Yo... It's me. If you are here, you either read a review and wanted to see who I was or you have read one of my storys and wanted to learn more about me...

Well here is my information that I will randomly put up here!!

Age: 14

Gender: female

Name: Jordan

Status: Insane

Social status: Single

Gender that I date: Male

Fav time of day: NIGHT!!

Fav shows: Hellsing, Hellsing OVA, InuYasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji, Blood, Reba, Invader Zim, Fresh Prince, Johnny Test, Boondocks, Home Movies, South Park, Still Standing (I'm like Tina!! Or so I'm told... 'Dad was shaking all over and started throwing up. It was hilarious.')

Fav movies: Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, One Missed Call, InuYasha movies, Mad Money, National Lampoon vacation, Vampire hunter D, Sweeny Todd, Phantom of the Opera, 10th Kingdom, Underworld, resident evil 1-3, Mad Money, Last Holiday.

Fav. books: Bram Stroker's Dracula, Vampire Hunter D books, Hellsing Manga, Vampire lore, Twilight series, The Historian, The Alchemist, The Host, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee!, I feel Sick... anything by Jhonen Vasquez

Places I want to go: Romania, England (again), Germany (again), Japan, Russia, and Hungry and as

I, Ecaterina Dracula, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

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A Stupid conversation...

Jordan: Oh, I get it now.

Chandler: You get what now?

Jordan: Oh, it's just that they when to the second Statue of Liberty and-

Chandler: wait... did you just say second statue of Liberty? No, that's not right. There's 1 statue of Liberty and it's in New York.

Jordan: ... No... there were actually three but the third one got demaged.

Chandler: NO THERE'S NOT!! AMERICA IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT HAS ONE!!

Jordan: ...No, there's noe in France to. It was a seal to a treaty, if my memory is correct. I belive that the third one was to go to England but, as mentioned before, got damaged.

Chandler: (world crashing down around her) I don't believe you.

Jordan: You don't believe that there are more than one Statue of Liberty?

Chandler: YOU LIE!!

Jordan: Why would I lie about thi-

Chandler: LIIEEEEE!!