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Joined 09-01-08, id: 629118, Profile Updated: 09-16-10
Author has written 4 stories for General, Thriller, and Young Adult.

Formally TakingShotsForMotherNature.

Name: Jac

Age: 18

Gender: Who cares

Location: I'm not in the market for stalkers

Latest Obsession: Sherlock Holmes

A Euterpe. I need one. Or rather, I just need to get inspired more easily. >;)

Scheduling = Fail

"There is nothing so unnatural as the commonplace." ~ Sherlock Holmes, A Case of Identity by Conan Doyle

Current Projects:

J.O.Y. ~ xD Shit. That spells out joy. How ironic. And so befitting. ;3 I'm not sure I'll actually end up writing this. It was just some fantastical idea that came to me when I was depressed--not to say it's a depressing story. It's very dark and action-y(perhaps?) but... it'll make you more homicidal than suicidal.

S.T.W.M.Y.S.Y.P. ~ It's got a long-ass name but it explains EVERYTHING. (9/12: I forgot what this story was. Haha. 8D)

G.o.C. ~ Started! Finally. (9/12: Will most likely start this up again soon. o 3o)

O.F.U.F. ~ Probably won't end up doing this one.

Greatest Books I've Read: The Larry Trilogy--1st book is The Gospel According to Larry. Written by Janet Tashjian X3 Basically, it's about this kid who tries to change the world(ending commercialism and all that) through a website. BUT, he gets outed and turns into the ultimate product. Riveting, no?

The Wentworths by Katie Arnoldi. It's about a dysfunctional rich family. It's written in a unique style that I may brandish in the future. ;3

How I Paid for College: A novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship, and Musical Theater by Mark Acito. In my opinion, greatest book I've read EVER. The title pretty much explains it all. And for all you folks who thought Holden Caufield made the wrong decision with his teacher(y'know that part where he COULD've fucked his teacher?), you'll be pleasantly in love with this literary masterpiece set in 80's Jersey.

I'm trying to remember other good books that I've read in the past year but nothing else really comes to mind. D: BUT, Acito has another book that I've yet to read called "Attack of the Theater People" X3 I want to read it SO fucking bad. His blog's kinda funny, too. ;3

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Lips Burn Caustic by patsylooj reviews
so, he's a homophobe and emophobe. he's gay and emo. he acts like a cat, he's a vain vocalist, she's pissed, he's a psycho killer, he's wearing lady clothes, they're making out, and that song title makes no sense. the hell. to the myspace degeneration
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,430 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Private Practice by Kenyako Divination reviews
Slash/Yaoi. The story of a doctor and his unorthodox activities and love affair with his patient. On-going...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,874 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/11/2008
Slash from the Scene Girl's Pen by parasitic pathos reviews
MM SLASH ZOMG! My attempt at making fun of all the crappy, cliched, slash stories on this site and elsewhere on the internet. Will Pete find true love? ! One shot. You people like this thing way too fucking much. wtf
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
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German on Crack
Steady beginnings heed high drama. The latest: How Rachel got fucked up and the beginning of Tracy's night-of-losing-virginity. Rated M for Mansex--chapter 3, hopefully. No offense to Germany.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009
Mansex & Music
PILLOWBOOK TIME. Random collection of my daily life and msn conversations only the epic ones, of course . Rated M because some fucked up shit goes down in my msn convo's.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Published: 9/14/2010
Nonsense and Numbness
Just poems I write. ;p They don't really make any sense but whatever. Sometimes I just get the itch to write some poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 698 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008
The Gingerbread Man reviews
About a guy who kills a bunch of people. D It's short because it was for a contest and the limit was 1000 words.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete