Bingo
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Joined 09-03-08, id: 629390, Profile Updated: 03-17-16
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Humor.
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Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Plot Twist by Kowala reviews
The fictional character falls in love with the reader.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
The Venus Flytrap by clarity-eatworld reviews
Sequel to Crazy. It lives on like a living venus flytrap! More crazy, more randomness, more killer sheep ...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010
With a Mention of Llamas! by MadCatta reviews
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANI! And I put it in the kids section to remind you that Dee and I are still kids, compared to you, oh Adult Woman.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Complete
Without a Mention of Llamas by clarity-eatworld reviews
No, really. Who's idea was it not to mention llamas in this? Oh, well. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUNIG.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Llamalicious by clarity-eatworld reviews
More llamalicious stuff. There is no mention of llamas in this ... Happy Birthday, Cait!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Another Year, Another Llama Ages by MadCatta reviews
Dear Dani. We wrote you a Llama thingy! Enjoy this for your Llamabirthday.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Crazy is What Crazy do by clarity-eatworld reviews
WARNING: May make you laugh to death - no refunds. The funny moments between my friends and I, together for your enjoyment. Contains random moments, Killer Sheep, cupboards, and llamas...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Scarfy In The Middle by LilyWolfe reviews
A young Muslim woman is tugged in several different directions by her matchmaker mother, creepy neighbourhood watch man, overloaded work schedule, her housemates, her brothers and her Prince Charming...Adam from across the street.*SKOW WINNER 2010*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
That Other Birthday Llama by clarity-eatworld reviews
Cait's older, oh no! A little present from Dani and Deena to Cait on her birthday.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Spork by Leylique Morrow reviews
You're much too thin,' the spoon replied, her pride but slightly hurt. 'And as for being fat' she spat, 'I'll have you know they're curves'
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005
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The Story You Shouldn't Know reviews
REMOVED, save for the epilogue and an accompanying prequel oneshot. Sorry. We had a good run!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Death and Such reviews
Removed. Sorry, man.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
The Chronicles of a Muslim Vampire reviews
It's odd but somewhat ironic that in this day and age, people are more scared to get on a plane with me - not because I'll suck their blood, no, but because I might blow the plane up. Oh, well.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,911 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010
Right Off the Donkey reviews
Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now, I'd like to take a moment, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I fell off a donkey and got quite a scare. ONESHOT. Set in Egypt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete