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Author has written 14 stories for Romance, Love, Friendship, and Humor.

Hello. My name is Erika. I guess I can tell you about myself.

I love sports. Like Heart them.

I like writing. Even though I suck at them.

I love my friends. They are fun to be with.

I love music. They're my friends too. lmAo

I love making friends. So just send me a message and we'll hangout or something.

I love you,you love me probably not We are happy family. I hate Barney. No offense.

So anyway, yeah that's me. I'm funny, retarded sadly yes cool, friendly, nice and yes that's all.

BORN TO PARTY. FORCED TO STUDY. nbd


5 Facts about Erika

1. I'm a girl. Kind of. Yup. Nah.

2. I'm random

3. I'm retarded and proud of it.

4. I loooove reading books.

5. For me, in a song, lyrics is VERY important.

6. Soccer is my sport.

7.Whatever you say, I think Spongebob is Sexy.

8. At first, I maybe the quiet/shy girl, but when you get to know me, I'm a little Hyper.

9. I like to have fun with people. Hence, I like making friends as long as you're nice.

10. I'm funny and verrryyy Hyper and RANDOm.

11. Don't treat me like crap. what goes around, comes around.

12. I hate MATH.

13. Books are my life.

14. I talk to myself. 15. I don't know how to count.

I just wanna say to everyone...

PEACE OUT.

Judge me

I'll prove you wrong.

Tell me what to do

And I'll tell you off

Say I'm not worth it

Watch where I'll end up

Call me a Bitch

I'll show you one

Fck me over

And I'll do you twice as bad

Call me crazy

But you really have no idea!

Friends: Never ask for food
Homie: are the reason there is no food
Friend: call your parents Mr/Mrs
Homie: Call your parents Mom and Dad
Friend: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong
Homie: Will sit right there with you in the cell and be like"ayy broo, we fucked up and out parents gonna fuck as up more, buhh that was liiive! friend: borrow your shit and give it back a few days later
Homie: take yur shit and forget its yurs
Friend: Know a few thingz abotu yu
Homie: Can write a book about you
Friend: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing
Homie: Will fuckk emm up
Friend: Would knock on your front door
Homie: Will come in ur house and be like "I'M HOME!
friend: Are for a while
Homie: Are for liife Friends: Will take yur drink when they think you had enuff
Homie: Will look at you, confused ! and say "BIITCH drink the rest of that you know we dont waste SHIIT."
Friends: Will talk shit with the person whu talks shit about yu
Homiie: will fuckk him up on the spot

Peace Out Home Dogss

Lmaoo.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your
Self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make 60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault , so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Do you work in a grocery store??

Then why are you checking me out?

Look at the key board ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK. LMFAO

"Dude she has a bf" " Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score."

oxox

-E


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Nothing Lasts Forever: Courtney Stewart has everything. Perfect clothes, body, and life. A great boyfriend and tons of friends. She also has a secret. One that just might kill her. Alana Dickson is the exact opposite. A loner and freak. But when their lives collide and Alana ends up with a new boyfriend, a new life, and friends, the two girls know only one can stay on top!


Stories:

Real Or Fake: Calvin Sullivan is the biggest jerk in the whole universe. He always gets what he wants. But no matter how hard he tries he just can't get the girl he it really worth all his energy trying to get her?Is he doing this for real? Or just 4 fun?

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Perfect: Caitlyn Gregory has it all; looks, clothes, money and her modeling career. The only thing she needs is someone that will make her feel special and that’s when Trey Benson comes in. he made her feel that she is loved and special just like she wanted. But what will she do when she found out Trey’s deepest secret? Will she still be perfect without him?

High school Life
: Good day Earthlings. My name is Camille and this is my high school life. It may not be perfect but what the heck, nothing is perfect. Peace Out.

My main focus are Real Or Fake And Perfect and my Joint Account, So yeah

Heart you.

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We Used To Be Friends by SandersonSisters reviews
Everything changes, including your friends. But, sometimes, there are forces that make those changes happen- and those same forces came bring it back together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/4/2008
Twisted Life by SandersonSisters reviews
Okay, so my twin sister started dating the guy I like and her ex-boyfriend wants me to pretend to date him to make her mad. Yeah...um...thats going to be fun...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Catwalk and Flashbulbs by Sav3MyS0ul reviews
Matt Lawrence, the No.1 supermodel, never takes no for an answer. When he meets Eva, an independent wildlife photographer who will not give him the attention he so desperately wants, it drives him crazy. He wants her anyhow, but she is stubborn too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 137,569 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009
Sex, Lies, and High School by Phat Models reviews
She finally did it. She finally snagged the cutest, most popular guy in school. The smart thing to do? Hang on to him with all her might. The stupidest move she could make? Fall for his best friend. UPDATED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,537 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2004
Because I Fell For You by IncapableDreams reviews
One-shot. I wanted, wished, and fantasized to press myself against him and kiss him senselessly. He was never suppose to know that. But he knows. Just kill me, kill me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
What He Wants by CherryTwister reviews
Amelia never had a problem knowing what she wanted. Now she has a huge problem. She can’t choose between the sweet skateboarder Chase and the arrogant jock Ryan. She just might find herself in a very messy love triangle.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,533 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/26/2007
Crushed Hearts by CherryTwister reviews
Melissa had a major crush on Mr. Popular, who didn’t even know she existed. But that changes when he crashes into her literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,001 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
No big deal So what if I Love You? by queen-lala reviews
How do you win a guys heart without knowing it? Why you call him names, and get him in trouble, that's how. And that's just what Lara Halls doing, but she doesn't even know it. REVISED, NEW TITLE, SAME STORY OUTLINE, BETTER CHAPTERS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,589 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Stupid Cupid by Armelle A reviews
So cupid wants to find a soulmate for Cal. Cal. My bestfriend AND My crush since dinosaurs roamed the earth....That bitch is going down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,880 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Some Stay the Same by SandersonSisters reviews
This story has now been combined with Changes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
My Boyfriend the Billionaire by Pinkamoo reviews
I stepped in front of the oncoming car. 'What do you think you're doing' The guy shouted angrily at me. 'Hitchhiking what do you think dumbass' I shouted back with a roll of my eyes 'Let me in'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
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Real Or Fake? reviews
Calvin Sullivan is the biggest jerk in the whole universe. He always gets what he wants. But no matter how hard he tries he just can't get the girl he wants.Is it really worth all his energy trying to get her?Is he doing this for real? Or just 4 fun?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009
Heads Youre Mine, Tails Im Yours :
Hailey James and Jesse Scott have been friends since birth.As time progresses,the 2 of them learns that LOVEISCOMPLICATED and that LIFEISABITCH.But they will both survive this socalled life as long as they have each other. Yeah right! they'll die for sure
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010
High School Life
In every story there’s a villain. If batman has the Joker, Camille Jones has Patricia Martins. Her mission, do whatever it takes to destroy not the Earth but Camille. She’s a super bitch and all I’m going to say is CHECK IT OUT....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,771 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009
Perfect reviews
Caitlyn Gregory has it all;looks,clothes,money and her modeling career.The only thing she needs is someonethat will make her feel special and that’s when Trey Benson comes in.He made her feel that she is loved and special just like she wanted.Read4more..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009
Real Love Or Pretend Love? reviews
Leah was forced to be Calvin's girlfriend.A hot sexy rich and apparently annoying guy.At first nothing seems wrong about this relationship until Leah's life became a complete mess.And suddenly,she found out something about their fake relationshipREAD4MORE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Just Trippin'
This is me basically talking about some stupid/random/pointless stuff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Published: 3/25/2009
MyFriendIsGoneAndOurFriendshipIsAlreadyGone reviews
My Friend Is Gone And Our Friendship Is Already Gone
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008
Liar!
You are such a liar!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Published: 9/29/2008
Are my feelings for you finally gone?
Are my feelings for you finally gone?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Published: 9/29/2008
Still Can't Move On
Warning: A VERY short poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Published: 9/22/2008
I AM SINGLE reviews
Being single sucks!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Memories In This Old School
Sad memories in the old school
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Can't move on reviews
Please don't say anything bad: Moving on is a hard thing for me to do. I m trying my best to move on and so far...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Man reviews
If i ask you this who would you choose,your best friend, who loves you or your boyfriend, the guy that you love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008