My name is Sue, and I am a nerd. I don't know when it happened, but sometime between my non-existent boob growth, my skin running rampant free with acne, and my hair becoming insanely wavy, with no sign of ever recovering, I decided that the scent of new books turned me on more than guys' cologne. And I guess, one day, mathematical equations and calculators (TI-84 Silver Edition -squeal-) just started to be appealing.

So, here I am, a nerd.

-Sarcasm is my religion

-I could have, should have won best wannabe award.

(But I didn't. I've matured, and I'm happy about it :3)

-Has tons of thousands of plot bunnies running all over my mind

(They're annoying)

((But I love 'em...))

Plus they help me sleep at night.

(This is the part where I feel inclined/the incessant need to tell you more pointless things about me.)

I am Sue:
a girl (though sometimes I forget I have a gender.)
fifteen (going on fifty)
imaginary (a little too imaginary)
loving (of my enemies, too)
an artist (because I say so...just kidding. You didnt get it? Shame.)
a compulsive liar (honestly)
opinionated (about politics, love lives, poetry, and life ((but then again that means every thing. just call me cynical...Ho Hum)
insecure (about everything but my insecurity)
Mature for my age (and who ever disagrees is a doo-doo head)
I'm Extroverted yet Introverted. (I believe the correct term is ambivert, you dumb ass((I just love puttin myself down, eh?))

I wish I were:
a novelist (with a reputation)
sophisticated (enough to say the word: 'supercalafragalisticexpialodocious' ((if I even spelled it right...o.O)
able to blow up Hottopic (without almost wetting myself)
social (no one hugs me any more)
anything extraordinaire (comedienne, dishwasher, table cloth, wordsmith, professional potatoe peeler, Kurt Cobain)
a rubber ducky (so I could be the one)

BANDS:

Kings Of Leon, Silversun Pickups, Misfits, Iron Maiden, The Killers, MGMT, The Ramones, Metallica, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Death Cab for Cutie, Gorillaz, The Beatles, Passion Pit, Vampire Weekend, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Frou Frou, Slayer, Circa Survive, Best Coast, Hey Champ, Summer Ending, Maroon 5, Jimmy Eat World, Nada Surf, Cartel, Third Eye Blind, Soda Stereo, Crookers, The Bloody Beetroots, Steve Aoki, BLiSS, Black Eyed Peas, Brigitte Bardot, Edith Piaf, Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Counting Crows, Sonic Youth, The Maine, Train, The White Stripes, The Main Drag, The Temper Trap, Aiden, Cultura Profética, Grateful Dead, Flaming Lips, Morrissey, Jay-Z, Arcade Fire, Dan Black, Don Omar, Freelance Whales, Shakira, Usher, My Chemical Romance, Cheap Mondays, Boy & Bear, Mezzanine Owls, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Earlimart, P!nk, Elf Power, Yeasayer, Yeti, Arctic Monkeys, This Town Needs Guns, Cee Lo Green, Manufactured Superstars, BARRETSO, Redial, AC/DC, Kitkaliitto, DEFEAT, WestCoast13, Pendulum, White Stripes, Stevie Wonder, RUSH, Frédéric Chopin, Florence + The Machine, Tears for Fears, Toto, Anamanaguchi, Scissor Sisters, The Morning Benders, Miike Snow, Forgive Durden, Franz Ferdinand, Blue Oyster Cult, Drake, Pantera, Animal Collective, Opeth, The Kooks, Jason Mraz, A Fine Frenzy, Hawthorne Heights, Good Charlotte, Motion City Soundtrack, RED, Utada Hikaru, t.A.T.u., Rise Against, Billy Idol, Alice Cooper, Madonna, Men at Work, First Aid Kit, Katy Perry, of Montreal, Joan of Arc, Avi Buffalo, The Kinks, Carlos Santana, Tegan and Sara, Elton John, Aerosmith, Grizzly Bear, Laura Marling, Mumford and Sons, Queen, Journey, Evanescence, Dave Matthews Band, Incubus, John Mayer, 3 Doors Down, Bruce Springsteen, Sting, The Sex Pistols, Gym Class Heroes, Sublime, deadmau5, The Spinto Band, U2, bo-yo, Miguel Bosé, The Eagles, Sea Wolf, My Bloody Valentine, The Velvet Underground, The Smashing Pumpkins, Modest Mouse, Fiona Apple, Dawes, Yo-Yo Ma, Neil Young, The Who, Thom Yorke, Trivium, The Mars Volta, The Vines, Empire of the Sun, Dirty on Purpose, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, Ra Ra Riot, Voxtrot, The Dear Hunter, Twin Atlantic, Jimi Hendrix, Bloc Party, Weezer, Emilie Autumn, Depeche Mode, Three Days Grace, Snow Patrol, Band of Horses, Michael Jackson, Lil Wayne, The B-52's, Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver, Kenelis, Tiësto, Kid Cudi, Escape The Fate, Twisted Sister, Lady Gaga, Deathklok, The Rolling Stones, No Doubt, Taking Back Sunday, Disturbed, The Strokes, Sacred Oath, Apocalyptica, Avenged Sevenfold, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Mastodon, Lamb of God, Daft Punk, Black Sabbath, The Used, Billy Joel, Coheed and Cambria, Seether, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, AFI, Van Halen, The Smiths, Eminem, White Rabbits, Cage The Elephant, Muse, Blue October, The Clash, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Cheap Trick, Hope of the States, Fight Like Apes, The Devil Wears Prada, A Day To Remember, I Set My Friends On Fire, Bat For Lashes, Oasis, Bob Marley, M83, Dream Theater, Sick Puppies, Pearl Jam, Coldplay, The Moldy Peaches, KISS, Harry and the Potters, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Benny Benassi, Shiny Toy Guns, Sia, The Police, Radiohead, Simon & Garfunkel, The Doors, Bob Dylan, System of a Down, The Cure, LUDO, The Fratellis, BRING ME THE HORIZON, 30 Seconds to Mars, Slipknot, David Bowie, Simples Mortales, Paradise Junkies, David Guetta, Slash, Live The Music Group, Wolfmother

I can't exactly say my heart belongs to one genre. I'm 100g of water at 540 degrees (gaseous) like that. (If you didn't get that the first time, I pity thee). (Q=mL ...XD)