To Whom It May Concern
I am a reader not a writer... just wanted to get that out of the way...
the only thing you need to concern yourself with me is if you have a story you want me to read and review.
If it sucks don't expect a review.
If I have issues reading your story I will tell you straight out that I can't read it and give you the reasons why.
(for more details look for the bolded and underlined 7)
If it makes me cry or giggle like a madman/women then expect a very odd review...
If it blows shit-bits everywhere, expect me to send you tips on how to fix it.
(note that said tips do not work for everybody)
If your story doesn't have Romance in it I'm not reading... plain and simple
My favorite genre if anyone is wondering is Romantic Horror. A example of this is a book I read once call The Summoning. Had romance and gore all rolled into one bloody, sexy package.
My interests include
(not limited to seeing as this list grows just about everyday)
Theifs (I like this spelling even if it's inaccurate.. It looks sexy-er)
Oh and BIG WORDS are a positive. If I have to look for a word on Dictionary.com then I will be happy.
oh look you were smart and found the 7, good for you!
Anyways this little section is to tell you what I hate in stories.
I hate hate hate when the diologe in a type of theatrical script format
Joe: I just washed the car today.
Bob: That's swell Joe.
Next I will have alot of issues with your story if you have no details. I need a picture painted without too much thought. I want to enjoy reading (which isn't all that hard consitering its me were typeing about) Not loth it because I have a headach because someone doesn't know a cooler word for blue (icy blue, or calming, sky, ocean, robin eggs blue: goes into a rant about colors) EXAMPLE of a good discription would be his eyes sparkled with the intensity of the stars in a night sky. Stars that with their last bit of energy give off a huge blast of power, one that makes me weak at the knees... or something like that. Also it's be nice to know of surroundings once in awhile.
Lastly I ABSOLUTELY HATE when the romance in a romantic story happens too fast. I don't believe in love at first sight, but that doesn't mean that love at first sight is like. EXAMPLE hot guy across street, he's coming towards me, sex, the end. Likewise if the romance feels scripted or fake I will hate it just as much.
oh and one more thing. No txt tlk please. I support good grammer even if I'm horrible at spelling.
Books I've read and LOVED!
by Lesley Livingston
..:awesome Fae/Faerie story! Even has a Kelpsie in a bathtub named Lucky!
30 Days of Night (novelization of the movie)
by Tim Lebbon
..:All I can say is love the gore and not all vampires are hot and sparkely.
by Melissa Marr
..:Unbeknownst to mortals, a power struggle is unfolding in a world of shadows and danger. After centuries of stability, the balance among the Faery Courts has altered, and Irial, ruler of the Dark Court, is battling to hold his rebellious and newly vulnerable fey together. If he fails, bloodshed and brutality will follow. Seventeen-year-old Leslie knows nothing of faeries or their intrigues. When she is attracted to an eerily beautiful tattoo of eyes and wings, all she knows is that she has to have it, convinced it is a tangible symbol of changes she desperately craves for her own life. The tattoo does bring changes—not the kind Leslie has dreamed of, but sinister, compelling changes that are more than symbolic. Those changes will bind Leslie and Irial together, drawing Leslie deeper and deeper into the faery world, unable to resist its allures, and helpless to withstand its perils. . . .
Darkest Powers: The Summoning
by Kelley Armstrong
..:My name is Chloe Saunders and my life will never be the same again. All I wanted was to make friends, meet boys, and keep on being ordinary. I don't even know what that means anymore. It all started on the day that I saw my first ghost—and the ghost saw me. Now there are ghosts everywhere and they won't leave me alone. To top it all off, I somehow got myself locked up in Lyle House, a "special home" for troubled teens. Yet the home isn't what it seems. Don't tell anyone, but I think there might be more to my housemates than meets the eye. The question is, whose side are they on? It's up to me to figure out the dangerous secrets behind Lyle House . . . before its skeletons come back to haunt me.
You Don't Know Me
by David Klass
..:Dark and funny. John ("My father named me after a toilet!") wrestles with the certainty that no one really knows him -- not in his miserable home, and certainly not at school. It's true that no one can guess his hidden thoughts, which are hilarious, razor-sharp observations about lust, love, tubas, algebra, everything. And then there's his home: his father ran off years ago, so he's being raised by his mother, who works long hours, and by her boyfriend, whom John calls "the man who is not and never will be my father." This man is his enemy, an abusive disciplinarian who seems to want to kill John and, in a horrible final confrontation, nearly succeeds. Moving, wholly involving, original, and emotionally true, You Don't Know Me is a multilayered novel that presents a winning portrait of an understandably angst-ridden adolescent.
I'm a blonde
(I hope thats self explaintory)
I'm a vampire during the summer until band camp comes up so I read mostly during the night.
(so if you want a review wait till morning...oh look its 5:32am... almost bed time!)
Just give me something different then the norm!
(~but with some lemon n' lime if you catch my drift~)
Sorry if I'm kinda demanding.
(DAMN RIGHT I'M DEMANDING I WANT TO READ A EFFING GOOD STORY!!)
OH AND NO UNCOMPLETED STORIES OR ONESHOTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO PISS ME OFF!!
(~Hell hath no fury like a women scorn~)
PMS-ing when I typed this profile
(I didn't want to use smileys it would make it less professional looking... I want some banana pudding)