Jade Q. Dean
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Author has written 17 stories for Romance.
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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Cloak and Dagger by candid reviews
There are good guys and there are bad guys. Sometimes he's one, sometimes the other--but usually he's both. And he's falling hard for his hostage. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
The Girl's Guide To Finding A Prince Charming by xemeraldeyesx reviews
"Wait, you're Prince Charming's brother?" I asked incredulously. Now that I knew, I realised he did have the exact same blue eyes as his brother. "What's your name then? Prince Handsome?" Rewritten. Finished.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,599 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008
Better Late Than Never by The Third MRN reviews
SKoW AWARDS ROUND 12- JUDGE'S PICK for BEST HET & RUNNER-UP for BEST DRAMA! At 10, being in love with an older boy felt heady and wonderful. At 16, annoyance set in as she realized he didn't think of her the same way. Now, at 22, she feels hugely pathetic that she never got over him. But what happens when it turns out he might want her, too? Sex, idiocy, lying, & crying ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,703 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
On Hiatus by margo roth reviews
Hiatus. I wrote this when I was in eighth grade. Please don't take this seriously. I may finish it one day, but I highly doubt it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008
My Dilemma by Clover-101 reviews
I'm at a new school and everyone seems pretty nice. Except for one outstanding exception. What did I ever do to him? Why is he so mean? And why can't I stop thinking about him? - Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Splits by jlr reviews
When a slightly creepy boy shows up at Ruth's dance practice, she wants to get as far away from him as possible. When she finds out he is from a powerful political family she wants to hide under a rock. But escape is never easy. Please read and review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,276 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Remember This by Flawless Storm reviews
Alec Maclean takes a trip to the archives and he is quite certain he will remember everything that ensues. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
1 800 SEX ME UP by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
Six Degrees or, Why College Is Awesome by Le Meg reviews
Six different students, six different perspectives. One weekend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,281 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
A Little Too Much Christmas Spirit by Pinkamoo reviews
“Look, flying raccoon suit Mario,” I point over his shoulder and he looks away from me, giving me time to grab him by the collar and step up on my tip toes...and kiss him!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Dropping the Act by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Can Girls Get Testicular Cancer? by Shiori Miko reviews
A collection of the random and idiotic sayings of me and those around me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 50,704 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007
The Great Pretender by Clavel reviews
Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Monsieur Micah by Pinkamoo reviews
“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Hollywood Stowaway by Flawless Storm reviews
Florence Lockhart, writer for the hot new tabloid GOSSIP, says she's been kidnapped. Gorgeous actor Calder Drake, who's still a bit upset about the piece she wrote about him, says she's a stowaway. Either way she's stuck with him on his boat & sparks fly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
For The Win by Pinkamoo reviews
“I will when you tell me the truth,” he demands angry, grabbing my other wrist and initiating a tug of war with me. I pull my arms, trying to rip my wrists from his grasp, and then he pulls them back. “Just give up you’re not going to win this time.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
This One Last Chance by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. Sometimes when you mess things up with your girlfriend it only takes a priest, a red balloon, frozen peas and evil triplets to set things right again. This is that story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Magnetism by xoxluurve reviews
So she was the lowest in a film’s hierarchy. He was at the top. See, they kind of were in love... and then they kind of destroyed each other. Six years ago. Still, players don't easily forget that one girl who changed them. For I Love to Hate You Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Third Car's the Charm by Aurora Corona reviews
He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Do The Dew by Pinkamoo reviews
I feel my heart flutter, watching him retreat back to his desk, chewing on his own baguette and sinking down in his chair. I close my eyes and suck in my breath before opening them again. Damn that motherchucker. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
View from the Top by JamieBell reviews
“Is this where I try to make you laugh?” he murmured against my hair a few moments later. I allowed a happy little grin to steal across my face. This was kind of nice. Cozy even. I wiggled my toes contentedly inside my mismatched polka-dot socks. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since sixth grade? That’s even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Mysterious Ways by LinKat reviews
-Complete- Tempest isn't your average highschool girl. She doesn't follow the incrowd. Hell, she's an outcast! But when enemies seek the help of each other anything is possible, maybe even love. -New Authors Note As Last Update-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,162 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
13 ways to make him notice by breakingsilence reviews
after 13 attempts to make him notice, Alyssa ends up outside a party, practically blind and talking to a total stranger. Could the stranger be anything more than he seems to be?or better yet, could he possibly be the answer to her dilemna?one shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Daredevil Darren by Pinkamoo reviews
I widen my eyes and hold my arms up, as she squeals and giggles at the same time, crashing into my chest and bringing me to the grass, winding me. My chest is on fire, both with pain and of that awful fluttering.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Girlfriend by porcelain rose reviews
Emma Lane runs into famous movie star Justin Bailey. One thing leads to another and Emma agrees to pretend to be his girlfriend in order to save his career. Emma is suddenly in the spotlight but she finds she's lonely with a boyfriend who doesn't love her
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,950 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Prince Charming Doesn't Eat At McDonalds by artofjula reviews
My, rather hopeless, attempt at finding a Prince Charming. I guess them0ngrel01 was right after all. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
When In Doubt, Play Dead by adoh reviews
ONESHOT. When the mere thought of water is enough to set your heart racing, what better way to catch the attention of the guy you like by saying you're on the swim team...and then trying to prove it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Pinky and the Jackass by buzzgirl37 reviews
Oneshot. “If you weren’t a complete jackass would I actually like you? Well that’s a bit tough since you are a freakin’ jackass!” Cliched goodness. Criticism appreciated...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
iStare by Ravina reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
There's Nothing Like the First Time by Bumble Bri reviews
Adam and Madelyn have been friends for forever. He's the hot, athletic sex symbol and she's the nerdy-but-beautiful genius. Unbeknownst to her, the feelings she has for Adam may not be too far off for the ones he has for her. Two-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
I'm Not Afraid by rochemusique reviews
One word to describe me? Fearless. One word to describe him? Annoying. For a guy supposedly known for being polite, kind, and fun to be around, he sure was rude, petty, and no fun whatsoever. But, then again, he thought the same thing about me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,207 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Pickup Lines by Vione reviews
A one-shot challenge. Dared by her best friend, Celia was forced to use a cheesy pickup line to a gorgeous guy. However, how did the innocent cheesy pickup lines change to innuendos? Lemon.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Of Necks and Hickeys by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Warmth by Wolf's Night reviews
OneShot: Casey doesn't like people knowing that she's not like everyone else and she definitely doesn't need anyone's pity or help. He was just curious about the bookshop girl with too many weird quirks. So what does he do? Stalks her. Kind of. R&R?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Unhealthful Circumstances for the Mind by Noreia reviews
Immature. Irresponsible. Irremediable. Impossibly attractive. Remind me again why I didn’t change my schedule when I had the chance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Sadie by Pinkamoo reviews
His fingers curl around the zip and pull it up slowly, delicately, as if he were zipping up a princess’s dress, and not some clumsy git’s who just turned over a pile of shawls upon herself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Sweet Little Lies by The Toothpaste Fiend reviews
She’s been dumped by her boring boyfriend, well, ex boyfriend for another girl. And now, she was wants revenge. How? Well, she’s going to seduce the other girl. There’s only one snag, his hot older brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,381 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Why I Do Not Praise the Porcelain Gods by Aynn reviews
Brier managed to survive university without a single hangover only to get completely trashed at a welcome home party. The killer hangover the following morning is just the first in a series of disasters that follow. Oh, the consequences of keg-chugging.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Seclusion by crzyxswirls reviews
One new girl, an ultra-popular guy, jealous cheerleaders, and wannabe jock friends. Nice combination, right? -Complete-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,120 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Slut, the Merman and the Axe Murderer by Pinkamoo reviews
“Mmmnnn,” he says and squeezes me, crushing me to him and letting out a happy noise, “you’re mine, slut.” I don’t get offended. I am a slut. At least, for tonight I am. A HALLOWEEN ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Forget about my mum What about me, Stacy? by Pinkamoo reviews
He’s totally in love with her and is deluded that some day and some day soon my mum’s going to leave my dad for him. But what I'm wrong...what if he isn't coming over for my mum, what if he's really coming over for me under false pretenses?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Shadow Defenders by Volurin reviews
She turned slowly and looked over her shoulder to stare at him. The Vampier was lounging against her bed head and motioned with his index finger. “Come here, little Slayer. I won’t bite…hard.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,925 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
When a Jock likes you by jellybeancurd reviews
Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Okay Then by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So she missed having my Canadian cousin around because unlike me, he listened to what she said. As if I had any control over how distracting her lips were. All I'm saying is that Ian couldn't have been straight. I mean, honestly. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Three Weeks by Undecided.And.Confused reviews
He is not an arrogant bastard and she's not a man hater.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Decision Time, Peanut by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot "Of course I'm crying," I said frankly, "I've been crying for months. In fact I've pretty much been crying ever since my boyfriend said 'oh and this is my brother Mac' and I thought I was having a heart attack."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
The Bluest Eyes by Vivian Locke reviews
Matthew Braun has spent his entire university career building his reputation as the main playboy on campus. That is until his friends bet him 500 dollars that he could never get the most stuckup bookworm, Rayne Johnson, to spend a night with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
He's Just Teasing by gummybearmurder reviews
Everyone has secrets. That's for damn sure. I just moved and it seems like this whole stupid town's keeping things from me! Everyone has a past I know that. But.. If I don't get all these pasts fixed, there wont be a future for any of us. sequel up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,399 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
It Was Only a Kiss by Campiee reviews
The dare was simple, kiss a stranger, someone she would never see again. He had on another school's jacket! So why is he now at her school? She doesn't need this!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,608 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Misappropriated by Juneaux reviews
Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Sweets by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Because Hello Kitty and chocolate always make a relationship worth trying. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
A Relationship by Flawless Storm reviews
A short story about Duncan MacLean and seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Hollywood Fairytale by Flawless Storm reviews
When Kiernan Maitland went missing, it was up to me to find him. Me... find an actor who is known to be terrifying, both on and off the screen. How would I know that finding him would set off my own Hollywood fairytale. Short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Flawless Storm reviews
An ordinary day at work becomes the stuff of wicked dreams when Madison mistakes a mild aphrodisiac for aspirin. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
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Thief in the Night
A visit from a strange man with information about a long lost family heir loom of hers and a proposal to give it to her in exchange for her help with stealing a locket from her uncle from a highly secured building puts Jane in a dangerous situation.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Published: 12/31/2011
Valentine's Day reviews
Flash Me Suddenly! Valentine's Day challenge. A romance flaring up between two childhood friends. Funny and short, enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
The Famous Author reviews
Mia is in a pickle. She's written four romantic books, but the publisher won't pay her till the fifth is done. She has a writer's block and lacks experience in her own genre. At the end of her wits she meets her favorite author at a party. Two-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Party reviews
Amy's at a party. She doesn't know how she ended up there, but she likes the fact that Jason is there. Jason's the guy she's been having her eye on for the past few weeks. He's looks like a baddie though. Just a short one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
The other girl reviews
Trey left high school with a bad memory. Now in college, he meets Haley, a girl with the same name as the girl who laughed at him for liking her in high school. The name gives him bad memories though. Happy ending sequel to Object of my Affection.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Story of my Life revised reviews
My only goal was to have an easy high school life and leave this dump with as little trouble and bad memories as possible. The finish was in sight and I wouldn’t let it be ruined by some idiot ex-boyfriend who thought he could get me back for some reason.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009
Story of my Life reviews
Jade almost made it through high school without trouble, now it's almost over and suddenly things are starting to get more difficult. Her ex wants to get back together, the guy she hates is causing her friends to fight and Jade's in the middle.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009
My brother's best friend reviews
In the door opening, holding the door, stood the guy I hated the most in the whole world. His blonde hair was lying disheveled on his head; his sharp gray eyes were staring at me, equally disgusted as I was. I didn't have anywhere else to go though...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
The jock syndrome reviews
After 'the mascot incident' Tara has become a social outcast with a passion for a jock/nerd romance. She doesn't have a jock though, and she's no nerd. Then, Dean comes into her class. “You have gorgeous eyes,” I say as I lean over, fully mesmerized. Oops
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Object of my affection reviews
I’m trying not to be too sappy as I say: “Look Danny, I like Haley. I’m not interested in other girls besides her. Is that so hard to believe?” Trey is trying to capture the object of his affection, but will he succeed?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Memories of a drunk night reviews
Looking at Jake, I hated him even more. He wasn’t affected by the alcohol at all and he must’ve had a lot as well. “What the hell happened last night?” Jake demanded. Hungover Lily awakes in the bed of the guy next door she hates. What happened?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Payback Parker reviews
“Did someone call my name?” Parker, or Payback Parker as some people liked to refer to him, was notorious in our small town school. Need revenge? Look for Parker. “Oh, and Abby?" he said with a weird look, "I will make it worth your while.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Watching paint dry reviews
“I’m fully aware of what I’m doing,” I assured him. “I don’t hate you. I got over that way back. I like you Duncan, I think I might actually be in l-,” but he never let me finish that sentence. Instead, he clamped a big hand over my mouth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Megan reviews
After Jeremy and Kenny, and a few after that, I was really starting to feel suspicious. How could someone be your BFF if they’d practically steal all the guys you’ve ever liked? I don't think that happens to all friends. So I started distrusting Vanessa.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Home sweet home reviews
“Now what was that all about?”I demanded as soon as we had left the club. He reached for his cigarettes and lit one, closing his eyes as he inhaled the smoke. He opened his bright blue eyes and stared down at me.“Just a little misunderstanding,”he smirked
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Dear diary reviews
Everyone has their own special thoughts they just can't put into words. Nasty thoughts they wouldn't want anyone to know. They can put it into a diary though, right? DISCONTINUED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
High School's a bitch reviews
Kristen is really fed up with her image. Everybody thinks that she's cold, which isn't true at all. With only one more week left until graduation, will she be able to finally get noticed by the boy she likes? ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008