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Joined 08-30-08, id: 628883, Profile Updated: 11-29-08
Author has written 9 stories for Love, General, Friendship, General, Fantasy, and Life.

This is Jeslo. Greetings, and welcomes. This is me, the one place I can actually talk about me and be happy. To feel free.

Writing, music and photography are my passion...and anime. But I also like to read and draw (anime...), and be with my many friends.

Name: Sorry, can't give that out. Just call me Jeslo-chan...or just Jeslo.
Hair:Just got it cut!! It's dark brown, shaggy layered with sidebangs.
Eyes:Brown
Skin: Naturally tan.
Height: 5'1.
Background: Mother from Philipenes, dad from canada. I'm a half asian gurl!
Pets: I have one cat.
My colors: Black and yellow are tops. But I like red, blue, and green too...I absolutely loathe pink though, ~shudders~
Favie animals: wolves, snakes...and non existant ones! XD
Favie books: Twilight, Impulse, Cathy's Book, Vampire Academy
Favie movies: Anime. And then there's Twilight Favie Sports: Badminton, basketball, dancing...

My attitude: Hm...what a toughie haha. Well, let's just say I'm usually an all around happy person. I get my antisocial moments and i can get irritated, but hey, doesn't everyone? I care for my friends, and yes, I can get very attatched to people (HAH). School can be pretty fun for me, but I like breaks. I like to be different and creative (that's probably why I like writing). I love to get compliments n_n

Some music that I like: Okay well, I like pretty much everything EXCEPT country...but to be specific, here's some examples...
-Hedley (trip)-The Sweeny Todd Soundtrack -Theory of a Deadman (like all their songs...)-Secret (Greely Estates)-
Nickelback -The Reason (Hoobastank)-Alesana-The Devil Wears Prada...and SOOO much more haha.

My Quotes:

1. Love is a form of slow suicide.
2. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.
3. Sometimes I need what you can only provide: your absence.
4. Hard work never hurt anyone...but why take the chance?
5. You push me, I'll push you 10x harder...
6. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit.
7. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demands.
8. What is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbor. That is the whole Torah. The rest is commentary.
9. A bend in the road is not the end of the road...unless you fail to make the turn.
10. It's always the darkest just before dawn, so if you're going to steal you're neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it.
11. Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
12. Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before...
13. Gravity is an unforgiving motherfucker.
14. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
15. It's better to burn out than fade away.
16. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
17. There is no calm before the storm, there is only the tempest.
18. Laugh when you're alive, cause' when you're dead, it's just not funny.
19. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definately not for you.
20. Suicide Hotline, please hold...
21. See an angel, discover a devil...
22. No blood, no foul.
23. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
24. So what's the speed of dark...?
25. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
26. Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
27. Behind every demsel is a fire breathing dragon.
28. You have ONE advantage over me...you can kiss my ass and I can't.
29. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
30. Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
31. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fell into a sewer and died.
32. Love will die if held too tightly, love will fly if held too lightly.
33. There is dignity in suffering, nobility in pain, but failure is a salted wound that burns and burns again.
34. Death is instant, pain will end, glory is forever.
35. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must.
36. If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
37. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
38. He who laughs last didn't get it.
39. I'm not ignorant, I just like to tune you out.
40. If you can smile when things go wrong, you've found someone to blame it on.
41. There is no stupid question...just stupid people.
42. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
43. Engergizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
45. The computer beat me at checkers once, but he was no match for me at boxing...
46. If you die in an elevator, remember to push the up button.
47. Car service: if it's not broken, we'll fix it.
48. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
49. I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make a difference.
50. We are the people your mother warned you about.
51. Love is black and white until you fall in love.
52. We are the best of life!
53. I want you to find me when I'm dead, so you can see the bullet that I wrote your name on, and so you know that you were going through my mind when death took me away...
54. Music and you. The things I need to survive. Or else I am nothing.
55. Roses are red, pansies are blue, sugar is sweet, so unlike you. Roses have wilted, pansies are dead, sugar pots empty, just like your head. Roses are crushed, pansies pinned with a dart, sugar pots cold, just like your heart.
56. The higher you climb, the farther you fall.
57. I hate you, yet I love you.
58. Despite all sorrow, you are the one that is able to make me laugh.
59. It's better to be a chicken than to be a sheep. A lesson to be learnt by all.
60. Sometimes people need to face the facts that they were just made to be in a psycho ward...
61. Why go through all that trouble when you can just trick a fool into doing it for you?
62. Life is like a rollercoaster, it tosses you round and round everytime you get on.
63. No glove, no love.
64. Let's vote on the vote on the vote...
65. The moon shone upon my knife, the blood streamed as I took my own life.
66. Water. The cause of all things wet.
67. This. That. Yes. No. Up. Down. Free flow.
68. Confused+fucked=confucked.
69. Easy now my fuzzy little man peach.
70. This is how I roll.
71. Here is the church and here is the steeple, we're pretty cute for two ugly people.
72. Supercalafragalisticexpialadotious...the word that should have never been spoken...
73. Color is overrated...yellow is an exception...
74. It's not just a peice of paper. It's a blank object just waiting to be burned.
75. Mmmm...burnt flesh...
76. I always like listening to the rain outside my window. Sometimes I like dancing in it just for fun. Won't you join me?
77. You are my anti-drug...along with music and chocolate...
78. They say the one that decides is your heart, but who's gunna tell me when it's fallin' apart?
79. I will raid your house!...after you find me something to eat.
80. I think I'm tough enough to stand on my own, but keep by my side, I don't wanna be alone.
81. Cheese. An edible dairy product...what's the emotional meaning?
82. Let's talk about sex...NOT.
83. Be a fruitloop in a world of cheerios.
84. Hold on, I'm on my hamburger phone.
85. Keep it simple. I'm kinda stoned.
86. I love you so much, I'd share my cheese with you.
87. If Tylenol, ductape or bandaids can't fix it...you have a serious problem.
88. This is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet.
89. Keep your coins, I want change.
90. We can learn a lot from crayons; some are pointy, some are dull, some are pretty, some are small, and some have funny names, but they all have to learn to sit in the same box.
91. One by one the penguins steal my sanity...
92. Excuse me, did you say something about tachos...?
93. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
94. I'm not a bitch. I just have a low bullshit tolerance.
95. Durex. Cause' you don't know where she's been.
96. No mistakes. Just unintentional improvisations.
97. Snarky. Google that shit.
98. Sarcasm. The body's natural defense against stupid.
99. Due to the financial restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
100. Life is like a pen. You can cross something out but you can never erase it.
101. This would be difficult on a couch...
102. Death. The number one killer in the USA. Tell your friends.
103. Techies bang all day, screw all night.
104. Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
105. I hear you've taken a vow of silence...wanna talk about it?
106. I turn out the dark...
107. Well that's debatable...

That's a lot about me. Pretty much everything you have to know. I like getting messages! Ask away anything!

My story that is under construction at the moment is called My Boyfriend is a Vampire Two: Check No Romeo.
Check it Out.

Ready or Not, Here I Die by Jareth the Monk reviews
A poltergeist-type story, partially inspired by "The Changeling" starring George C. Scott, and also from some other stories heard through the years. Really though, why would anybody want to haunt this rotten world anyway?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
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My Boyfriend's a Vampire Two: Check No Romeo reviews
Cierra gets a surprise when her best friend, and old lover, comes back to town. What happens to them with him in the way? And more struggles just seem to pop up along the way... can they be overcome? Or do they leave them devastated?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Unanswered Questions
those lingering questions everyone wonders about... the ones that really bug you.. the ones that could make you. or break you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
I'm Taller Than Your Attitude
Guys are jerks. It's a reality we all have to face.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
My Boyfriend's a Vampire reviews
the findings of the ever-so-rare vampire is found by an innocent girl, when she notices her boyfriend's strange whereabouts. How will she uncover this? And what happens when an old friend steps in?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Lost Friend reviews
Never thought we'd drift away like this...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
For Eternity reviews
Not my best...but still read and tell me what needs flippin!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008
My Never Intended Death reviews
the death of a loved one was never intended...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Free of the Evil Inside Me reviews
the servant of the devil? Well not for long...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
My love and my life reviews
Is partially true, is based on real feelings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete