's gonna see your hair." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"And what--you don't like fountains?" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ouchies..." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Enter my domain, boys." James(Big Time Rush)

"Who knew such a simple picture could bring you so close to death." Camille(Big Time Rush)

"I get nauseous just drinking water!" James(Big Time Rush)

"I LIKE LIVING!" James(Big Time Rush)

"...131, 132; yep, they're all here." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Is bad stuff over?" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"That always happens when I make toast!" Jenny Tinkler(Big Time Rush)

"Bleep, blap, bloop!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Does he know he looks like a yam?" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Carlos! Little help here!" Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"...or they move to Canada to live among the moose!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"So we just have to find a band who's looking for a horrible singer who may have been sent from Voltraz to destroy the earth." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"I'm three feet taller than you!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Oooo, Kendall's good at math!" Kelly(Big Time Rush)

"Why me? Your lips weren't exactly innocent bystanders." James(Big Time Rush)

"Oh, you know I'm not that clever." James(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! Mrs. Knight, can we borrow your make-up and nail polish?" James(Big Time Rush)

"We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!" James and Logan(Big Time Rush)

"What did you do?!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"I CAN FIX IT!!!!!!!!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Rich and famous dancing dogs!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Wait! That's it? That's your interigation? You didn't put the screws to 'em or slap 'em with the hard cheese!" Katie(Big Time Rush)

"Making cow noises is fun!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! A pretty bird!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Well, frankly, mama makes a great sammich." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"It's one of the things you love about me." James(Big Time Rush)

"Carlos, I want a meatball sub!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Go get 'em, my shiny, glittery best bud!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"He was so young and so full of suction!" Buda Bob(Big Time Rush)

"You're the smart one! Is the pretty one supposed to figure this stuff out, or the smart one, HUH?" James(Big Time Rush)

"What are you talking about? This box-house is awesome!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"I like stuff." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Brain-freeze is its own reward!" James(Big Time Rush)

"I'd rather eat pie and play video games with Carlos than maim him." James(Big Time Rush)

"Would you mind holding my pants?" Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"Don't scream! Don't scream! I'm just making coffee!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"You...better...date her after this." James(Big Time Rush)

"You forgot to say 'pretty'. He's a pretty idiot." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"You bang my head into a wall and all I get is a lousy coupon?" Robot(Robot and Monster)

"You know what else is great? Every second your head is attached to your body!" Spitfire(Robot and Monster)

"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" Spongebob(Spongebob Squarepants)

"I don't know what a snail would want with a brooch!" Spongebob(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Firmly grasp it!" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"What's so great about a nerdy pickle?" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Why have we all been turned into fruits?" Squidward(Spongebob Squarepants)

"It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants!" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Where's the leak, ma'am?" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"FINLAND!" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Good grief, he's naked!" Plankton(Spongebob Squarepants)

"They're attracted to my whistly holes." Spongebob(Spongebob Squarepants)

"That was just like a roller coaster; only faster and with more walls!" Monster(Robot and Monster)

"I'd rather you didn't Tweet about my personal spit." Carly(iCarly)

"I don't know what it's called! The boo-boo spray!" Carly(iCarly)

"I think he needs more boo-boo spray." Freddie(iCarly)

"Wanna see what happens when I dip my Sham-Pow in the toilet?" Spencer(iCarly)

"Marvin bit my pants." Spencer(iCarly)

"My magic meatball told me to." Spencer(iCarly)

"My tongue is still numb from the mustard!" Gibby(iCarly)

"Candice was telling me a story about mushroom tartlets and wouldn't shut up."Spencer(iCarly)

"Okay, we e-mail Marta, then find a weed-whacker for my mom's armpits." Sam(iCarly)

"You popped my wart!" Lewbert(iCarly)

"He sprayed me with a suspicious liquid!" Spencer(iCarly)

"There's no crock pot app!" Freddie(iCarly)

"No, Freddie, I mean we rub ourselves with sweet mustard and sing show-tunes." Sam(iCarly)

"I just burned the snot out of my mouth!" Nora(iCarly)

"My pallet is blistering!" Nora(iCarly)

"No one sees the wizard!" Nora(iCarly)

"And he sprayed me with fluids!" Spencer(iCarly)

"We're mothers!" Carly(iCarly)

"Great, so for dinner we can have butter and blue toilet water." Carly(iCarly)

"Who's the dude playing in our toilet?" Spencer(iCarly)

"I have to go make my mom a salad." Freddie(iCarly)

"I feel like butt." Sam(iCarly)

"Before you go, would you mind pouring some coffee down my drink hole?" Spencer(iCarly)

"I love you, too, Grandma. Thanks for the quilt!" Tori(Victorious)

"Everyone loves having their tummy tickled!" Tori(Victorious)

"What's wrong with weird and disturbing?" Sinjin(Victorious)

"The world needs weenies. Without weenies, who'd wear turtle-necks?" Sikowitz(Victorious)

"What in the name of gravy?" Andre(Victoruious)

"He sat on my new scissors! Now they're bent! They've lost their siz!" Jade(Victorious)

"The girl only weighs, like, ninety pounds. How much pee can she hold?" Andre(Victorious)

"We have a thing at a place?" Robbie(Victorious)

"My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, like a baby meatball!" Cat(Victorious)

"Freaky green peppers!" Trina(Victorious)

"There are seven children in a cupcake who need me!" Sikowitz(Victorious)

"My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!" Cat(Victorious)

"Enjoy your wazz!" Trina(Victorious)

"Oh! I call the ears!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"The ears are mine!" Sven(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Ketchup! It's so obvious!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Blue-cheese dressing included." Aloe(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"We used string-cheese for hair!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Good-bye, mystery lady with a size thirteen shoe!" Sven(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Skippy has a nervous bowel! It's a medical condition, sir!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"I am not the father of that cheese." Ricky Ricardo(I Love Lucy)

"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a bee-keeper on the subway before?" Ethel(I Love Lucy)

"It's a mother with her nose in her knee." Ricky(I Love Lucy)

"I took an oath in front of God and in front of my mother: I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!" Jack(Will&Grace)

"Oh, thank God, I'm still gayer than Christmas!" Jack(Will&Grace)

"Surviving in two feet of water is not a heroic accomplishment." DiNozzo(NCIS)

"Oh, shut up, you horny idiot!" Frasier(Frasier)

"That hooligan is pelting me with peanuts!" Niles(Frasier)

"Have you heard Dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat?" Frasier(Frasier)

"I think I'll go home and slip into a neglige and rip out my faucet." Roz(Frasier)

"How about a two-by-four for your bridgework?" Rebecca(Cheers)

"What's fun about follopian tubes?" Adrian Monk(Monk)

"Fuck the shrimp!" Armond(The Birdcage)

"I see little balls of sunshine in a bag." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"My brain's gone." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"Now, my only hope is to become an intellectual and find a retired Jew." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"Well, pardon me while I play the grand piano." Sophia(Golden Girls)

"The man's as gay as a picnic basket." Sophia(Golden Girls)

"Taste my honey-roasted justice!" Peanut(Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters)

"Who's the pinata now, bitch?" Jose(Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters)

"You've gotta be a real jackass to try to run from the cops in a meat truck." Chuck Nice(World's Dumbest)

"Who hasn't hallucinated naked in the parking lot of an Applebee's?" Brad Loekle(World's Dumbest)

"If you get road rash from the ocean, you're an idiot!" Brad Loekle(World's Dumbest)

"I like jelly beans...and I see Jesus." Chuck Nice(World's Dumbest)

"You took your shoes off? What are you, the Mr. Rogers of whoop-ass?" Brad Leokle(World's Dumbest)

"Thank you for believing in my weirdness!" Katy Perry

"I've never seen a giant fluffy animal eat pizza with a chopstick before, but I like it." Andrew Zimmern

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" Ernest Gaines

"Good girls don't lift up their skirts...but I'm not a girl." Dude-Girl(on DeviantArt)

"The tree! The twig! The burning bush!" -my cousin Elizabeth(real-life)

"Normal just begs to be messed with." the narrator on the Amazon commercial

If you think Big Time Rush is the most amazing TV show(and band) in the world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Carlos on Big Time Rush is the most ADORABLE sweetie-pie EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're IN LOVE with Big Time Rush, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have NO problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever counted the teeth on your comb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're the shortest person in your family, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever squirted yourself in the eye with a cream puff, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Coke Zero is an insult to the Coca-Cola name, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all those uptight overly-religeous weirdos should just sit down, shut up, and leave Halloween on Sunday ALONE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to send a message to yourself on FanFiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love puppies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think pandas are adorable, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love slash stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a heterosexual female virgin who writes slash stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

98% of girls would follow Justin Beiber if he jumped off a building. If you're part of the two perecent who would grab some popcorn and fight over front-row seats to watch, copy and paste this to your profile. LOL! XD

If you think the Duggars have ENOUGH kids already, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you're obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate really obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to join the fight to END animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay marriages, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever hurt yourself with your own underwear copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever given yourself a black eye while trying to open the toothpaste copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the first time you cursed was when you were two years old and it was to your grandmother, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever cut yourself or poked yourself in the eye while trying to open a can of corned beef, copy and pasted this to your profile.

Do you love me yet? LOL! :D *huggles* .

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Innocent Intentions by Messing With Minds reviews
My name is Jeremy Baker, and these are the ramblings on, the friends from, and the stories of my life. And this is Cole Adams, my boyfriend, and--oh great. What's he up to now... Slash, MxM FLUFFY & LEMON. Explicit at times.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 104,172 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009
Rapture by The Sham reviews
SLASH/Short story. And still, I will go out and pick up guys, let them use me, make me dirty all over again because the only thing that makes me feel anything even remotely close to real in this world is the guilt. Strong M rating. COMPLETE
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Just A Matter Of Time by The Sham reviews
SLASH/MM Chris and Adam fell in love when Adam was too young and Chris was too scared. What happens now that they're both older, bolder, and ready for some action? Smut, that's what. R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Boning Lauren by The Sham reviews
SLASH/MM It's Halloween. Mikah and Lauren are working as "scarers" at a haunted barn/corn maze. Two teenage boys alone in a barn house loft YAY SMUT. Warnings: Slash/gay sex, Napoleon Dynamite reference, hardcore gay porno, and YOUR FACE HAH. For James.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Blizzard by Cowboyromance reviews
Snyder and Crane rediscover their love during a blizzard. Plenty of love and slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Triple the Fun by KimiTheKiller reviews
THIS IS A TRUE STORY! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED! Threesome MM MF Butt Sex Anal SMUT! LEMON!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
The Best Gift by Ayzer Yarrow reviews
Muraki & Shiki decide to spend Christmas alone together. YAOI/SHOTA, One-shot.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
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Pandy's Creatures reviews
In the modern world, some mythical creatures exist, and when a girl recieves one of these creatures as a birthday present, she is in for a surprise and a small journey... WARNING: Involves Tentacle Sex! If you have something against that, move on!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011
A Hot Werewolf Story reviews
What do you get when you mix two curious teenage girls and three horny werewolves? SUPER MEGA HOTNESS! PLEASE R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Complete
Mira reviews
What do you get when you mix a horny, young Elfin princess and her two equally horny body guards? ONE HOT STORY! PLEASE R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013
The Kinks of Being a Sunday School Teacher reviews
An erotic little tale of two unique Sunday school teachers... PLEASE R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Complete
Dreaming
An erotic dream from the mind of a fourteen-year-old girl. HOT! PLEASE R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Unsuspecting reviews
A teenage girl is about to have an unexpected but amazing experience... Rated for a reason. PLEASE R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2012
Of Pizza, Condoms, and Motel Rooms reviews
A teenage boy finds comfort from an unexpected source when he is kicked out by his dad for being gay. MAJOR SLASH! PLEASE R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Romaine's Red Velvet Club reviews
This is the story of a fifteen-year-old girl named Riley as she enters into her sister's sex club and experiences the joys of exploring her sexuality. Trust me, it's better than it sounds! PLEASE R&R!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
Sleepover 2 reviews
Sequel to my story 'Sleepover'. Follow Bo, Logan, and Marcus as they finally start to make their way in the world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
Sleepover reviews
Inside is a story of love and ecstacy and of self-discovery as three teenagers discover something new about themselves. Rated for detailed sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
You are My Dream reviews
This is a detailed romance story between Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan. After seven months of being apart, they come together to share life, love, and passion, and their relationship is tested by pain and the possibility of losing each other. PLEASE R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010
Lake Liaison reviews
A week-end camping trip turns into something much more sensual......
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete