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Joined 09-03-08, id: 629449, Profile Updated: 09-13-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

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Greatest author to ever write on our dismal little planet... Terry Pratchett!!

Ah, gotta love that man, he's a bloody genius. Anyone looking at this profile should definitely try him out, his books are a bit challenging, he writes science fiction satire. (He is an English writer)

Other interests besides Terry Pratchett: horseback riding, reading other books (classics are also pretty high on the list of best works of literature), writing anything from songs to poems to stories, dogs, fighting with my siblings, learning, listening to music (i.e. coldplay, carbon leaf, Billy Joel, the Beatles), dancing like a fool (in private where no one can see me), singing, any kind of art, reading news articles, painting (painting rooms) climbing ladders, java chip ice cream, staring blankly into space, and using an overabundance of commas!!

Actually that last one is usually on accident, but i do tend to use a lot of commas where they don't belong.

Dislikes: fake smiles, loud people, people who act stupid, obnoxious people, my stepmother, people who chew with their mouths open, global warming, fur coats, animal cruelty (I don't care if you thought taking Mr. Whiskers skydiving would be a blast, it's animal cruelty), double talking (which means politicians), cell phones, people who can't take care of themselves, the teacher I had way back when in fifth grade, pop music, hip hop music, most human beings that I've had the pleasure of meeting, sometimes my father, stupid questions that people already know the answer to, and eating fish.

I believe in evolution, I'm not at all religious. I try not to take things for granted, like the fact that I'm healthy, I have a home, and and opportunity to learn. There are so many people in the world who have it so much worse than anything I've ever experienced and I think that people who take what they have for granted when they have a good life are wrong, I believe that they should be thankful for what they have.

I also hate pesticides.

And I love refrigerator magnets, the ones that come in a pact where each one says a different word and you can move them around to form outer worldly statements.

OH, and black and white movies ROCK!!

have a nice... (fill in with a noun)

if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again, or dial your... I hate that as well.

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They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Kiss Right Out of Me by LilyFinn reviews
One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Hung up on You by Pinkamoo reviews
Males are like maths homework, you have to deal with them and even if you are quite capable of doing so they are still annoying. Especially the ones that hang up on you. Damn him. [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
He and Me by ALY55A reviews
[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
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Both Sides of a Cloud reviews
He found R-rated shapes in the clouds, I whacked him on the head for mentioning them. He was my best friend, and like an overused cliche I was crushing on him. So when he sees something a little different in the clouds, I rather liked what he came up with
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Stealing Keys reviews
He stole my key to my door and made a copy. Then he moved into my room. I started finding his clothes in my laundry and he ate all my food. I thought he was annoying, so when I finally start dating and he suddenly stops coming over, why am I missing him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete