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Death to K INTERNATIONAL!!
Doom to Kel!
The woman screamed, "An alien! It wants to swallow our brains!" she gripped her boyfriend, holding on for dear life.
This is approved by the Hammer and Sickle!
don't forget to THINK, sometime it WORKS!
I’m reaaaaalllly tempted to see if I will die if I jump off this fuckin chair
I wonder if I fell from this height,” Zexion thought staring at the ground, “Would the impact be enough to kill me?”
uhg, whatever happened to the days when people discussed
Be perverted technique…check. This never works… no clue why.
I was born on a battlefield. Raised on a battlefield. Gunfire, sirens and screams... They were my lullabies
Aren’t you being a little overdramatic?”
he would go happily, painfully sure... but happily
Always waiting, Always lurking, Always in darkness!
Sakura for the love of all that is good and precious, for the sake of every man, woman, and Sasuke, don't strip
Now he understand why Kagome said that in her time when a girl gave a gay guy a boner while dancing it was a compliment
Tobi was legally insane. Naruto himself saw the license
"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later he'll
"Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?" -Hiei speaking to Kuwabara (YYH)
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but ye take th' cake fer tha'! Ye don' make bombs go BOOM
"I can't believe I said all that touchy-feely stuff for nothing!" -Yuusuke (YYH)
"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice-box." -Hiei (YYH)
"Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?" -Lisa, The Simpsons
"Lord . . . what the hell am I doing here?" -Wolfwood, Trigun
"I'll turn him into a flea...a harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, then
"If you wish to taste the ground feel free to attack me." -Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"Anyone who sees me has got a date with his maker!" -Duo Maxwell, episode 2 of Gundam Wing
"There's no way... I'll lose... To a coward who's always whining about destiny." -Naruto
"I will never let my comrades die!" -Kakashi, Naruto vol. 2 (Shonen Jump english)
"I'm risking my life for this weirdo?" Terazuma, Yami no Matsuei vol. 9 (Viz english)
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries,
"God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts." -Unknown
"Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree." -a warning to all who have children
"A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt
"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex?
"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them,
"All I see in your sword is fear. If I dodge, I'm afraid of being hit. If I'm protecting someone,
I should have known. In life I wasn’t given a break, so why should I expect anything different in the afterlife
Both stories are the stories of my life. And that's who I am
"But we know that's not your real name." -Hikari Tsuki
"I'm surrounded by Idiots." Scar, from, The Lion King.
"Microsoft...WORD!"- Shika-kun the 2nd and Me.
"I'm so cool, it hurts." -Me.
"...What could go wrong?" -Cosmo from The Fairly Oddparents.
"Say Whaaaaaaaat?" -Paul from my class.
"Let's have a moment of silence for this man's dignity." -Garfield the cat.
"A question that sometimes drives me hazy; am I or the others crazy?"-Albert Einstein.
"Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most." -Mark Twain.
"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and having him catch his hand in the drill." -Johnny Carson.
"If the world's a stage, I want to operate the trapdoor." -Paul Beatly.
"Stay in school, if not, get a career in acting." -My mom.
"I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere-land! With Paul!" -Maddie from my class.
"House-Man-Zah-Der-Hoosen?" -Sam, trying to say some football player's name.
"You can throw me like a boomerang, I'll come back and beat you up..." -Ashlee Simpson, La La
"Hello ladies." -Tom.
"Hello Desperate." -Emma.
"Bikinis are for squares. I am not a square. I am a circle." -Myself.
"You can't go in there! ...I haven't cleaned my room in ten years." -My neighbor Katie.
"If I'm a tiger... what are you? Should I eat you?" -Myself.
"Well, you've never had your hand bitten off by a weasel before!" -Me
"If you use a screwdriver to sniff the strawberries, you'll never get Michael Jackson to win the horserace" - Kelcey
"I call this my spirit sword monster beast doughnut!" -Kuwabara
"It's a ninja thing" - Me
"Well Gaara has... -dude, you ever seen star wars?" - Me
"Watching Hiei fall out of a tree never fails to make me smile" - Me
"I have a thing for guys in eyeliner" - Nina
"Today I got lost on the road of life" - Kakashi
"Shut up or I'll stab you with my spirit gun" - Me
"Who wants to sit on my lap? (crickets chirp) ...Anyone?" - John
"holds MM in hand I wish for spontaneous combustion...looks into hands Not you!" - Kelcey
"You Maka me bleed!" - Random Puuchuu
"I'm not bitter or anything but goddam!" - Excel
"I woke up NAKED!" - John
SNG: FAUST IS A SEXY BEAST!
"There's no way I'm going to drink some white juice thats secreted from a cow!" - Edward Elric
Manta: Yoh, that Ren kid wants to take you out!
"shut up or I'll squish you"- Gaara in a fanfic by sand-nin-gurl
"I'll stab him while he's doing the YMCA" -Dave
"quick, let's bury him before somebody blames us" - Ari
"where are my underpants?"
Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life, right?
And so we march on, for better or for worse!
The name’s Axel, A-X-E-L got it memorized?”
Xigbar: Clever little sneak!
Saix: Different name, same fate.
Demyx: Oh we do to have Hearts. Dance water, dance!
Life's meaning is not so much found, as it is made. -Opus
There are no weak soldiers under a valiant commander. -Yondaime
"Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen, I love war.
I like genocide, I like blitzkrieg, I like agressive war, I like defensive war,
I like blowing away the enemy with the thunderous roar of a line of guns
Very well, then we shall have krieg!" -Major Montana Max, from Hellsing, Volume 4.
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel." -Leonardo De Vinci
"Humans say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Why? Do they think there's a shortage of bad ones?" -Unknown
"You're a nazi." -Angel
"You guys do have names right? Let me guess, Steve?"
"God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece." -Unknown
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." -Unknown
someone wins so someone else has to lose.
"Life is like a lemon, you never know when It'll squirt ya in the eye. -And when it does? My GOD it burns!" - Me
"Life is like a Lemon, you have to read it twice to get all the good parts" - Melody
"Life is like a Yaoi lemon, you have to read it over and over and over again to figure out how the heck they can do that" - Me
"Whenever you're angry, play DDR. It helps. Unless you really stink and then it will just make you even more mad" - Me
"Never give up on a person, no matter how hopeless it seems" - Kelcey
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." -Unknown
You killed him, you pink haired BASTARDS
Sasuke “We’ll fight fire with fire!”
Dreams? Dreams are useless, they are but a representation of what you cannot have.
"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much" - Oscar Wilde
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you" -Oscar Wilde
What is a cynic? Someone who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing."- Oscar Wilde
The truth is rarely pure and never simple."- Oscar Wilde
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel,but I am, so that's how it comes out
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts" -Stephen Wright
Stupid people and their stupid things
You look at me from the inside and laugh because I'm different, But I look at you from the outside and laugh because you're all the same - Unknown
'All Good Things Come To An End
I don't ponder over such trivial things," Itachi
Your not garbage," Itachi said.
Itachi thought for a moment before answering, "To collect all the Jinchuuriki, rule the world, get married,
Revenge is not justice. It simply continues the wheel of suffering
if at first you don't succeed ...cheat repeat until caught ... then lie
THE POWER OF YOUTH!!” Posing once again Might Gai stood there unaware of the looks he was receiving.
"Must be nice to have someone to blame when all goes wrong" - me
Don't worry, I heard idiots are imortal" -Raine from Emotions are for the weak
"Raine gave it to me as a keepsake" (Sarcastic tone)
"Shut up if you want me to tell you more about Raine you'd keep your mouth shut" Kai and Tala talking fom Emotions are for the week.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be training!" (Do I really need to say it?) Kai Hiwatari
Destiny stalks the tales of man like a shadow on his trail. The battles he fights,
Not at all. My sense of humor is perfectly normal. It’s everyone else’s that is weird.” Bawa solemnly stated, still grinning like a madman.
ARGH!! How the hell are you this damn good at chess?!” Bawa practically was on the verge of pulling his hair out.
I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy.
I'm actually looking forward to death now. Because when I die, I'm going to kick his ass!
you'd better pray you survive it and if you do, you may wish you hadn't."
The Mind is a terrible thing to waste...but it is so fun to destoy
First he goes and melts her heart, and now he taunts her with that metabolism? Evil, evil boy
Some people got small gifts, and others were greater. Sasuke, wondered, why he had a vibrator.
When your food waves at you, maybe it's time to have a change in diet.
The pain of one, and the desire to destroy all
ninja rule #100, don’t die!!
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to give into the darkness,
You are darkness, yet you are light
Timmy: Hollywood lied to me!
I will make you regret it
Yes it is mine, all mine
Silent as the dead
You do realize Hatake, that in the Shinobi world, the mission, is what counts, not your teammates
Those who break the rules are trash. But those who abandon their comrades…are worse than trash
we all mest would on to are fath for in the end it is all we have
am i crasy or am i genus?!
Why can’t you just be a good human and die?”
“Umm…I know this is incredibly rude…but are you a boy or a girl?”
Dude…I’ve got an insane bi-sexual vulpine with a libido like Gamabunta living inside my head.”
You’ll never make it.”
Hell…hell is only a word…the reality…is much, much WORSE!”
“Heh, they always called me ‘dobe’…who woulda guessed there’d be some truth in it.”
“Remember kit, in order for your deception to work, you’re going to have to…restrain yourself a little.”
Naruto: who is Goku??
Unknown- Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile
Roronoa Zoro- If you die, I'll kill you!
Robert Byrne- No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one
Spike Spiegel- There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all
AnimeNation- Life. Death. Anime in between
Ginta Toramizu - Anime is my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to anime, how can you possibly afford drugs
Never argue with an idiot, for they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."~Unknown
“Hmph, you are a weakling human who doesn’t deserve to know my real name! And Bawa,
In Soviet Konoha, Naruto owns you!
to be forgotten is wose then death
all gave some, some gave all
I don't want to attack him, I want to kill him
If I died... nobody would miss me, it's not the case for you
With one kiss, two hearts were broken.
Stop feeling sorry for me. You should really be feeling sorry
I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership.” The two shook hands and smiled evilly
I see,” said Gaara. “You are like me after all. Except, you are insane.”
What, now your being all Darth Vader like, Simmons I swear you’re just like a retarded servant monkey
Okay I’ll go and talk to O’Malley in my head. I SHALL KILL AAAAAALLLLLLLLLL BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Why even bother he always sends me to do something that evolves in killing me.” Said Griff
Finally I have my own body now I will destroy the universe.” Said O’Malley
LOPEZ, Lopez is back, ah shit. Tucker try and hold off the reds.”
Burning cherry tree Ev'ry blossom is aflame
Russell likes to hurt people. For peace
One dreams of death. One dreams of life. Neither dream of consequences.
500 laps? They are either crazy, or dead serious about training...
Like you just got hit by a train, Run over by a car, nailed to a post, starved for 13 days, ripped in half,
Hinata mumbled, “Never train with that guy. Its bad for your health.”
You use all teh muscel you can in a fight...but miss the important one"
After all, Nothingness is eternal...
As long as I live I’ll never understand girls.” He sighed in disbelief as he picked up shards of glass
Then I should tell Kakashi and maybe Jiraiya. On second thought, don’t tell Jiraiya.
Could Naruto be pretending to be that girl? Nah, that is just…BRILLIANT
Stomping a mudhole and walking it dry..." -Jim Ross
"When life gives you lemons, find someone whos life is giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White.
"Time to play hit or miss! Contestant Number 1 Open your mouth! Contestant Number 2 Get Ready.
"I dont think sitting in the corner giggling like a
"Dude I friggin dare you to say Chihuahua and not giggle" - Me
Naruto grinned. “Simple: Kick you in the balls and run away
Sakaguchi Hironobu is the creator of Final Fantasy. Bow to him, mortal.
2: Itagaki Tomonobu is the creator of Dead or Alive. If you consider yourself a man,
Hironobu raised an eyebrow. “That woman’s arch-enemy is a bird? What a maroon.”
Neji: "WTF are you babling about woman
Tsunade: "Don't kill my buzz
Sakura: (trapping Kakashi's hands before he could leave) "I'll break your arms and legs,
Sakura finally left Kakashi to his own thoughts. "Well Obito old friend, I have no idea what advice I gave her,
Temari: "Well as long as we're official I'm happy," she said, getting up and walking to the door.
Naruto: "Right, and Orochimaru wanted Sasuke here only for his charming personality."
If you can fool your friends you can always fool your enemies
How? Now in his moment of triumph? He was going to die
I'll show you - destiny can be changed." Naruto
Naruto did something to really piss her off. I don’t know whether to run for the hills, or
Without evil, we can have no good,
This is me. I am a tool of destruction,
I would ask the terms of the deal, of course. What am I to do, and more importantly,
Whatever you say, scary voice in my head
Ever notice that the expression “heads up” really means “whatever you do, don’t look up”?
I don’t know whether I should scream or throw up. Let’s go again
Saved by the stampede? That’s a new one to me
Old enough to kill, old enough to hang out at a bar
If I die, I’ll come back from the dead and haunt you for all eternity
mask. “Guys great news!” he shouted.
The best time to make friends is before you need them
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief
Shit Happens When You Go To School Naked
Murderer Plus Demon Equals Arrested
“Are we being interrogated?”
I think you’re insane, that’s what I think
I’m not molesting anyone. Molesting kids is Orochimaru’s thing
It defies the laws of science…” Neji gaped
Your enemies will always fear you more, if they do not even know you exist
Like you just got hit by a train, Run over by a car, nailed to a post, starved for 13 days,
Remorse is for the Dead
Rated for cannibalism and gore and death and all the things people like about violence!
share everything in our lives. Our happiness, our pain, our lust, but most of all we share our love
Now go to her. Kit, you’re living the dream. A girl on each arm, a sword on your back,
I am not cazzy , contrary to the popular belief
What the? I could have sworn I had a genin team... maybe I dreamed it all?”
I'm just saying, right now, no way. Sorry. no. Not happening'
Did I hear suffering? Is there suffering going on and I'm not causing it?”
Hate. It can eat at you. Tear away your insides Hate. It can eat at you. Tear away your insides
I will not sacrafice the individual for the greater good!"- Ashley Winchester, WA2: 2nd Ignition
"Check it, I grew up a fuckin screw up
"You know, I wonder if they'll laugh when I am dead. . .
Why am I fighting to live, if I'm just living to fight?
No man is an Island, entire of itself;every man is a peice of the Continent, a part of the maine;
Alice McCoy.""That's almost the same as having no personallity."
People always feel pain in their hearts. The heart is easy to wound,
"How can you determine the sane from the insane? Perhaps we're all insane" - Takato, age 16
"I know, I know! We're rebels, not crooks. Sorry, dude, but I got carried away!" - Manic to Sonic
If man forgets about the past, he is doomed to repeat it" - Seele 02, Evangelion
There's a place in France where the naked monkeys dance" - Doctor Doolittle II
No, you said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar" - Owen Wilson, Shanghai Noon
Oh my, it's gotten awfully quiet back there. Are you guys making out?" - Cho Hakkai, Saiyuki episode 2
Seeing a hawk is sacred. seeing a wolf is memorable. getting revenge is just plain human
I'm falling...into darkness...but the weirdest thing is...i don't care
Of course, god. Drag me into some weird-ass world, alone, and make me walk to get my keyblade when I have one,
Xemnas gave a short smile. “I don’t play fair
He installed a fifteen digit access code to his room and it seems that he can’t remember it.”
“Are you just going to let him stay there, then?”
Zexion whirled the chair around, a smirk on his face. “No. Of course not. It’s only a matter of time before
I’m not evil.” she told her pillow. Unconvinced, the squishy pillow withheld it’s judgement
Take away a man’s life, books, music, and basically everything that distracts him and you
Laugh at my comedies, not at me
Hannibal grunted darkly. “If you say so. But I warn you, you will regret this.
Be happy. That's all I ask. In the end, your happiness is all I wish for
warm and desolate; homey and forlorn; perfect and torn. It was my Heaven, in a morbid sort of way
Rayman: O.o …I’m seeing double…
Rumors are rumors and are hardly ever true. This case is no different.
If I could feel, I’d probably feel a mix between anger and humiliation
Like him in the context of a possible friend, yes. Like him in the context that I think you mean, no
Even when you have no name, no past, no home and no memory, there's still plenty you can lose
Maybe he was planing to kill himself, she could only hope
Grand Prix; 2012?”
Ha! You know your going crazy when I start making sense
Dear Hokage, your crystal ball didn't make a good baseball, you can have it back
“You must be the worst psychiatrist that CLOWN COLLEGE every produced!” Jack hollered as he was dragged away
Where did you get you’re M.D? Hell!?
All information of or pertaining to the personal history and activities of Doctor Seek Patience is strictly classified.
Yes, now I have better things to do then be here.” Xemnas stepped back a few steps from the four.
Should we be scared?” Liak commented from down below.
Vexen and an unhappy looking Zexion walked on stage. Vexen was wearing a long black cape and Zexion had a top hat.
"She'll be teaching them math- one bullet at a time! Okay, it'll be like, "If you have five bullets,
"Funny . . . they never look psychotic when they're sleeping." -Master Roshi about Piccolo, Dragonball
"No matter how much a monkey evolves, it's still a monkey." -Gohan, DBZ or DBGT
"HEEERRRROOOO! I'm right over here, so come and KIIILLLL MEEEE!" -Relena Peacecraft/Darlian, Gundam Wing
"Each and every time I fight, my heart disappears more and more." -Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing
"I don't mind being the God of Death forever." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
Yuusuke: "Tell you what: Give up now, and I'll only rip out ONE of your lungs.”
You're a team-player, a save-the-day superhero . . . I hate people like you." -Hiei to Yuusuke (YYH
You're always smiling, real friendly like... but your smile is so empty,
Aw, man! Death and Poverty like me so much they brought friends!" -Vash, Trigun
Is anyone here NOT trying to kill me!?" -Lupin, Lupin III
I'm sorry, but it wouldn't work! You're a man; I'm a woman. We're just too different!" -Leela to Fry, Futurama
Life is what you make of it. Death is what you wish for when you screw that up
Anime. Crack is cheaper." saying on wallet
Ow, my ankle! I think I twisted it! I-Hey! A quarter!" Ross, Friends
Ah! Who are you and why are you breathing on me?!" Kermit the Frog, A Muppet Christmas
I hope you slip on a banana peel, fall over, and DIE!!" Shuichi Shindou, Gravitation vol. 1
Sand. It's everywhere. Get used to it!" Genie, Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Don’t look at the glass half empty, don’t look at the glass half full,
A friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'Damn!...but that was fun!!
Don't let the bed bugs bite. Thats my job!"
"Sarcasm, just one more service I offer
Religion is for people afraid of going to Hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there
Knock hard, life is deaf." Mimi Parent
All religions issue bibles against Satan, and say the most injerious things about him,
School is a necessary evil that we all must endure
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them
When your right, no one remembers, when your wrong, no one forgets
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. - Anonymous
Caution: Xigbar was drunk in the making of this video...
naruto: When life gives you lemons JUST EAT THE FREAKING LEMONS...or squirt them at the eyes of your enemy.
ADDKN: Knowledge is power...but power corrupts...corruption is a crime...and crime never pays...so if you study you'll go broke!!
Me!" Sasori sweat-dropped. Why must the heavens punish him so? ... Okay maybe he killed a lot of people...
We? Who said I was involved?"
An anti-hero’s as much a hero as anyone else, even if they do get in your way
DROP THE CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT
Do I look like I care?...at all?"My most famous line
Lexaeus/Olette WHERE do you people get this stuff FROM??
Xaldin:Yep,and I slept in the spare bed upstairs
Zexion:It is not a dictionary!
'Oh god. I have a team of psychopaths. This will either be the best team ever. Or they'll end up killing me.
For his birthday, buy him a moon-shaped doll, saying that it is as close to Kingdom Hearts as he’ll ever get
Thirteen Ways to Make Xigbar Wish He Had A Machine Gun So He Could Shoot Faster
Kyuubi is not a nice fox… in fact, most would say he was downright evil. And they’re right…
You don’t know?” asked Gnarl in surprise. “What are they teaching you kids in school nowadays?”
You want a weakness? I have no weakness, everything hurts me all the same, a lot
I don’t own ‘em, I just torture ‘em
May he rest in peace though we might not
That is true. And he did try. But trying is not as good as succeeding
Kyuubi said "This is your mind. There's enough empty space to run around in
Kisame complained "Are we there yet?"
WHAT?! YOU MEAN THE BASTARD HAS SOME INNATE ABILITY TO FORCE GIRLS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM?!” Asked Axel,
This is even better than that time when Xaldin got drunk.”
Love will be Rewarded with Awkward Situations
Because if you dont im gonna reach down your throat and pull a rabbit out of your ass."
If you see me do not dread
What happened next was something that has never happened before.
I must not fear.
Welcome to the Internet, my friend. It lets every crazy on earth come
Sure he carries that scythe around, but I don't think he actually uses it. It's too clean!'
if I had a gun, I would pistol whip the living crap out of you right now
Oh...the things I could hit you with
"Oh, I'm serious," responded the agent, putting away his badge. "And don't call me 'Shirley'
Sorry. I'm only the narrator. I can't do anything for you
If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength,
You both look quite deadly today if I can say so myself.”
All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack,
I'll explaine it to those that still don't get it. Say you're on a road trip and you have a map.
In short: this is going to be one hell of a road trip, and I hope you'll all come along with me
No. Happy endings don’t exist. You can’t love me forever.”That was the most he had ever heard her say at once.
I am: a Sorceress,
I was a god!I was immortal!…I was a fool
Sakura hate Naruto,
He's still evil... He's still deadly... and he's still surrounded by frickin' idiots
I’m going to punch you in the face one of these days, you realize that right?” Harry chuckled
True gamers never die, they just respawn elsewhere." ~~ Tito
Patient Guy: "I'd die for her."
I do not fear computers; I fear the lack of them.
My sister, the axe murderer. All those poor axes, cut down in the prime of their lives...
You know those epic stories you always read?
And yes I'll go out with you," Luna continued.
Their village must have been crupted by DDR." -Jac person, playing as Sakura
"Stress: The confusion created when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire
"I've got a pretty handsome smile that I do.
YEEAAA!... We're doomed!"-Gir (Invaider Zim)
Well, we're going to hell."- Kelsey
"Insert spastic laughter here"- Me
"Curse you interweb!"-Grant
"WORLD DOMINATION!!" -The cockroaches on Fairly Odd parents
"Wow, It's like boobs are hallpasses!!" -Kelsey after the girls got out of the classroom
"Sit down, you rapist!"-Kelsey (...wtf?)
And that was the first day he knew he loved her.Well, as more then the girl who he loved to have beat the crap out of him.
Little did they know, that they were being watched, by missing-nin and closet pervert Uchiha Itachi.
The Hokage was battling his enemy, paperwork
“SPARTANS! THIS IS WHERE WE HOLD THEM! THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE! GIVE THEM NOTHING, TAKE FROM THEM, EVERYTHING
I know for a fact Kisame is obsessed with his teeth, so free dental will get him to join
Holy Shit!! Damian, did you know these fuckers would come crawling out of Hell’s ass?!” Link asked
Hehehe, you like her, huh?” Link asked snickering.
No, Link. This is not hell.” Damian said with a trace of anger in his voice.
This is the part of the story where something bad happens. Just when everything is going great, reality slaps you in the face
Behind them, a suit of armor slowly raised its guantlet... and flipped Kakashi off
Are they any good in a fight?"
Yo. My stove broke, so I had to go out to eat... and then the restaraunt stand fell over on me and I had to dig my way out."
“Would somebody tell me what is going on and why is there a dead man in our dining room?”
WHAT KIND OF SENSEI IS HE IF HE FORGETS ABOUT HIS OWN TEAM?” Naruto exploded
The time of the gods is coming to an end and when that happens, everything will change
Yeah for a second there I kinda did." I replied with a shrug
A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others mistakes."
It takes courage to stand up to your enemies, but it takes a great deal more, to stand up to your friends."
Fear can keep people from making the biggest mistake of their lives, but it also can prevent them from making the best choice."
Don't let anyone think they are better than you. God made everyone to be like each other."
It helps me when somebody dies. Think about this. We come into this life so easily-from somewhere, from the universe, from God. Why should it be any harder to leave?"
If the bait is obvious, don't take it."
It doesn't matter how big the present is. It matters how big the heart was when you gave it."
You may look at me and say I have nothing, but when I look at it...I have everything."
I've been a shamless fake my whole life, but they believe me, they love me. So, if I turn my back on them now, what would that make me?"
It's quality, not quanity that makes up who you are."
Life is good, but living in fear is not my idea of living."
I would never kill anyone unless I thought they were a pest...oh...there goes the whole world." (sorry, that had to go on here too!)
Feel the pain...of those inferior beings...as you burn in Hell!" (haha...guess why)
he might not understand much about politics, but he knew the importance of appearances.
Besides, who are we to judge them?”
If you cannot trust your own teammates who can you trust?
What's a 'Pokegirl'? What's a 'Tamer'? Who's resposible for scaring everyone off of that old abandoned airfield?
Why are all those girls walking around naked?” This world is ruled by teenagers
Riiiight. Somehow, I'm alive, so either the experiment was an overwhelming success,
Pleaze... call me Hojo. Ze vord 'Dok'... It makes me vish to poison your food and perform a sex-change operation upon you in your sleep
Naruto was still jumping for joy like a true idiot,
In a world where a narrator rules,
So, now we know why I’m the high ranking demon and
If ten times the enemy's strength, surround them;
Of course I care, if you die I die, it’s that simple
Tobi, while you can be cool at times, I'm starting to wonder why the hell you're with us..."
Girls...No...Women are just like ramen. There are a lot of flavors and I love all of them."
My occupation is, um... that would be murderer, sir
Is it true that there is a spot on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?"
You're the one that was spying? I, Wilson, will beat you up
Remember that to Suffer is to Live, to Live is to Suffer; but in the end, it all becomes Pleasure
I don wanna touch dead people…”
Impressive. It took you five hours to snap. I did it in three
Now, usually when a liquid was black and the label said it was dangerous,
Haremu no Jutsu! It was the scourge of all perverts.
Madame Foster: We’re disengaged going for minimum safe distance.
Dude, don’t dis the trench coats
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity
Dumbledore: Fool of a Ninja! Throw your self in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
Fear no that which can be seen...Fear that which cannot
I got kicked out of Barnes & Nobels for moving the religious books into the fiction section
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket.
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
DISNEY SUCKS!! Shonen Jump RULES!!", the sleeping form of Naruto
I AM THOR; GOD OF THUNDER!", he bellowed has he rested his humongous warhammer upon his shoulder,
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
Tsk Tsk never bring a knife to a gun fight” said the Priest pulling out a shot gun
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Mary Bly
Lets go to Sea no Kuni.”
That way quick, but weird. Yup definitely weird
He doesn’t make mistakes. After all he’s the ‘Leader.’
Yes indeed it was such a shame. I really…liked…him.”
Kyuubi is punishing REX with a nightstick, rope and a puppy.
Good or Evil...I don't see that. I only see power.
The truly fearful thing about madness is that nobody is immune. Nobody.
Ultimate Fail, is but a thing of the past for your level of fail, for you have failed so hard,
Alright men…we are on a mission to get coffee and doughnuts.
Alright zombies go kick their asses.” Naruto yelled to his small army of summoned zombies.
Naruto: "Wait just a second! He's YOUR brother!"
Kakashi: "Hey! If loving pancakes makes me drunk, then I don't wanna be sober!
Naruto: "R. KELLY DON'T PEE ON ME!!"
so being proficient in many arts, it is a master of none
Is that all you eat?! Ramen?! You need to be more fit and strong.
Now, Enjoy the story... or die
Sora, walking away.” I told her No. she wanted me back and I said no.”
Inuyasha "Miroku I don't want or need your pity"
Sasuke: Jounin... plus Eraser... plus falling through the floor and then... IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP!!
I'm just a regular guy with a chaotic dream." I said
“Justified? Do you think anything is justified? Nothing is justifiable
“Enjoy your meal, we hope it will be your last.”
a white powder that we assume was poison due to the effects it has had on the minions who burned it.” said Gnar
Talking to you is pointless.” sighed Toyoe. “You’re to blinded by your views of black and white to see grey
"An optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true" -James Cabell
"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything." -Bill Lyon
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." -Lynda Barry
"Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there." -Scott Adams
It's boring sitting back and watching the world get saved over and over again.
Anubus huffed, "For the love of Jesus-"
Ask NOT for whom the bell tolls! For it TOLLS... in the NAME of CHAOS!!
am training you, not torturing you. Not much difference between the two though hehe.” Naruto
Never underestimate the dark forces.” Ken said sounding all low and in despair.
Kiba's mom...I think not. How would you feel if you your new stepfather was only a couple months older than you?
Sweet Dreams, and Pleasant Nightmares!
Where the hell did that come from? Must be all this tea that I’m drinking. I’m going back to Coke.
This is From: keinve and sein
Shit...I mean come the fuck on it's already bad I'm dying why the hell did I die in the game
Hmmm what is the matter with you? I told you that this could be a possible life and death situation...your
Nightmare landed expertly and by expertly I mean landing flat on his face.
“I shall start the clan over,” Itachi continued, “They will no longer be called the Uchiha. I shall call them the Itachi clan.”
The nobodies were using slave labor and Sora was a Kingdom Hearts version of Adolf Hitler. But, how could it be stopped?
It's not my fault. It's all a dark conspiracy!
when in doubt, a machine gun comes in handy
if at first you don't succeed, hire professionals to guide you to success
never question your intelligence, there are more than enough people already doing it
If I owned Naruto, the Kyuubi would be a hot chick, Naruto wouldn’t be an idiot, and Sasuke wouldn’t be so gay.
“Is it me or is the paperwork breeding like rabbits?”
"The individual activity of one man with backbone will do more than a thousand men with a mere wishbone.” William J.H. Boetucker
"A dead man is still a dead man no matter how you look at it."
“Miroku stop it!” She told him as she tried to pull him away.”Umm...Please excuse him. He ate something bad.”
“Naruto, how are you? I haven’t seen you all week. And no prank? The entire village is on edges.” The blond child chuckled.
‘Gathering information without giving any.’ It’s one of the first lessons ninja in ANBU learn.”
"If you love someone let them go. If they come back it's true love, if they don't hunt them down and destroy everything they love" ~back of sugar-high-pixe's notebook
"Go be Emo in a corner" ~my friend Tree
"When life gives you lemons, remember what your parents said: 'don't ever accept food from strangers'."
"Of course I'm out of my mind. It's scary in there." ~Me
"I am who I think I am, and nothing more" ~my\
Note to self: Pat yourself on the back for that great idea. Note Received. Forwarding to SPAM folder
WHY WON’T THEY ANSWER ME? I don’t know, maybe I should ask them
All toads are good for is over a fire.
There’s an idea brat. Maybe you aren’t as stupid as I thought you were.
“YOU’RE LATE!” yelled Naruto and Sakura simultaneously.
You know, you could help us look for you!
"We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." - George S. Patton
"Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go
You were right. Crush the size of Texas there.”
"Everyone...We're heading home. And then we'll do what we do every night..."
"...It must be true what they say...In order to be evil, you really have to be one twisted..."
“Me, make someone crazy, I would never”
He weighed the situation carefully. On the one hand, he couldn't
Now, go knock them dead kit.'
Explaining sex to a man who barely knew how to count to 10 would be more than difficult?
Unfortunately, he was no longer in control The jumpsuit was
“She is actually pretty cute when she isn't shooting me...”
P.S. I don’t think it’s possible for a girl to rape a guy after all… guys ALWAYS want it.
"Wanna have sex?",
Hey, are you from heaven? Because I have an erection!
Monkeys are awesome, I am awesome, I am monkeys! (...wait, that's not right)
Sweden Take a side already! Neutral Bastards!
I try to figure out what’s happening, and especially why it’s happening.
Flonne sort of grew on you, much like all flesh-eating virus or a horribly infectious pop song
Saying its kind of expensive is like saying Gamabunta is kind of big
There are two things to aim at in life: first to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it.
either the Kyuubi broke out or
Leadership isn't about firing bullets and stabbing people, Church.
Whoa, those guys are sure on the wrong side of the evolution curve
A Nazi shirt... hmmm, well I think those went out of fashion in 1945...
Now Kyuubi, Kami loves all his children, he just enjoys torturing us in the worst ways possible. Like this for example
One should always play fairly, except for when one has the winning cards. Then he should take over the world
All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself
He is a cruel and terrible facist, but he sure is cute
Church I think the door is broken. Or stupid.
you may win all the battles...but your still going to hell
Sai: Why do you want to save Sasuke so badly?
We wanted to leave, and the heartless freed us, but once we were free,
Everyone alive is insane, most just aren't aware of it
excuse me while i go kill a figment of my imagination.
Did Sasuke really have to deal with all these crazy girls when he was alive?
Okay, now I'm going to crawl into a corner in fetal position and be emotionally scarred for the rest of my life...
Saints, can sometimes be the worst sinners
The chicken is on friggin’ steroids
Kakashi: Tell me where the bomb is!
He's the nicest evil overlord I've ever heard of
FUN FACT: If you stick your finger in a man's ass he screams. (I'm not lying)
“Would Naruto even know what a Harem IS?” Asuma asked no one in particular.
Madness? THIS IS FANFICTION!!
Thirty white horses, on a red hill. Fifteen up. Fifteen below.
C'mon, don't just... Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!
Forgiveness, he asks forgiveness, how stupid can a person be?
The naïve old man thinks that he can hide the sun with his hands?
it seemed strange to have sex on your brother's funeral day.
The universe is a cruel joke, and I stopped laughing a long time ago
"I'M SUUUUUPER DOOOOOD!"
You never really hear about pedophiles over 47, And priests don’t count.
Our Overlord's an Angel?!
If the good die young...I will live FOREVER!
Yaaaaaaa!! Why are they pointing such big swords at me...are they rapists?!
It's a pleasure to meet you ladies...do you mind showing me your panties?
Yeah... He's all the parts that don't care if we get beat up...
A begging that leads to salvation? Or damnation?
there will be no warning, only death...
Not Every Fairy Tale has a happy ending...
never to young to die, never to young to kill
Everything about this article is evil, the author is evil,
Cream the Rabbit? Is that an order or a request?
Good and Evil are merely perspective, but darkness is friend to neither- Ganondorf Dragmire
Its arrogant to compare yourself to a god
Love is our greatest strength and our ultimate downfall
This kid is going to give me a heart attack one day and i haven't even finished the first Come Come Paradise book set yet