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Author has written 5 stories for Young Adult.

Hi, I'm Allison and I absolutely hate coming up with a pen name. This time? Pi-Aldi-Pi. Well, I don't know. I suppose I was being creative by using the first two letters of my last name. Then I thought, hey..Pi. Like Pi, 3.14. Pi Sigma Pi? Ever hear that. Then! I go 'oh, that might be cool...' So I go the first two letters of my first and middle name..Al and Di. Pi-Aldi-Pi. Didn't turn out as awesome as I thought, but hey..it'll work. For now.

Well, you should know that I know I can't write. I mean sure, I can write some dialogue and put a few thoughts together, but that's just as much as the next person can do. So, I write for enjoyment and development. If I were to look back at something I wrote before this account, I'd say I was below the average line. Way, way below. Now, I have some sense of how to go about writing, and that's all I'm trying to do. I enjoy constructive criticism more than "omg, this story is awesome!" because hell, it's probably not awesome. Truth is better than a lie...most of the time.

So, about me? Well, I live in a small stupid town thirty minutes from a gigantic city pegged (you see me use that a lot, eh?) as the Windy City. And trust me, that's not just for show. I'm inside and my hair is going crazy from the wind. Boo you, tornado's. I'm going to be seventeen and licenseless, but I've gotten used to it. It also brings me a pity party everytime I bring it up, uh..yay? I make up for my lack of brains with being funny, and witty. I have the thoughts of Bender, the hair of Clare (only a bit longer and pretttier red), the parents of Brian, the mouth of Andrew, and the name of Allison. Hell, I am The Breakfast Club.

Did I mention reviews make me happy?

You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.

The Tamer - I have no idea how I came up with this idea, but I like it. I was at work and I was like 'whoa, awesome idea'. and I started writing and writing and got the first chapter in the matter of twenty minutes. A whole thousand words in 20 minutes. That's like..50 words a minute! I have a feeling that'll it'll be my baby. Like a new born, my very first completled one that I'll actually enjoy! Okay, I'll stop bragging about this once because as excited as I may be, it could turn out to be a complete flop and no one will enjoy/review. But, please do.

The Things I Hate About Him List - At first, I loved writing this. But as I tried thinking of new idea's and more words, I just couldn't figure anything out. It's a work in progress, though. Chapter three is in progress, idle on word. Reviews may motivate.

Softly Spoken - This one, well.. I have lots of idea's for it. Where I want to go with it and all. It just seems as if it hasn't caught anyone's interest, so maybe I shouldn't continue. Someday, while I'm bored (did I mention I'm grounded..AGAIN?) I'll start back up with it and write. But, until them, read and review.

Call Me Crazy - This is growing to be too cliched for my taste. But isn't everything I'm writing? But hey..I may someday..possibly..start up again. We'll see.

No Good Cheating Bastard - Boy, this one is old. I started it back in like Decemeber or something? I write a sentence a day to develop the second chapter. See where that's going? I'll tell you...no where!

But hey, if you love me, you'll review. Well..none of you love me. But if you love hot summery weather, you'll review ;)

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The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
Get even by sooner or later its over reviews
Julia had no idea how she was going to get over being dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years and Garretson High's God, Dean. But things turn interesting when she decides to get even, and who better with? Dean's mortal ememy, Luke. Could revenge produce love?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
How Long Will it Take? by me. yes. me reviews
It’s hard to be best friends with the most sought-after guy in school. Especially when he’s the resident playboy. AND you have a massive crush on him. -story told through IMs/texts/notes/phone convos-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,004 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Star Struck by sooner or later its over reviews
Romance for Tyler is something for fiction. But after one night in the most magical place on earth & after literally falling over a rock star, will her luck with cupid run out? And what happens when she sees him on MTV searching the country for...her
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,517 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
Second Glances by Living Bare reviews
Lina’s world is turned upside down when she is forced out of LA and sent off to Topok, Arizona after her father's death, and her mother's break down. But strange events chase her, and Lina soon discovers a life of secrets while fighting to survive.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,388 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Sapphires and Emeralds by Quill-and-Blood reviews
A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Nothing is Forever by christinaxxyo reviews
Life was so much less complicated when he didn't remember she was his life-long neighbor and fell in love with her... A story set in China with a western twist.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,768 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
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The Tamer reviews
Olivia has one goal, and one goal only: tame as many guys as she can and make as much money before senior year is up. But what happens when one of the guys she's sent to tames turns it around and tames her?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009
The 'Things I Hate About Him' List reviews
Jersey's room is filled with lists, reminding her what to do, where to go, who to call..but there's only one printed in her brain: Things I Hate About Him
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009
Softly Spoken
Missy can't think of one reason why she should belive in fairytales, afterall, her mother left her, her father is always drunk and her brother has morphed into someone she no longer recognizes. But can she get past all this betrayal to let anyone in?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Published: 6/8/2009
Call Me Crazy reviews
His perfect body, perfect face, perfect hair. Call me crazy, but I hate him.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009
No Good Cheating Bastard reviews
Forever and Always my ass. The no-good-cheating-bastard broke my heart. Now, with a new bestfriend, two brothers who are over protective, and an alcoholic for a mother; I'm on a mission.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009