Hello. My name is Erika. I guess I can tell you about myself.

I love sports. Like Heart them.

I like writing. Even though I suck at them.

I love my friends. They are fun to be with.

I love music. They're my friends too. lmAo

I love making friends. So just send me a message and we'll hangout or something.

I love you,you love me probably not We are happy family. I hate Barney. No offense.

So anyway, yeah that's me. I'm funny, retarded sadly yes cool, friendly, nice and yes that's all.

BORN TO PARTY. FORCED TO STUDY. nbd

5 Facts about Erika

1. I'm a girl. Kind of. Yup. Nah.

2. I'm random

3. I'm retarded and proud of it.

4. I loooove reading books.

5. For me, in a song, lyrics is VERY important.

6. Soccer is my sport.

7.Whatever you say, I think Spongebob is Sexy.

8. At first, I maybe the quiet/shy girl, but when you get to know me, I'm a little Hyper.

9. I like to have fun with people. Hence, I like making friends as long as you're nice.

10. I'm funny and verrryyy Hyper and RANDOm.

11. Don't treat me like crap. what goes around, comes around.

12. I hate MATH.

13. Books are my life.

14. I talk to myself. 15. I don't know how to count.

I just wanna say to everyone...

PEACE OUT.

Judge me

I'll prove you wrong.

Tell me what to do

And I'll tell you off

Say I'm not worth it

Watch where I'll end up

Call me a Bitch

I'll show you one

Fck me over

And I'll do you twice as bad

Call me crazy

But you really have no idea!

Friends: Never ask for food
Homie: are the reason there is no food
Friend: call your parents Mr/Mrs
Homie: Call your parents Mom and Dad
Friend: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong
Homie: Will sit right there with you in the cell and be like"ayy broo, we fucked up and out parents gonna fuck as up more, buhh that was liiive! friend: borrow your shit and give it back a few days later
Homie: take yur shit and forget its yurs
Friend: Know a few thingz abotu yu
Homie: Can write a book about you
Friend: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing
Homie: Will fuckk emm up
Friend: Would knock on your front door
Homie: Will come in ur house and be like "I'M HOME!
friend: Are for a while
Homie: Are for liife Friends: Will take yur drink when they think you had enuff
Homie: Will look at you, confused ! and say "BIITCH drink the rest of that you know we dont waste SHIIT."
Friends: Will talk shit with the person whu talks shit about yu
Homiie: will fuckk him up on the spot

Peace Out Home Dogss

Lmaoo.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your
Self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make 60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault , so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Do you work in a grocery store??

Then why are you checking me out?

Look at the key board ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK. LMFAO

"Dude she has a bf" " Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score."

oxox

-E

BobAndWaldo

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Heart you.