Lecter R. Purgatory
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Joined 09-01-08, id: 629132, Profile Updated: 10-06-15
Author has written 3 stories for Mystery, Horror, and Supernatural.

Let's see, what is there to tell about myself? I'm a 22 year old guy from New Zealand who is currently studying Chemistry in University, I like long walks on the beach, video games, Anime, good books and killing irritating/stupid people. In fact, I once killed a very annoying cosplayer on a beach with a chemistry textbook. Good times. :)

Guess I should start posting stuff about me huh? Okay then, where to start...

I like anything that can be considered strange, weird or abnormal in any way, and I absolutely LOVE puzzles, any game you can think of that requires solving puzzles or riddles I will love! My favorite being "999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors" for the Nintendo DS, specifically because I have always had the fantasy of being kidnapped and forced to solve dozens of puzzles (either on my own or with others) in order to escape. Bizarre I know.

Favorite Movie: Tough question; I watch a lot of movies when I have time and I often end up watching the movies I do like twice. I'd say that I love any Disney movie (Or ANY good musical, really) and any good horror movie. It doesn't matter if they are scary. My all time favorites would be the Hannibal Lecter movie adaptions. (They are mostly loyal to the books and I love them for it, Anthony Hopkins delivers a powerful performance) and Alfred Hitchcock's suspenseful classic: Psycho. (Scared the shit out of me when I first watched it all those years ago. xP)

Favorite TV Show: Another hard one, I'd say Doctor Who & Torchwood are definitely at the top. I liked Breaking Bad for a while but stopped watching it halfway through Season 2, I loved Dexter but was REALLY disappointed by the series finale, Sherlock is awesome but I like Elementary better since it has a LOT more content and I don't have to wait half as long between seasons.
I like to watch a bunch of the old series as well, like M*A*S*H, Hogans Heroes, Porridge, The Young Ones, Blackadder, Scrubs... Did I just call Scrubs an 'old' series? What the hell is wrong with me? It only got cancelled in 2009 or something! Dx

Favorite Book/Author: This one's easy, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. I read it a long time ago when I was about 14-15 and the poetry of his writing captivated me and has remained as the single greatest work of fiction that I have ever read. I'd be lying if I said that no other author piece of fiction can match him, H.P Lovecraft, C.S Lewis, Edgar Allen Poe, J.K Rowling, Tolkien and Thomas Harris all CERTAINLY come close; but Wilde will always hold a very special place in my heart.

Favorite Game: Jenga... Oh, you meant video game? Well, that's a tough one to nail down... If we're talking about classic games then I'd cast a vote for either Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (For the Nintendo Gamecube) or Vampire: The Masqurade (PC).
But as far as modern gaming goes then I'd DEFINITELY go for Mass Effect 3, Heavy Rain or Prototype (1 and 2).
I also recently started getting into PC gaming. Granted the only PC games I have ever played have been VTMB, Thief: Deadly Shadows and Elder Scrolls: Skyrim. But I have fallen in love with the modding community and have decided to start exploring avenues outside of console gaming. :)

Favorite Song: Impossible for me to answer accurately since it changes with my mood; I have 'The Ballad of Sweeney Todd' playing on my iPhone as I write this so let's say that is my current favorite song for now, shall we?
My favorite music GENRE is also up for debate; I listen to a lot of different kinds of bands like Green Day, Rolling Stones, Nickleback, Sex Pistols, Billy Joel, All-American Rejects, Blink-182, Bon Jovi, Ozzy Ozborne, Breaking Benjamin, The Clash, Disturbed, The Irresponsibles, Linkin Park, Opshop, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Skillet, Voltaire Drowning Pool and probably hundreds of others dating back to at least the early 1960's (Not counting the Pirates of Penaze' and any musical soundtracks)
But I also listen to a lot more modern pop music than any straight man should, like Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Adam Lambert, Avril Lavigne, Lady Gaga, Westlife and etc. Luckilly; I am confident enough in my sexuality to listen to these things anyway regardless of current company. Point is; if it has a good beat and good lyrics then I'll like it. :)

Hates: There are a lot of things I hate, I doubt I will ever list them all but I'll write down the top ten that come to mind:

1: People who interrupt others when they are talking. (I will rip your tongue out through your asshole.)

2: Rude people in general. (Basically anyone with bad manners like chewing with their mouths open, people who throw tantrums at other absent good reason, people who ruin enjoyable things for everyone else or assholes who pick fights with strangers. They bring out the sadist in me.)

3: People who drive 70km on a 100km road. (Any slow driver, actually. I know it's classified as road rage when I get pissed off at them but at least I have the courtesy to pull over when I think people want to pass me on a busy road. T.T)

4: Children. (Young ones. I hate how loud they get and the tantrums they throw, I worked in a Cafe' for years and can tell you stories for hours about how many times I have had to put up with children of all ages crying and screaming at their parent's for sweets. It is the main reason why I have no desire whatsoever to become a parent.)

5: Religious Nuts. (I could go on a long rant about this; but I won't. I come onto Fictionpress to write and read, not to bitch and preach.)

6: Buying a game after reading so many good reviews about it on every website and gamer magazine only to find that it was complete and utter shit. (I'm looking at you; Final Fantasy 13)

7: Bullies. (You have no idea how much shit I had to put up with in my early school life. If I could go back to those days I would have fought back, instead I spent 4 years in therapy after my first year in high school.)

8: Amy Whinehouse. (I hate her. Both her music and her as a person, don't ask why.)

9: People who wear socks and sandals. (Just... Why?)

10: Hardcore Feminists. (There is nothing wrong with gender equality, in fact I support it. But when you start insisting that 'equality' means that your gender is the superior sex and should be given preferential treatment over others of the opposite sex then you are just being a bigot.)

Anyway, I guess that is all that needs to be said about myself for now. The rest you'll have to learn from either reading my stories or chatting to me. If you like what you read and think it might be fun to chat; PM me. I'm always interested in meeting new people. :)



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Good People Die reviews
My name is Samuel and I really shouldn't be speaking with you, but I just can't resist. If you'll permit me, I'll tell you my story. At the risk of sounding mad; I have been spirited away to a world unlike our own. Where adventure and intrigue go hand-in-hand with risk and danger. Do I have your attention yet? Then have a seat, because this is where things start to get a bit weird.
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My name is Lecter, granted it is not my real name but it is what I have come to be known as and will have to do. Come and be seated, honored guest, and I shall tell you my story. The story of my decent into the darkness and the silence that lurks beyond the thin veil of our reality... This is the story that I could not tell you then... A story that I may never tell again...
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