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Joined 09-04-08, id: 629537, Profile Updated: 02-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Fantasy.

Yo.

Name's Mary, 19 years old and I live in Sweden.

I love to read and spend most of my days here on fp.com. That's one of the reasons (the major one) to why I don't really write that much, even though I love to. And well, I don't have anything that I want to publish anyway. Yet.

Current Status: An actual new story? :D

Controversial Issues:
1)
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Hey Jude by Potatoe1988 reviews
Jude's world hasn't made sense since Mikey, a boy with a skewed sense of reality, showed up two years ago. When a runaway named Zion comes into their lives, things are about to get a lot weirder. Slash, m/m. Rewriting
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,090 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/31/2008
Tenebrism by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,182 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/1/2008
Best Lane Plans by CaveDwellers reviews
I, as a philosophy major, hated superheroes. They were a philosophical farce, a tangle of fallacies. Who beats people up to show that violence is wrong? Who destroys a city again and again, on the pretext of protecting it? I REALLY disagree with... well, everything about them. But none of that stopped me from falling for one, though, did it? Just my luck. (slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 101,493 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
The Wizard of Bright Isle by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A young man risks his life to save a magical creature and discovers he has the gift to become a wizard. Thrust into a world of magic, politics and intrigue, he finds himself caught up in the struggle for control of a kingdom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,402 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Close Protection by Cordelia Kingsbridge reviews
After three consecutive expulsions for sexual misconduct, Luca D'Amato has no choice but to return to America. Jacob Ryder is the man charged with protecting him from his family's many enemies – but who will protect Ryder from Luca? COMPLETE! (Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 267,017 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Sweet Miseria by Raico reviews
There was always a part of me that wanted to cave in and surrender. Let the bad guys win. Give into the exhaustion. But I couldn't. Roles had changed. Both Alpha and Vampire were relying on me. And even if I shattered I wouldn't fail. No matter what.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 166,436 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
The Spark by Kazomon reviews
Beautiful male model, Andrej Pejic meets fireman Andrew Carson after running into a little trouble. Andrew wasn't gay, in fact he despised men who were. So why couldn't he leave Andrej alone? SLASH MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,490 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty by mousegirl05 reviews
Childhood in a canea-research institution taught Africe to keep distances. Meeting a mysterious felidae upends his world and his heart. Can Africe get under the cat's armor and around his hair-trigger fear? Will Hesslin even let the dog try? m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,387 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,329 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Fractured Silence by Reibrook reviews
Members of a race ravaged by war, two young Nayia work to ensure the continuity of their race through the leadership of an ignorant man. While one of them struggles with a secret that threatens to ruin the one thing he believes in, his friendship. M/M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Iron Butterfly by mousegirl05 reviews
Temple apprenticeship in an unfamiliar world, home to an unfamiliar race. Amid thorns of hatred and misunderstanding, can a human find true friendship and love among the rae'lir temple keepers? m/m-sorta; read and see!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,849 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Highjacked Heart by mousegirl05 reviews
Carjacked; Tyne finds himself thrust into a mystical world. To save himself and everything he once loved, he must conquer confusion, regret, and his past. His only ally? A cold madman who wields terrifying powers: his abductor. m/m 2 volumes in 1
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,099 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Cherry Lips Rewritten by llyzsm2 reviews
A new version of my sci-fi cops and sex slaves story, sans gaping plot holes and hopefully with a better flow! Why is there a mole in the Interplanetary Police? What will they do about it? Read and find out! Slash, yaoi, anal
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Skin Deep by Anego reviews
BeautyandtheBeast twist rated M- shonenai and fighting . Coredan is a young boy who adores his twin sister, and would do anything for her. But when the day comes that he pays too heavy a price, he meets Prince Londel- whos life is darker than expected.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,033 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Tasting Shadows by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Jamie has always had a fear of the dark. He just didn't know he had a reason. /NaNoWriMo '09/ [Moved to LJ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Gatekeeper by Rayne Auster reviews
COMPLETE! WARNING! [S] Gatekeeper…Know who you are! Marked by misty white gaze, Seeing visions of desert sands, Doomed to death by foolish people, Last hope for the land.[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by CaseyBear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Mein Liebling by Catatonic Seiory reviews
Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,008 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The God Eaters by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
The tale of two outlaws and the totaliatarian theocracy what done it to 'em. Slash; M for language, sex and violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,952 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
In The Arms of an Angel by Phaze reviews
Two hurting and lost teenage boys find each other and themselves on a New England beach and start out on a journey of true love and dedication. Romance and drama. Complete Mild Slash M/M
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 134,376 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Introspective Debate of Owen Brody by Dart Gray reviews
Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,324 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The History of Southbrook Academy by American Schokolade reviews
SLASH Between remaining the school’s premier expert on gossip and trying to blackmail a jock into being his boyfriend, Alex has no time for ghost stories. Unfortunately somebody else doesn’t feel the same way.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,072 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
In Manitou by Alyn Drasil reviews
A night in the woods is more than Holm bargained for. And Holm is more than what Simon doesn't want. mm slash. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,334 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Beauty? And the NotSoBeastly Beast by Tygati reviews
Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Boxers' Rebellion by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Rivals in sport, know only one way to flirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
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The story
Exotic lovestory, fantasy made real and rescuing lost young men. Slash. Don't know where this will take me.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Published: 2/8/2012
Random reviews
slash. Out on the open sea.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete