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Hey. Welcome to my profile. I'm honored that you care enough to visit :)
I love to read, and listen to music while I do. I probably log about 2 hours on average listening to music a day. I play the violin, and i don't mean to brag, but I'm not the best...at all...But i love playing, so all is well. I'm currently in honors and advanced classes, getting A's on the report card with an occasional B in math. Only a few people can understand me during the often times when I get really hyper. Or really tired, which results in me getting hyper. I'm in colorguard, and it takes up much of my life. I wouldn't keep trying out if I didn't like it, though. I dance and spin flag in both marching band and winter guard.
Color-Green, black, and silver
Series- Vampire Academy, Uglies, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter
Authors- Tamora Pierce, Kathy Reichs, James Patterson
Movie-The Outsiders, The Last Legion, Serenity, Transformers, Queen of the Damned, Titanic, Phantom of the Opera
Show-Ncis, Bones, Doll House, Firefly (why only one season...Why?!)
Artists- Breaking Benjamin
Some artists on my ipod- Apocalyptica, Bonneville, Breaking Benjamin, Coldplay, Evanescence, The Fine Grain, Flyleaf, Jason Mraz, Linkin Park, Placebo, Smashing Pumpkins, and sooo many others
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoyingTrix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ran straight into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile
when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
"There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
Fred and George:"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.
Oliver Wood: "Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."
"Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234." -Jace
"You like the party?" -Magnus Bane
"Is it in honor of anything?" -Clary
"Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission." -Jace
"Thanks, but I'm not really a thigh sheath kind of girl." -Clary
“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies."
"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much"
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman."
"Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and then during the rest of our lives they tell us to sit down and shut up."
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
--Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, fireflyx94
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume: